58. Life-Size

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2002's Cadet Kelly. Attention! This week we’re marching back to 2002 to revisit Cadet Kelly—when bedazzled rebellion met military school realness and we all thought push-ups were a personality trait. Does this Hilary Duff–led Disney Channel classic still earn our salute, or are we ready to discharge it for excessive early-2000s attitude? Grab your camo and your questionable choreography—it’s time to decide if this movie still stands at attention or needs to fall out of formation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2000's Life-Size. Remember when we all wanted a Tyra Banks doll to magically come to life and teach us about confidence, careers, and defeating imposter syndrome in all occupations? Grab your glitter. This week we’re revisiting Tyra Banks’ plastic-fantastic life lessons, early-2000s girlboss energy, and the emotional rollercoaster of accidental doll resurrection. Does this childhood fave still sparkle, or has this doll fully sold out? Either way, we’re singing the song and questioning everything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2000's Coyote Ugly. Welcome to the bar where the drinks are loud, the jeans are low-rise, and the feminism is… complicated. This week we climb on top of Coyote Ugly to ask: does this early-2000s fantasy about bartending dreams still slay, or does it leave us howling at its outdated ideas about empowerment and “not like other girls” energy? Will the music and the pure Y2K confidence make us raise a glass—or is it time for last call? Either way, somebody please wipe down the bar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1990's Edward Scissorhands. This week, we cut through Tim Burton’s fever dream Edward Scissorhands, where a sensitive, mysterious guy with (spoiler) scissors for hands enters our lives, feels magical at first, and then slowly becomes… a lot. Do we unapologetically keep this beloved oddball in our hearts? Do we insist he just needs time, and mommy we can change him? Or do we finally cut him loose—even if it means losing Vincent Price as well? Vinny...FYI initially this was uploaded and it had some messed up audio. It has now been fixed, sorry for the chaos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1996's Jingle All the Way. Put that cookie down! We’re revisiting Jingle All the Way to see if this turbo-charged holiday classic still sleighs or deserves to be returned without a receipt. From unhinged consumerism and mob-level toy hysteria to Arnold Schwarzenegger learning the true meaning of Christmas via mail fraud and vigilantism, we’re asking the big question: is this movie a nostalgic gift or a lump of coal in a Turbo Man box? Grab your booster rockets and your reindeer antlers—because somebody’s getting decked in the halls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1989's Teen Witch. After this episode. it's possible you are never gonna be.... the same again. This episode we are conjuring up an 80s cult classic in time for Halloween. It's hard to know if the cringe rap performances, crack-den sex scene, and slovenly little brothers make this movie the most popular girl in our spell books or if it makes us feel like hogs in the fog with hard ons. Don't ask. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Spooky Season! It's also the 30th anniversary of the 1995 movie Casper! Which is being re-released in theaters to celebrate, so we figured we would also do a re-release of our own. Last year we covered Casper so here is the episode again. Enjoy it for the first time or the second time! Or third? Calm down if so. Twice is enough. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1995's Tommy Boy. Holy schnikes, it’s time to tackle Tommy Boy, the road-trip comedy that taught us about brake pads, friendship, and the dangers of lighting things on fire in an office. This wacky-underachiever-meets-snarky-sidekick road trip flick gave us laughs, car crashes, and the eternal struggle of salesmanship. But does it still deserve a high-five from our inner ’90s kid, or should we toss it in the trunk with all those outdated gags and hope it never makes it to Sandusky? Buckle up to see if this movie holds up or if it ends up as roadkill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2002's Maid in Manhattan. Pack your bags and grab your room key, because we’re revisiting Maid in Manhattan, the rom-com that tried to convince us a senator could fall for J.Lo just by seeing her in the wrong outfit. But does this Cinderella-in-a-hotel story still sparkle, or will we call housekeeping to clean up the mess? Either way, Ralph Fiennes definitely owes us an explanation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.