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Hello darkness my old friend. Yep, if you're not Lea Michele you read that right. I've fallen off the wagon... but old geeks die hard. I hope you all understand that you are losers like me. I am sorry that was a Glee reference I'm down bad. Can we get Robert Pattinson on undiagnosed?

Today we cover one of the more challenging social experiences of my career as a hot gay male. Ever feel like you’ve ruined your chance with your gym crush? This may resonate heavily. But we’re rolling with the punches and using all humiliation for content. ENTER YOUR GYM CRUSH ERA AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Continuing our series with the one and only Caroline Hetzel landed us in our lesbian bar era. Henrietta Hudson isn’t just a gay bar in the city, but also Caroline’s college nick name. What happens when you mix two gays with ADHD? 31 minutes of fragmented thoughts that we promise have some type of meaning. 

I am joined this week by the one and only Caroline Hetzel. From the pits and peaks of dating in the gay community of NYC to pregaming clubs with poppers- nothing is left unsaid. Let's hear some commotion for the first guest of Season 2!

I'M BACK! After what seemed like an appropriate amount of time off to be dramatic, I'm dusting off my old microphone and delivering brand new episodes every Tuesday. We're talking about fresh starts this week. From personal training session dos and dont's to getting hit by a man on the streets, this episode is everything you needed to make up for lost time. 

The finale of hot girl summer has landed us a seat of honor in, you guessed it, the pediatric dentists office. But we’re gonna gingi fight this. We can’t promise that there aren’t more dental related puns throughout the episode. God speed.

As we approach the end of summer and look towards the fall we’re getting intentional. The hot girl summer to emo fall pipeline is a slippery slope and it’s time to set up an emotional one stop shop for how to hit it hard. From stand up gigs to new apartments we’re covering it all. The countdown to MDW at djais begins…

Reflecting back on my time in the service industry has ignited a fire of frustrations burning as hot as the lobster bisque seared on my wrist. But it doesn’t stop there. We’re covering gingivitis flare ups and overheard beach gossip to satisfy your Tuesday drama fill. Make sure to tip this episode 20% or don’t even bother listening.

If you or someone you love has ever been trapped in a pair of skinny jeans, you may be entitled to 22 minutes of raw, relatable content brought to you by this weeks episode. We’re holding on to hope that you’re laughing with and not at us. Amor❤️

What's better than exposing your little cousins to the public eye of the social media world? Not sure, but we tried to find out this week. Nick is joined by two of his favorite little cousins Emersyn and Serafina where they offer their insight into dating, self-improvement and all of Nick's flaws (as many as they could remember). To those of you using headphones... you've been warned.  Produced by Sofia Badalamenti. Graphics by Tanner Moore www.instagram.com/tdmoore.art