The Confidence On This Bitch

Today’s caller is being stonewalled by her own child. The days of getting the full download are over.  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revz has survived Year 6 camp and frankly deserves a medal and a long nap. Meanwhile, the retrograde bullshit is finally coming to an end and THANK. FUCK. We discuss the great Bali versus Fiji debate. Can't we all just enjoy a tropical holiday without picking a side? Meanwhile, Revz has been quietly getting up to something behind the scenes. Something we're actually very proud of. But she's made it very clear that she doesn't want a big song and dance about it because it's not a thing. Happy Tuesday Besties x #Notspon R: Element Brooklyn  G: Arms Of Eve - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller is questioning the unspoken rules of the post-breakup unfollow. They’ve left your life, but do they need to leave your Instagram, too? - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that time again, a friendly reminder to check your boobs. Give the girls a feel, they deserve the attention. Meanwhile, daylight savings is absolutely fucking with Revz’s relationship schedule, and Gem is coming away from Raffa’s appointment with a few unexpected lessons. We’re talking food as a tool for focus, comfort and self-soothing (neurospicy girls, gather round). Plus, over in #notspons, a new drink to get around, a very handy hack and add some people pleaser behaviour to round out your fav day of the week. x #Notspon G: Pickle juice coke R: Leftover lunchbox smoothies - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s caller is wondering when it’s acceptable to step in and parent someone else’s kids, or when you should just mind your own damn business. - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revz’s flights are booked and the countdown is officially on! Gem’s been to see Maggie Dent and has returned with golden nuggets of parenting wisdom. This is life changing stuff. You’re welcome. Then, we need to talk about the #DramaKings in our lives, the melodramatic sons who are reminding us that boys are, in fact, allowed to cry. And just when we thought we were having a nice time, Revz has a call with the ATO that hits hard, opening up a very real chat about the financial stress so many of us are quietly drowning in.  Notspons: R: Flowzy Pet Water Fountain (aff link) G: Zoe Foster Blake on The Imperfects - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller bought all the halloween party decorations and now that they have arrived, the vibe has changed.  - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s got a new favourite word and leaning in all the associated vibes. And  an update on Iggy’s trophy. Kids saving their worst behaviour for their sibling, it’s a scientific fact, but why… no seriously, WHY!? Gem’s diving back into the solo dance competition world with some behaviour she witnessed from a mother, yep you heard that right.  Notspons: G: Make Up By Mario Blush Stick (raspberry) R: East of Eden on Netflix Mentions: The Dance Mums Lament - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller chanced upon her husband’s phone with a text message that read “Your Wife Is Going To Kill You”.  - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, life admin! Worm your kids every term cos that’s another thing we simply don’t have time for. Then, Gem has a parenting moment so shameful she’s taking Raffa down with her. Brace yourselves. And finally, we all know Yai is the gold standard of Mums, Grandmothers and Mother-in-Laws, so let’s unpack our own MIL goals despite having absolutely no experience in the matter. Just vibes, delusion and a dream. Happy Tuesday, DLs x Notspons: G: Waterproof dressing  R: The Middle on Netflix - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.