WFYM 396 - Caring Top

If your car gets too many miles on it just put it in reverse Matilda style like Ferris Bueller in that parody song Red Car that we recorded in an AirBnB for $50,000 instead of opening a restaurant called Culwer's or Colver's.

Growing up Gen X means we played cat in the sandbox and did our business in there and covered it up with our hind legs until our parents turned the light on and we could come inside to watch He Man. Now children need Vikings to protect them at all times. Never play with a gun that has blanks in it and maybe head up to Thunder Bay for a Persian Roll   https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-397-playing-174300522

They have all the exits blocked off to the live taping of the Carrot Top comedy CD where he gets introduced by that putz Marc Summers. Better turn up the Yelawolf and floor it like you want to go viral

Why not spread some positivity and post videos of people surviving rollercoasters and volcanoes and army rope tricks? Most of the time it works out fine for everyone. Action Man isn't as good as GI Joe but still better than 3D printing a predator. Big Ev from Barstool is a loose cannon but he has Ball Knedge   https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-395-watch-172928507

Wassap quants do y'all remember when Netflix sent DVDs in the mail and they were ALWAYS wet? Well we found one of the unreleased Mythbusters episode where they disprove that Adam Savage was gaped by putting packing tape over it and lying. Stryper is secular now

If you get lucky you can win a monkey's paw or a rabbit's foot in a charnge machine, or, at least, the extra quarter they sometimes give you. Shoelaces are too hard but sandals are like a bed of nails which feels good to stand on and to sleep on. If you go to Singapore don't fall for the bait of trying the century egg Doritos and not being able to spit   https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-393-charnge-171624329

They put me in a hog yoke because they ran out of kangs and someone was already using the cross. We were all in an Uber during this one leaving Williamsburg, VA because we already tried the pizza and other than that the only thing to do is make fun of all the Amish people

Sorry we are all in Pittsburgh standing outside a Sheetz asking people if yinz can spare a hoagie so we had to unlock one   Jelly Roll got divorced from Whoopi Goldberg because she was cheating on him with an IDF soldier named Egirl Vitubor. Men are just playthings to her. You need some squishy dumplings so bad at the store. If you have a Burger King and a Dairy Queen and a Jack in the Box near you try doing the Royal Flush

Flappy Qwop was a vibe during lockdown when HQ Trivia wasn't live yet and you couldn't hear it anyway because people were banging pots and pants together for nurses and doing Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style flash mobs. I hate those Moogles and I hate Kid Beer because you can't claim it was a port wine birthmark when you spill it after getting pulled over https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-391-patrol-169650083  

Stick out your tongue and enjoy the treat of the season before you join the 295 Club because a guy who stole DVDs from Giant Eagle tries to stab you with a corn dog at the county fair. Then you have to walk home in the dark. If your family has slaves get rid of them