14. Black Phone

Tina and Lisa discuss dark water, old mining towns, and what makes a desert high. Tina has some buried older sibling grudges, and Lisa would like to know what could POSSIBLY have taken so long?Email us: [email protected] us: @wanttowatchpodPatronize us: wanttowatchascarymovie

Tina and Lisa talk self service gas stations, deep 90’s cuts and haunted parkas. Lisa can’t believe how funny this group of friends is, and Tina wants to know if you’d like to go somewhere and talk. 

Lisa, Josh, and Tsar discuss Denver real estate,  victim profiles, and top hats. Josh is fridged, Lisa gives a stranger danger talk, and Tsar seems genuinely shocked to discover she and Lisa are friends! Email us: [email protected] us: wanttowatchpodPatronize us: wanttowatchascarymovie

Victor and Lisa discuss the hoarding of ghost children, bedside manners, and the handling of dead bodies. Victor does a deep dive on shaving and Lisa thinks Slenderman looks like noodles apparently. They also keep trying to put this movie in the Potterverse with varying degrees of success. 

The ladies discuss casseroles, caps lock, and pareidolia. Lisa is painfully naive and Sarah has tips on staying out of sight in a house full of windows. 

The ladies talk real estate, knitting, and alternate endings. Sarah gives a first line of defense against demons and Lisa cannot get that man's name right!

The ladies discuss peer pressure, red flags, and when it's appropriate to poison someone. Lisa thinks axes can be part of the background and Sarah finds almost everything unacceptable. 

The ladies talk about endquels, the genetics of tennis playing, and his red right hand. Lisa inexplicably hates Liv and Sarah doesn’t trust de-aging technology. 

The ladies discuss hide and seek strategies, college humor, and genetics. Lisa seems fine with tarantulas and Sarah gives some best practices for running a Satanic cult. 

The ladies discuss missing diva cups, tension, and shifting ratings. Sarah needs to know if it's supposed to be a twist and Lisa is obsessed with the cat again.