Bram's Fan Mail: Brian

The epic conclusion to the Siren's confrontation with Bram Thunderfist! Will He Survive?!?!Well, I mean, he is telling the story, so... yeah.Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerCast:Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address)Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected](This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send a text

The epic Bram Thunderfist reminisces on how magic is awful to everyone and everything, and has no redeeming value no matter how much a fellow swordsperson might like the stuff. It's terrible. Everyone should know that by now. After this story, everyone will agree.Bad stuff.Also, a big boat, and a siren. Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerCast:Bram Thunderfist - Nathan TuckerSally - Anne Dorko Guest star Anne Dorko, whose fantasy inspired music can be found on annedorko.com (Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address)Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected](This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send a text

The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives ANOTHER fan mail, and answers a question from Brian.Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerVoiced by Nathan Tucker (Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Highly Improbable Reminiscing, Fantasy Cliches)Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected] us @ www.gentlefracture.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send a text

Once again, Bram Thunderfist Swordsman Extraordinaire is facing an impossible situation. Will he get out alive? Will he get paid? Will he garner the affections of Toni???Find Out in the kinda-relaxed-but-still-Bram-being-Bram recounting of the Epic conclusion to The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring!!!Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerVoiced by Nathan Tucker (Content Notes: Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use, Mentions of Slug Sex, Also Alcohol Consumption, Sounds of Alcohol Consumption, Bad Party Crashing, Massive Ego, A Thrilling Trailer for the Next Episode, Bram's Email Address)Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected] us @ www.gentlefracture.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send a text

After deposing a king and making off with a ridiculous amount of gold, Bram is hired by a Gnomish Lord for a curious mission. Along the way, he discovers the eccentricities of Gnomish culture.  Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerCastBram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker Toni - Kathryn TuckerPeval... Peven?.. Pev-something - Ashkon StoneGendle Locksprocket - Damien HalmeGuest Star Damien Halme who can be found on YouTube, Twitch, and www.damienhalme.com (Content Notes: Partial Nudity, Brief Body Shaming, Salty Language, Slug Sex, Squishy Moist Sounds, Profound Arrogance, Disregard for the Cultural Norms of Others) Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected] us @ www.gentlefracture.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send a text

The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives fan mail, and answers a question from Lady Breanna.Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerVoiced by Nathan Tucker (Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Stories of Mass Death, Distasteful Magic Items)Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected] us @ www.gentlefracture.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send a text

Bram figures everyone has jumped out of an extremely tall tree at least once, but if you really want to hear how he got down, here it is. Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerVoiced by Nathan Tucker (Content Notes: Extreme Athletic Prowess, Belching, Salty Language, Alcohol Use)Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected] us @ www.gentlefracture.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )(Content notes: Alcohol Use)Send a text

Bram joins his old friend Katrinka on a journey up and around a very, very, very, large tree. It's dragon killing time, and only one as supremely amazing as Bram could hope to pull it off. You know how it is.Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerCast:Bram Thunderfist - Nathan TuckerKatrinka - Kathryn TuckerElvin Elder - Kathryn TuckerJittery Elf - Ashkon Stone(Content Notes: Mildly Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Sexual Innuendo, Alcohol Use )Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected] us @ www.gentlefracture.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send a text

Apparently,  some people don't understand how Bram could have extricated himself from the Keep of Somethingorother and Count Whatshisname. Well, Bram is about to tell you.Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerVoiced by Nathan Tucker (Content Notes: Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Belching, Alcohol Use )Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected] us @ www.gentlefracture.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send a text

Bram Thunderfist tells of his tale to bring down... Count Whatshisname! In an epic adventure of blood, death, and alcohol, he tells of his epicness in the only epic manner he epically knows how. You know how it is. Story and Music Composition by Nathan TuckerProduced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan TuckerVoiced by Nathan Tucker (Content Notes: Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use, Over-the-Top Epic Music)Contact Bram with Questions at [email protected] us @ www.gentlefracture.com(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )Send a text