15: The Monkeys Paw

Welcome, boils and ghouls, to a Halloween double feature packed with monsters, mischief, and mayhem! First, Johnny enters a haunted house contest with unlimited shrimp baskets on the line. Can he finally bring home the gold, or will Zardo ruin Halloween once again? Find out in “Release The Kraken!” Then gather around for a chilling campfire tale about Willy Cranston and his haunted tsack. With portals, terrifying creatures, and a rather unfortunate twist, “The Haunted Tsack” is sure to leave you screaming for more. Two spooky tales, one unforgettable Halloween. Good Nightmares from Watts Corner! Starring: Zac Fieldsend Jake Smith Al Delgado Featured Cast: Danny Tamberelli Micahel C. Maronna Manny Oramas David Mutschler Rodney Ransack Jessica Manning Mike and Claire Sportiello Jax and Olivia Manning as The Bootleg Candy Kids Special guest: Jon Kassir as The Crypt Master himself and The 1996 cast of All That as The Kraken. Network: Seltzer Kings (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠seltzerkings.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@seltzerkingspodcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) Website:⁠⁠⁠ www.wattscorner.com⁠⁠ Instagram: @wattscornershow Thanks for tuning in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In a heartwarming tale of love and loss, Gerald, a circus dog with a troubled past, discovers hope for a new beginning when he forms a bond with eccentric inventor Dr. Hal Owen. But when tragedy strikes, Owen's obsession with defying death leads him down a dangerous path to bring Gerald back. Will their friendship survive the ultimate test? Join them on this emotional journey filled with adventure, sacrifice, and the unbreakable bond between a dog and his friend. Starring: Zac Fieldsend Jake Smith Al Delgado Featured Cast: Jeremy Balon - Gerald "The Marvelous Geraldini" Danny Tamberelli - Wormwood "The Ring Leader" Michael C. Maronna - The Part-Time Circus Employee. Rodney Ransack - The "Lion" Tamer. Manny Oramas - Circus Announcer. Sawyer Thomas - The Paper Boy. David Mutschler - Intro/Outro Voice Over - From Way Out. Network: Seltzer Kings (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠seltzerkings.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@seltzerkingspodcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) Website:⁠⁠ www.wattscorner.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“The Blue Razz Mind” An energy drink called ThunderVolt Blue Razz takes over an entire town and makes everyone fall into a creepy, synchronized trance. Everyone, that is, except Johnny Watts, whose extreme energy drink habit has made him immune. With his compadre Frankie Carlino, they uncover the drink’s mind control secret and race to break its hold before the entire town is permanently wired into the Blue Razz hive mind. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip as half the cast. (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@zacfieldsend⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) Smitty Wilcott as the other half of the cast (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jakesmith4490⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) Good Hard Jr. as some of the cast. Also starring: David Mutschler as The Voice Over From Way Out (@illfamepub) Featuring The 1993 cast of the family sports film, The Sandlot, as The Blue Razz Energy Drink Can. Network: Seltzer Kings (⁠⁠⁠⁠seltzerkings.com⁠⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠⁠@seltzerkingspodcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠) Website:⁠ www.wattscorner.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this chapter of Nightmare on Memory Lane we return to the shadows of New York’s most familiar holiday lore! This fictional true-crime-style parody revisits the legend of The Pigeon Lady — the reclusive figure once said to have helped a runaway kid in Central Park, now emerges in a new story, revealing just how much more complicated she’s become. It’s a tale best told with caution… and, in this case, a bird’s-eye view. Starring: Michael C. Maronna (⁠⁠⁠⁠@michaelcmaronna⁠⁠⁠⁠) Danny Tamberelli (⁠⁠⁠@dtamberelli⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠@dannytamberelli⁠⁠⁠) Jesse Magee Zac Fieldsend (⁠⁠⁠@zacfieldsend⁠⁠⁠) Jake Smith (⁠⁠⁠@jakesmith4490⁠⁠⁠) Al Delgado Jessica Manning Jeremy Balon Written by: Zac Fieldsend (⁠@zacfieldsend⁠) Audio Production/Original Score by: Al Delgado Produced by: Jeremy Balon (⁠⁠@jeremybalon⁠⁠) Network: Seltzer Kings (⁠⁠⁠seltzerkings.com⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠@seltzerkingspodcasts⁠⁠⁠) Website: ⁠⁠⁠seltzerkings.com/nightmare-on-memory-lane⁠⁠⁠ Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/seltzerkings⁠⁠⁠ Voicemail/Text: (347) 470-8150 Check out our "Nightmare on Memory Lane" Merch! ⁠⁠https://www.seltzerkings.com/shop/⁠⁠ Legal Nightmare on Memory Lane is copyright © 2025 Seltzer Kings, LLC and intended for entertainment purposes only. Seltzer Kings, LLC is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Disney, Nickelodeon, Viacom, or any of their subsidiaries. All opinions, stories, and creative interpretations expressed within are parody and solely those of the creators and performers. Listener discretion is advised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What starts as a boys getaway to Vegas quickly spirals into chaos when the crew finds themselves on the run after a gambling misfortune. Seeking refuge, they stumble into a dusty desert bar that’s less dive and more deathtrap. Will our hapless heroes survive the night? Or will they become permanent guests in the midnight bite? Tune in to the Watts Corner Halloween Special! And remember, what happens in Vegas, DIES in Vegas. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip as half the cast. (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@zacfieldsend⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) Smitty Wilcott as the other half of the cast (⁠⁠⁠⁠@jakesmith4490⁠⁠⁠⁠) Good Hard Jr. as some of the cast. Also starring: Danny Tamberelli (⁠⁠⁠@dtamberelli⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠@dannytamberelli⁠⁠⁠) Michael C. Maronna (⁠⁠⁠@michaelcmaronna⁠⁠⁠) Jeremy Balon (⁠⁠⁠@jeremybalon⁠⁠⁠) Mani Oramus David Mutschler Soy Sauce Thomas Rodney Ransack Introducing Jaxon and Olivia Manning as The Shrimp Basket kids. And Jessica Fieldsend as The Cage Bat Betty Bartender. Featuring Jon Kassir as The Crypt Master himself. And The entire cast of the 1993 comedy film The Sandlot as The Boss Bat. Network: Seltzer Kings (⁠⁠⁠seltzerkings.com⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠@seltzerkingspodcasts⁠⁠⁠) Website: www.wattscorner.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Seltzer Kings presents a chilling new scripted audio special that reimagines Wellsville’s most mysterious ice cream man as something far darker than childhood nostalgia remembers. Blending true-crime documentary style with 90s cult classic energy, the project peeks behind the mask to reveal a tale of obsession, horror, and suburban legend. Starring: Danny Tamberelli (⁠⁠@dtamberelli⁠⁠) (⁠⁠@dannytamberelli⁠⁠) Michael C. Maronna (⁠⁠@michaelcmaronna⁠⁠) Jeremy Balon (⁠⁠@jeremybalon⁠⁠) Mr. Tastee Zac Fieldsend (⁠⁠@zacfieldsend⁠⁠) Jake Smith (⁠⁠@jakesmith4490⁠⁠) Al Delgado Courtney Maginnis (⁠⁠@courtmaginnis⁠⁠) Written by: Zac Fieldsend (⁠⁠@zacfieldsend⁠⁠)   Produced by: Jeremy Balon (⁠⁠@jeremybalon⁠⁠) Network: Seltzer Kings (⁠⁠seltzerkings.com⁠⁠) (⁠⁠@seltzerkingspodcasts⁠⁠) Website: ⁠⁠seltzerkings.com/nightmare-on-memory-lane⁠⁠ Linktree: ⁠⁠linktr.ee/seltzerkings⁠⁠ Voicemail: (347) 470-8150 Theme Music by Valharmony via EE Tastee Basement Music by ⁠⁠Hugh Manker and his Stardusters⁠⁠ (1950) Check out our "Nightmare on Memory Lane" Merchandise! ⁠https://www.seltzerkings.com/shop/⁠ Legal Nightmare on Memory Lane is copyright © 2025 Seltzer Kings, LLC and intended for entertainment purposes only. Seltzer Kings, LLC is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Nickelodeon, Viacom, or any of their subsidiaries. All opinions, stories, and creative interpretations expressed within are parody and solely those of the creators and performers. Listener discretion is advised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Seltzer Kings presents a chilling new scripted audio special that reimagines Wellsville’s most mysterious ice cream man as something far darker than childhood nostalgia remembers. Blending true-crime documentary style with 90s cult classic energy, the project peeks behind the mask to reveal a tale of obsession, horror, and suburban legend. This Danny & Mike x Watts Corner creation, written by Zac Fieldsend, features several familiar voices from the past! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to another classic episode of Watts Corner! When Johnny Watts "borrows" a creepy monkey's paw from Zardos' Magic Gift Shop, he thinks he's scored a shortcut to success—but every wish comes with a hilariously twisted consequence. As the paw grants him unexpected fame, the side effects turn his world upside down. Now, the gang must undo the curse before Johnny ends up living his best nightmare. Be careful what you wish for—especially if the sign says everything CAN go wrong. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip as half the cast. Smitty Wilcott as the other half of the cast. and Good Hard Jr. as some of the cast. Also starring Michael C. Maronna. Danny Tamberelli. Mani Oramus. Freya. Marcus McBeth as Rex Buster. Randall Ransack as 90s Rider Strong. and Jeremy Balon as 90s Shaun Hunter. Be sure to check out the Watts Corner merch website! www.wattscorner.com Network: https://www.seltzerkings.com/watts-corner Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to another classic episode of Watts Corner! Frankie Carlino has a master plan to secure his wealth. But things quickly spiral out of control. With his world crumbling, Frankie calls on his loyal consigliere, Johnny Watts, to deliver a bouquet of roses to his girlfriend, Veronica, the woman he never got the chance to say goodbye to. Johnny’s search for Veronica leads him to Australia, but just when he thinks he's found a way to mend things, an unexpected betrayal takes place. In a twist of fate, Johnny shows that loyalty is a deadly thing, leaving behind more than just a pile of roses. Who can Frankie trust now? And will Johnny’s tricks settle the score? Tune into "Return of The Rat" — where betrayal is a family tradition and revenge is a dish, best served cold. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Also starring: Marcus McBeth as Taffy - The Taffy Planes and Gumball Shack owner. & Freya as The Funnel Cake Betty. Website: https://www.seltzerkings.com/watts-corner Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Johnny's birthday, and things look perfect at his birthday party at Shakey's arcade. But as the party gets rolling, things take a strange turn. Judy's new boyfriend, Jeff, is actually a monstrous creature, and his mission is to sabotage the party. When things seem hopeless, Dr.Hal Owen, the notorious evil scientist, returns to help stop the creatures and win over Judy's heart while he's at it. What could possibly go wrong? Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Also starring: Michael C Maronna as The Cermack Valley Mall Announcer Manny O-ROM-US as Manny Moranis David Mutschler as Jeff the Lycanite Danny Tamberelli as Tambo The Bass Master Jeremy Balon as The SHAKEYS Mascot Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices