Random Rant - A REAL Random Rant

We talk about Dick Jokes, Eric's hand being his grandfather, Jemaraque's dead grandmother, greed, public schools, Coach C's Beard, socialisms,  and not Florida Man. One Piece! Gaio gaiooooooooo.

Seems we've been allergic to dropping new content but here we are! Back and ready for more! More what? Food allergies! We, as humans, are fallible! Despite our seeming vehement desire to be unflappable, a taste of whipped cream can wipe out all desire to see anything but the fairy godmother turn the nearest dark corner into a one way mirror bathroom stall with toilet paper that's tough, but doesn't burn your butthole after scraping your Hershey squirts off of the walls of your chocolate factory 17 times because like our delicious content, you never know when it will start pouring out again! Dig in (or don't if you're nauseous) to a new 'sode today!

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Zen Master Flash Ya damn right Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man? Zen Master Flash Can you dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? Zen Master Flash Right on

Haha, Imma be real with you chief, I dunno what this one's about either so I hope you enjoy it cause I'm sure I will as soon as I'm done playing video games.

Imma be honest with you, I have no idea what this is about and I'm currently playing video games soo.... Enjoy!

Its been a year (and a few months on vacation) and we still have a podcast! Why? Fuck you! Thats why! Find out more! Here! Now! I love you.

Fuggin duh bruh, course its Boco no Pico. Idiot.

Yknow, I was walking down the street one day, singing fo wa diddy diddy dum diddy do, and it dawned on me. We, as human being, have assholes. Those assholes pucker up when we are in danger. Driving, is dangers and so when people drive their buttholes clench so much that their asshole becomes a psuedo black hole and consuming their minds turning them into, you guessed it, assholes. Unpucker your cheeks, and embraces zen. Namaste.

Don't call it a comeback cause no one knows we're here! Welcome to another episode of Random Rant Generator, where we take random shit and turn it into content, like this! When we breakdown the lesser know track by Fu Gee La, The Mask! When does the masl come off? Find out in this episode of Random Rant Generator! *Guitar solo*

What even is censorship anyway? Are we being oppressed by totalitarian thoughtators who wouldn't let ypu take a piss withouy blacking out your vagina? Or are we just paranoid messes waiting in anticipation for our minds to implode because of our own ignorance? Whatever the hell that means? Fuck you? Find out! *SPOILERS For: Star Wars: The Last Jedi