263: Axe (Pt. 2)

I’m going to tell you the truth.This episode was written by Ben Rowe!CREDITSWritten by Ben RoweTatiana Gefter as Helen HartleyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixJust Jenah as SkinnerLyssa Jay and Athan as The EnsembleNEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shopUSE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFFLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Hallopween.[Warning: This episode contains descriptions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, and unreality. Listener discretion is advised.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're gonna catch a big one.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, drinking alcohol, and restraint/imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITSWritten by Just JenahTatiana Gefter as Helen HartleyPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixJust Jenah as SkinnerShaun Pellington as SaxNEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shopUSE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFFLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real.[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITSWritten by David AultDerek Moreland as Rugby ManDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixJust Jenah as SkinnerShaun Pellington as SaxTaylor Michaels, Pine Gonzalez, and Tatiana Gefter as AudienceNEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shopUSE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFFLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stronger Together, Not Converged.[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Derek Moreland as Rugby ManDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeJJ, Pine Gonzalez, Tatiana Gefter, and Ben Rowe as AudienceNEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shopUSE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFFLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stinky’s got a purpose for lopTo transport to Rugby and to clean up shop butLittle do they know it’s all just a testTo see which rabbits fit the compound the bestBut Stinky can’t bear to put down the lopsSo Tex volunteers and he does all the workHe says that he killed them, but really he won’tHe sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove But Stinky’s coming down as the man of honorAnd Bluster’s Grove has a convergence problemIt mangles the Numbers, it got to TXDawgThere really isn’t telling when this thing will go next offlop can be unpredictable tooHe starts shooting at Numbers which ruins the moodTex ties him up, they can work this all outHe just needs the device Stinky stuck in his mouthIt’s not fairWhat they did to those rabbits back thereIt’ll make more sense the second time aroundAl and Lop are on Christmas IslandFelix sent them there in an act of defianceYellowknife shows up, they’re sharing a LegThey get their apartments, they’re separatedBand practice gets interrupted38 disappears, begin the destructionSnowy’s gone too, it must be connectedAl’s number one on the suspect list andMikey’s at the Compound getting patched upBecause nobody loves you when you’re a blobThe treatment has him feeling finally alrightBut he needs to stay for supervision overnightBreaking the rules, Mikey wanders the hallsHe hears an overnighter and he answers the callHe transports a calculator right through the doorAnd right through the head of that overnighterCalcFace will be fineI think it’s only his eyeBut it will all get corrected soonIt’ll make more sense the second time aroundGood cop/bad cop, Tex and TXDawgTalk in the warehouse with Stinky and lopStinky’s not budging, lop isn’t eitherTex had to correct a mess for them just to be therelop grabs the keys and makes a break for the doorBut they have no idea what is in store whenThey’re out in the desert, Stinky gets shockedTurned into a cowboy by the convergence boxThey reach an agreement, what a wonderful dayThey issue a correction to take over BaseStinky’s a billionaire business bunnyHe sends Mikey to trade secrets for moneyThe base is transforming into the SaddleMikey’s got a mission, it’s one he can handleHe just has to kill Chris, there is a correctionBritches is there with an explanationIf it doesn’t make senseJust spot the differenceIt’ll make more sense the second time aroundMikey was sent to bug Hunter’s cabinHe hears something outside, it’s an iterationHe lies and says he thought that it was a bearSomething for him to investigate laterHe and Reno trade secrets back at the SaddleReno’s making connections on LopCentralMikey goes back to investigate the bearAnd get saved and consolidated right thereStink wants to get Hunter aloneBut he can’t get Hunter to answer the phoneIn fact it seems that he might be under attackHe begs Hunter Hartley to call him backThe tables have turned, Stinky is hidingEagle attacks while he and Troy are bouncingHe changes his mind, he goes to the cook outAnd that’s how Stinky finally got took outDoes this spell the end for theBunny friendployee?Hornswaggle’s lops come back for RenoThey take him back to a time only we knowCadduceus see that they’re being tailedTheir plan is to kill the attacker but it failedBritches is here and Squint is connectedThey detour to account for the unexpectedCadduceus produces a disconnectivity deviceIt ends up with Reno and Reno says “bye”Back on the island folks are dropping inXL’s in the apartments, organizingThey have a new visitor, Stinky’s arrivedThe mood’s undercut, though, he probably diedMovement is spotted out on the yachtStinky wants to be king again, or so he thoughtAl gets attacked by Calculator FaceAnd Reno’s here too now, to pick up the paceThere’s more to this placeThan it looks on its face Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol]Skinner was played by JustJenahDialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenahWritten and Sound Designed by JustJenahthe song, It's Gonna be Awesome by VosLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FELIXDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeJosh Kent as JohnJamie Petronis as MattDevin Steffens as RogerCole Weavers as ColeGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleySteve Anzalone as EagleAthan as TroyTaylor Michaels as ChanceNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLKevin Berrey as RyanLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FELIXDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S19E07: It was good to be king.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.