Ep 228: And Then the Corporations Said "Make it Gay"

Broadcasting live from the Baby Watch pit, Cassie, Katelynn, and Books are here to report on all the action and drama, all live! Throw your knife and husband in the baby pit and join in as we learn during fetus fact time, find the perfect baby name, get paid to watch superhero tv shows, introduce coworkers to the unstable laugh, bond over toilet seat flip phones, blame Nokia for anxiety, introduce a new piss baby to the pod, have a heart-to-heart with Trucker, teach the valuable lesson of babies first Tom Delonge voice, roll the dice fer shizzle, get crumbles stuck in noise holes, commit to the theme or get kicked out, marinate in a happy ending, watch Norway's spirit die, pour one out for Carli Lloyd, rock out in a fetus twerk sesh, use coupons to save a butt ton of money, and finally get a programming update that we will be out next week for a possible birth and more importantly San Diego Comic-Con.   Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to us on our socials, @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Our mission was simple. To make a better life for hamsters. Our takeaway... less simple. It's now time to grab your shoeboxes and join the party as we share some favorite words, break down Katelynn's interest, have a hamster breakdown, rule out the meat skin boys, determine the level of fragility, chose the path of destruction, get betrayed by the pockets, pony up for the feet, pass on the history in opera form, find our beacon in the dark times, open the kitchen to the horses, get stuck upstairs, finally solve the problem of hamster transport, eat through the pocket, give all the children hamsters, turn to social media, get hyped for Comic-Con, focus on the froyo, give birth on the con floor, jump on Mario's kart, Ocean's 11 a diamond, finally read Bloodlust and Bonnets, use books as insulation, arm the mouse perimeter, make hamsters fashionable, bring the physical comedy, have a wheel good time, throw the toilets in the middle, remember that hamsters have tail, enter group therapy, and get in two Joey Chestnut references. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to us on our socials, @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

In preparation of Book's maternity leave, this week's DM, Cassie, has rented out a science machine that will allow U20's to build the perfect replacement host! So put on your safety goggles and join the party as we launch off a half-pipe, die for the pod out of obligation, once again dunk on Books for her running, bring too much boy to the park, chase all the boys that came to the yard, sign our life away, plan for a future lawsuit, go to the video store to find our perfect match, take advantage of the chance to upgrade a host, go all the way to the top to try to stop Twilight, bring on Flabio, get haunted by youthful yet wrinkly eyes, disagree on the hotness level, find out who the father really is, throw the Bible back at assholes, send kids on a saber search, crush some Jedi dreams, bury the unwanted, get another stab in, do business with the enemy, bring on Jenny from the block for a musical episode, bring some intelligence to the pod, drop a pic in the wrong chat, give that 2nd place face, pitch Geena the Hyena Who Snaps Back, get that girlboss inspiration, put the remander of the show in Frank's hands. Join in on the adventure by sending your quest to our socials. We're @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Our DM is entering a new chapter of life that she feels wholly unprepared for and instead of turning to self-help books written by experts, she has reached out to her two idiot friends for advice! So grab a parenting book and immediatly throw it in the trash and join the party as we breathe intensly, crave that deliscous dog, get the baby good at drugs, pass on the sacred technique of the ear-destroying screech, make Katelynn our test baby, give the dog a matchstick, eat ass, pass on all child prep responsibolties onto the family, hear an AIs impression of Austin Powers, look past the overalls and figure out who Mario really is, crush turts all day, take a ride Captain Dreamboat, donate a kidney and get grounded, get tied up with baloon animals, try to figure out what a science goddess is, hear complaints from the Disney PR team, give the baby a hammer, pass on our kids to the coyotes and Hooked on Phonics, go from feral to bearal with Geral, learn about little poporn dick, learn all parenting from the Who's Your Daddy video game, keep the baby in the box they came in, pass on the power shirt, recharge with the power of reading, punch the doctor, and find our favorite insult/term of endearment. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests over to our socials @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Next week may be for the daddies but this one is reserved for the zaddies! So grab your Zad hats and join the party as we hop in the zaddy mobile, pick our favorite definition, find our favorite 12, step correctly to the baby shower, put our game face on, recruit the kids, blame our genetics, turn to online shopping, support Mackenna's dark cravings, get allured by the multilevel marketing pitch, age out of the Cutco hustle, protect our Lego at all cost, fall in the middle of the street, get betrayed by the Crocs, bless the community with our grace, try to figure out what a sand play area is, jump into the sandbox, form a child labor union, bury coins in the pit, find a hidden monster, enter the zaddy celebration zone, throw a party for all the boys, amaze Diego Luna with up-close magic, go into the Chris Hemsworth party hole, share a variety of wholesome loves, appreciate good merch, celebrate Max Rebo, appreciate good merch, enter the most welcome places, overfill Katelynn's sandbox, lose it over Chris Evan's premier shirt, give Grievous the gift he always needed, gift a puppy, pick the perfect tv channel, and protect the binkies in the titties. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to our social media channels @unnatural20s on ig and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Happy pride month to all our LGBTQIA fam out there! To celebrate we're helping out those who really need our support this month...the corporations. For this month and this month alone they must all be gay and that's really hard for them! So throw a rainbow on and join the party as we consult two straights, pile on the stock photos, go buy some happy feet, support the dads who support us, stealthily drop an episode, beg for a thumbs-up, rely on you to know if we actually posted, bring the nerd to a networking event, play in the sandbox with our favorite daddies, cry because of the prequels, go deeper into the F1 obsession, journey back to the Gilded Age, get really into the non-drama drama, show our full support of the gay cheddar biscuits, make the lobster gay, hear all about that hot new rom-com drop, keep marriage sacred and away from work, discover that 1 out of every 3 girls can't run and/or is gay, figure out who U20's should partner with this pride, meet the capital D Daddy, and Toucan Sam our way through the con. Join in on the adventure by sending you quests over on social media to @unnatural20s Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We have lit the candle and laid the offering to our beloved Obi-Wan in hopes that this chaotic pod can bring balance to the force and restore Obi's hope. So grab your sabers and join the party as we fumble it right out the gate, determine who is the cult leader, get good by default, lean to the dark side, attempt to contain our chaotic Hon Solo energy, have Jabba aspirations, almost burn the house down, determine just what the baby craves, cross our fingers in hopes that Books will start eating chalk, raid the hotel soap, actively burn the microphone, Jabbafy the chat, give a shoutout to the timelord, pick our perfect commentators, sports!, make our ankle hair fashionable, hear the worst pitch in all of existence, make good use of the booty hole hair, quit the pod, test our Star Wars knowledge, talk about a small boy, become the first metaphorical Jedi, channel the force via butt plug, put all the Jedi tricks in the bag, make the Jedi fashion, flawlessly pronounce Star Wars names, and somehow successfully manage to bring balance to the force. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to our socials @unnatural20s Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

U20's has decided to try out the pirating life, but instead of stealing treasure out at sea, we have decided to steal from other podcasts! Will this be what finally makes the show good? Only one way to find out so grab your peg leg and join the party as we prove that we're here for a good time and definitely not a long time, push out the broccoli lover, blatantly plagiarize, bring the freshest of fails, get dunked on by a candle, involuntarily sign up to be Team Edward, deny the creepy totem, call upon our Twitter army, get lied to by the internet, fear the butt shot, prematurely drop our pants, keep the butt sacred, have a bad time in the music league, create a healthy tv dating show, watch Baby Einstein for Rude Boys, slip right into our skeletal sleeve, get a little RAZzy at night, remember our fallen Chunky Boi, get inside the mind of a murder, become an office enigma, ignore the chant, interview Tom Holland, address the toad, chat with Christina Aguilera, and get an aphid in the mouth. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to our social media channels @unnatural20s Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We're celebrating all good things Summer by eliminating the worst thing about it which is obviously bugs! So grab your bug nets and join in on the adventure by listening to our hot emo-rock bug rap, *Tom DeLonge voice* hide from all the spiders in the toilet, make the boys sad boat boys, hear from Mrs. Oops I killed a plant again, bring the Twilight filter to our real life, rank plant deaths, prove Books to be a big ol stupid head, recognize only beefy thighs, use them bitties, load up our bug fighting ultility belt, harness the power of a cup, deploy the cape, grease em up to fry them up, deny a classic team-up, use our stikcy backs, keep the palm frawns away from the influencers, protect the food at all costs, get dunked on for our bad bug knowledge, share our science fair experiences, brush the eggs before bed, boldly bake a chicken in the sun, chose food poisoning over science, hike with a handy dandy keg, bring Cisco to listen to Sisqo, blow up the wilderness, and finally just kick bad and chill while others handle the work. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to [email protected] Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Finals week is here and so are your extra learned experts! Grab your coffee and crack open your copy of the U20's survival guide for finals week as we give out all our secrets to success. Get ready to get obliterated by bird poo poo, glug glug to get out of a meeting, destroy desserts with eggs, be wheeled around like a European child king, unveil the fanciest fundraiser, treat-or-treat for $30,000, primal scream out your stress, find out which spiders zoom zoom zoom, declare chemical warfare on your body, create a foursquare of pentagon, throw your face into a couch, get joy from burning Anakin, release your inner theater kid, find out who's the biggest cheater on the pod, and bet on plant death. Don't forget to support badboysatlaw as they fundraise for kids with critical illnesses.  Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to [email protected] Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network