The Divas Will Save Us: Cardi B. Edition

It’s Christmas at Tres Leches HQ and we have FOUND HIM: Hallmark’s very own Robbie Simpson from Finding Mr. Christmas Season 2. Ian and Juan sit down with Robbie to talk about being the only gay cast member on Hallmark’s breakout holiday reality hit, what it really takes to be a “Hallmark leading man,” and why earnest, ooey-gooey Christmas movies might actually be emotional support cinema for the broken-hearted.Robbie also spills about:• Going from full-frontal off-Broadway in Afterglow to the Hallmark cinematic universe• His decade-long friendship with Mary Kate Morrissey and watching her soar as Elphaba in Wicked• Running a musical theatre program at Stella Adler/NYU and why who you are as a human is the work• Getting eliminated right after winning immunity (justice for Episode 4!) and what the edit didn’t showIn Spilled Milk, the leches answer a holiday letter from a listener who feels like a confident success everywhere but at home, where they’re suddenly back to being the insecure queer kid at the table. How do you reconcile those two versions of yourself—especially at Christmas?Pour some coquito, hit play, and come feel all the feelings with us. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It’s our Favorite Things holiday episode, baby!Ian and Juan are back in the studio with their third leche for the week, the one and only Joseph Haro, to ring in Christmas, talk aging gracefully, and share the little things getting them through the season.Then we dive into our 2025 Favorite Things:• Ian’s perfect grey sweatpants era, Aesop candle obsession, and kiwi renaissance• Juan’s glow-up beauty picks, New York Times Cooking love letter, and the tiny camera that makes life feel like a movie• Joey’s “health first” gifts: daily mineral ritual, scent oils instead of cologne, iPad sketching must-haves, and his beloved ice maskWe also get into:• Why Rent is secretly a Christmas musical• Counting life in “Christmases” instead of years• Botox vs. letting your face tell the story of your life• Biohacking, testosterone, and trying to feel good without losing your mind.Link for Joey's Function app Code: https://my.functionhealth.com/signup?code=JHARO10&_saasquatch=JHARO10Listen to Tres Leches wherever you get your podcasts.IG:@ianpaget@juan_torres_falcon@treslechespod@iamjosephharoHashtags:#IanPaget #JuanTorresFalcon #TresLechesPodcast #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #LGBTQPodcast #LatinoPodcast #GayPodcast #QueerPodcast #QueerVoices #LatinoVoices #PopCulturePodcast #SpilledMilk #TresLeches #PopDivas #GayIcons #MusicTalk #CultureChat #christmas #myfavoritethings #xmas Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wicked kids, assemble! Ian and Juan are joined by Donnell James Foreman and Joseph Haro for a full spoiler-heavy DEEP DIVE on Wicked: Part Two—the music (yes, As Long As Your Mine gets dicsussed), Michelle Yeoh's Morrible, and why Ari and Cynthia still make this movie feel like chicken soup for the queer soul. If you grew up blasting the cast album, crying to “For Good,” or dreaming of winning the Wicked lottery, this one’s going to hit you right in the Shiz. #ianpaget #JuanTorresFalcon #TresLechesPodcast #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #LGBTQPodcast #latinopodcast #gaypodcaster #queerpodcast #queervoices #latinovoices #PopCulturePodcast #TresLeches #PopDivas #GayIcons #movie #film #culturechat Follow us on Instagram: @ianpaget @juantorresfalcon @treslechespodcast @thedjf_ @iamjosephharo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It’s cuffing season, and the boys are at their most raw, real, and ready for the relationship rollercoaster. Johnny, Ian, and Juan dive into the chaos of early dating with Daddy Yes or Daddy No, a takedown of “throning,” and a rapid-fire tour through ghosting, drawers-too-soon energy, and men who share their location before they share a kiss.Johnny wants warmth without the drama, Ian questions whether he wants love or just the gold star, and Juan reminds us that tiny gestures matter more than any trend.Dating in New York is wild.Cuffing season is wilder. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The boys warm up the vocal cords and the feels. Ian claims his Will Arnett era, Johnny side-eyes, and we all pick our 16–32 bars: “When the Children Are Asleep,” “Joanna,” and “Ilona” make an appearance. From there we get into Election Day hope, why musicals always eat, and how the internet’s rage cycle is starving real community. We unpack soft girl/soft wife life vs trad wife grit, talk SNAP cuts and actual neighbor-to-neighbor kindness, and remember what cheering at the marathon (or just running errands with friends) can do for a soul. Less cop, more community; put down the phone, pick up your people. Plus: checking bags as self-care, executive dysfunction confessions, and a teaser for next week’s return to mess—love, sex, friendship, and a little Lily Allen discourse. Tune in, breathe out, and let the ball keep boop-boop-bouncing! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It’s the witching hour at Tres Leches and the boys are wigged out …literally. Johnny, Ian, and Juan record late at night in full Nicole Kidman drag to honor the patron saint of wigs and chaos herself. From Stepford Wives to The Undoing, they talk all things spooky: horror movies that actually slap, real-life scares (aging, empathy, back pain, the economy), and the haunting realization that Gen Z thinks Sex and the City is vintage?!?! They also talk spooky dating tricks & treats, bad habits that creep back in, and how to be the ghost in your own attic…with a few blood-curdling screams for good measure. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Two years of leche, laughter, and a whole lot of growth — honey, the growth! The ladies who leche are celebrating our podcastiversary with heart, humor, and just the right amount of chaos. We’re looking back at our favorite moments, the controversial ones, and the magic of keeping a friendship (and a podcast) alive this long. Here’s to two years of cake, cariño, and conversation that still hits just right. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The gals of Tres Leches are finally back in the same room — one mic, two swivel chairs, and a questionable amount of velour. Recorded live from East Harlem (aka the Gay Panic Room™), Johnny, Ian, and Juan celebrate two years of milk the only way they know how: by oversharing and intellectualizing pop culture until it cries.We cover it all — from Buena Vista Social Club and why Cuba is basically the Willy Wonka Factory of trauma, to Diane Keaton’s heavenly ascension and the gay grief it unleashed. We talk queer media that actually slaps (Boots, Wayward, Ho Church) and why supporting queer art matters more than subtweeting it. There’s fresh-towel discourse, Wicked-themed cleaning products, and a hard-hitting debate on fabric softener no one asked for but everyone needs.Somewhere between Broadway talkbacks, Blockbuster nostalgia, and debating how often you should wash your sheets, we stumble into something real: why New York’s friction makes you feel alive, why queer friendship is holy, and why Diane Keaton is forever the patron saint of beige chaos.It’s kooky. It’s meaningful. It smells like Le Labo and chisme. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week the ladies who leche get into the chaos of wanting it all but never feeling like it’s enough—money! men! food! prosperity! They get into TikTok Shop scams, New York rent & how 5,000 ads a day are priming us for the more is more complex. All while unpacking open relationships, and the art of picking up the dinner check! Johnny, Ian, and Juan break down the culture of “more, more, more… how do we like it?” Sometimes abundance feels empty, but at least there’s wine… and Tres Leches.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ian, Juan, and Johnny settle in (Juan’s feet finally supported) and find religion in Cardi B’s new album—an old-school rollout, no-skip opener, and the People’s Princess doing press like it’s 2003. “Shoes? $500. Glasses? $700. Outfit? $20. Get your money up, bitch. "We get into why art hits different in dark times (from Singin’ in the Rain to Wicked), the diva-as-lifeline pipeline, Megan Thee Stallion’s happiness arc, and a Kinky Boots runway tale with a bedazzled heel and a prayer. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.