Couch Confessions | Internet Romance

this week on the poddy cora presents her very own, one-of-a-kind friendship quiz, we announce our new starring musical theatre roles, margot belches inside cora, depression sleep, mami lani, schitts creek, margot regresses to her middle school vibes, 2022 travel plans, charm bracelets, dolly parton coloring book, tlc, and international house sitting. sign our petition to bring back mcdonald’s all day breakfast if you have a soul!!

welcome to our first ever unedited episode  - don’t cancel us! this week on the poddy we quiz our friendship, get probed by mormon aliens, talk starbies orders, defensive google reviews, the official footwear of hell, this weeks injuries, mtv next, our first million, cat adoption, and how much we hate johnny depp. listen for your health! 

today on the poddy margot and cora talk about the original karen, figure out how many shots it would take to do the dirty with the wiggles, get swept away in bigfoot's arms, talk about a possible new segment, admit that we do nothing but watch tv, and margot does a deep dive into the cast of vampire diaries instagram accounts. can you count how many different tv shows we talked about this week? we can't. 

we're feeling aggressive this week, so we decided to channel it the best way we know how, on the poddy! this week we do 30 second rants, talk about our UNfavorite things, frenemies, people who enjoy showers are elitists, the renaissance that is dry shampoo, cora's top 3 looks, A/C probs, full time depression, margot's new shell fish phobia, biking michigan, empaths, real astrology, six flags, and cora finishes us off by ruining disney. listen if you love us! 

are you feeling hot? so are we, this week we sweat profusely in an un-air conditioned house while drinking more than we ever have on a poddy. we share a song from our future album release, and have deep conversations with chris stapleton (unfortunately we forgot to record that section). cora learns that margot isn’t blonde, finds out she’s a TikTok chosen one, and margot enjoys pizza rolls while discussing her spiritual awakening if she were to watch the bachelorette, the top 2013 male country stars, and how she never wants anyone to say hi to her in public. content warning… this might be our worst (or best?) episode. cora’s high on Benadryl and we’re eating pizza rolls into the mic during the second half of the episode. if you find us endearing no matter what, enjoy!

hello fellow patriots, we’ve decided to do the big girl thing this week and make a like change in our country or whatever (memorial day got us acting up). this episode of the poddy we talk about our first executive orders as future presidents after preparing for our inaugural speech with some vocal warm ups, finish the detroit v chicago pizza debate once and for all, plan the wawst prom (did someone say, mimosa bar?), orgasm over gourmet hot dogs, and get existential over goofy’s ethnic roots. one listen is one vote for our campaign! ps - we’re in need of hot goss! this next couch confessions theme is: what is the worst thing your boss (past or present) has ever said or done? text, email, dm or pigeon carry us your story via written format or audio message with your preferred screen name (we love an anon) to [email protected]

we’re back with anotha ep of the poddy (did ya hear, we’re wednesday girls now). this week we welcomed a very special guest, our pal emilye! we might’ve crashed her house on a very warm day for the a/c… but that’s not the only reason!! to show our thanks we quizzed her with WAWST poddy trivia and made her sweat! i swear we’re good people! ( YES, she’s single) this w33k we talk cocktail embodiment, fav things, our feature on the colbie caillat album, buttery knuckles, which 1D members would kill us, artichokes and olives, are you afraid of the dark, cora’s famous sister, and more! if you share this poddy an angel will bless you this week, if you don’t, well…

this week on the poddy we created our 2021 aim usernames, reminisced over three way calls (fuck you charles), talk about how drama gives us compassion, nana energy, our plans to get on the Circle, balegdah, marrying melinda gates, selling shit on insta stories, margot’s invalid reasons for not going to therapy, how cora gets paid to shower, we forge documents and talk big plans for Art Prize. listen if you wanna (please..?)

we’re sitting comfy on the couch and confessing stories of internet romance! tumblr relationships, skyping your crush in silence with no microphone, getting ghosted by missionary boys, boyfriends who fake their own death, first time bisexual encounters, chat roulette and period sex, keeping a notepad to keep track of your 12 boyfriends on myyearbook, chris from ohio, the sexual energy in club penguin, and catfishing with a cause. listen now! (CW: nsfw, sexual harassment) 

ayo... the person who sent you this wanted you to know… we’re back with another eppy of the poddy baby! we jump right in with our fav things, cora takes on two new jobs (one involves fruit), build our shipwrecked plans, baton twat, the apple salad saga, intro another new segment, plan out margot’s future texas sized roadhouse proposal, youtube mistakes cora for a 16yr old, talk more shit about tv, get lost in the mall of our youth, actually review books, and more! listen if you dare.