Don't Touch Me

It's Halloween season and you know what that means.. It's time to get spooky AND cooky. But to start off our festive celebration of all things ghostly, pumpkiny and cand..y the boys talk to a ghost hunter named Doctor Sackman who gives us all some tips and tricks for keeping safe this season. Then the fellas talk to Bert Hertz, a suave millionaire and musician. Finally, a spooky wrench is thrown in the works without our third guest being Wendell, a ghost and potential hunting victim.  Doctor Sackman: played by Zach Bert Hertz: played by Roberto Wendyl: played by Zach Socials https://linktr.ee/welcometoearth Zach https://linktr.ee/zachduncan Roberto https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy

Crime family man Schneedly Grip is concerned that his children aren't going to kill him. Big Gravy returns with a harrowing story of being turned into a large ball of gas. Turning the podcast into an episode of Family Feud is Big Wiz, Big Gravy's older brother.  Schneedly Grip: played by Zach Big Gravy: played by Roberto Big Wiz: played by Zach TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

Ick! I can't believe we're letting swamp creatures into the studio now, but, well, here we are. Then a crazed and immoral scientist holds court on the ironic punishments he gives to people. Finally a woman who is unlike any other teaches Zach how to interview a woman.    Swamp Man: played by Roberto Dr. Dittlelick: played by Zach Some Woman: played by Roberto   TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

Rock star wrangler Trester calls in a favor with the police to cover up an accident with his rock star client. Emperor Palpatine squabbles with Aqua Man for stature. Modern cowboy Kirby Enthusiasm discusses his experience with the supernatural and vampire lore. TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

Big dog Stony Tinsilvester gives us the 411 about what it's like to protect Santa and how life brought him there. Big dog Cranky Little Wh*re wants to raise awareness of the sorts of services provided in the basements of Motel 6s and 7s.  Big dog Pinocchio returns to the show to share more of his patented sad-sack-ery. Watch  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WelcomeToEarth_Podcast Socials Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

Big dog Uncle Lenny tries to escape detection by the CIA for the things he did in his mysterious past. Big dog Emperor Br!@n goes through therapy for his intrusive dictatorial thoughts.  Big dog Count Chronicles gets into a fight with his own butt. Socials  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

Big dog Kirby Enthusiasm sidles over to the mic to give us more insight into the life of a cowboy from Texas.   Big dog Little Man returns to sprinkle us all with more dark truths from the shadow realm. Big dogs Tom Foolery and No Nonsense Nick make their first appearances to tell us of their scheme to out perform Santa Claus this Christmas.     Socials   Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy  

Big dog Skert sits his little butt in our chair and talks about his lovely wife who just so happens to sound like a barnyard animal.    Big dog Uncle Lenny stumbles in from the kitchen to discuss his business plans and memories from Zach’s childhood.    Big dog DZay Jizzy drops the funk on us with stories of his prolific career as a Gen Z DJ.   Socials  Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

Big dog Jack Jim Joe swings by to talk about his club for men with insecurities—not complaints! He’s a manipulative boi who wants to use peoples’ insecurities against them.    Big dog Mulgrave pulls up on us to  talk about his recent rad quest to dig deep within Mt. Fuji for the God Blood. Has a private chef, loves jet fuel, hates science nerds.    Big dog Rizzmaster is a 14 year old boy who is on a mission to teach the world how to properly Rizz. He ends up starting an imaginary situation that leads to the studio actually exploding.    Socials  Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy 

Big dog Andy Junction is trying to cool down, so he enlists the help of Roberto to quiet the rage in his soul.   Big dog Bill Smart wants to figure out what he did last week and finds a new best friend along the way.   Introducing big dog, Plumpy, who just wants to talk about his pumpkin patch but is abducted by aliens and replaced by big dog Eminem… the rapper.   Quote of the episode “For the audio listeners: something just happened.”   Socials  Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy