Patriot Song

In which we discuss an elementary school teacher who set up a fart corner in her classroom as well as the auditions for the next snake opera star at The MET.Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!

In which we discuss the (alleged) San Francisco 49ers player, Daejon Love, who made $ 1.3 million by scamming women, as well as the most distasteful amusement ride in the United Kingdom: the Titanic slide at the Hitchin Fruit Farm. Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!

In which we discuss the story of an inmate (Robert Lee Brock) who tries to sue himself for his crimes, as well as a rage-bait story about a boy wearing a skirt to school.Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!

In which we discuss the Patriot Games, a special athletic event celebrating America's 250th anniversary, and not to be confused with The Hunger Games, as well as the world's slowest concert using the works of composer John Cage, which will take 639 years to complete.Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!

In which we discuss e-commerce journalists who were harassed by eBay in extraordinary ways, as well as the first humanoid robot high school teacher that is made by a company that also makes sex dolls. Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!

Two Guys Two Things is back!In this episode, we discuss the rantings and ravings of James Franco, who recently joined TikTok, as well as a pizza shop owner in Florida who accepts pythons as currency in exchange for pizza.Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!

In which we bring an end to this version of our podcast. We delve into the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese as well as a builder and a dog walker getting it on in their employers house. The future of our podcast is debated as well as updates to some of the stories we have told.Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!

In which we discuss a woman who leads a rat and garbage tour in Manhattan as well as a love story where two people meet cute at a funeral over a span of two years.Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!

In which we discuss a kindergarten graduation where parents were only allowed to clap once as well as the real Baseball College World Series competition, held at Rocco's Pizza and Bar. Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!

In which we discuss a woman who claims coffee grounds are grounds for divorce at least where Chat GPT is concerned as well as a woman who is so attractive she needs to wear a wedding ring and fly first class just to avoid being hit on.Send us Fan MailFollow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothingsTwitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.comIf you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show.We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at [email protected] for listening!