Ep 75 - The Pretender

Hello to our devoted fans! You may be wondering why we haven't posted a new episode over the past few months. Were the trashy movies too much for us to handle? Has the mob finally found us? Did Wright ever figure out who the hell Phyllis Diller is? Most of these things did happen BUT we did, though, join a new podcast network. The lovely people over at OneofUs.net led by Chris Cox has taken us under their wing. Please find us on the  OneofUs.net website or please listen to us on Spotify moving forward under Highly Suspect Reviews! You'll find not only our show but numerous other movie reviews and awesome shows put on by the One of Us crew! Thank you so much for listening to us over the years on this feed and we look forward to delivering the same great content along with the same trashy movies.

Join the boys and guest Rhett O'Hara for facelifts galore, Party City wigs, and a bionic woman played by the corpse of Dolly Parton. They watched 2019's Robowoman and it's honestly the scariest thing they've seen this Halloween.

We kick off spooky season on Trash in the Can with a boob-heavy demonic possession movie financed by the Columbo crime family! Join Caroline Sulek and the boys for barking breasts, Italian belly buttons, and the sloppiest kisses this side of a church camp sleepover. We watched 1983's "video nasty," The Mausoleum.

This week, it's an evangelical 'She's All That' with a cast of 40 year olds! Join guest Travis Patten and the boys as they explore the pastel filled, Pizza Inn sponsored, and surprisingly horny world of 1987's Christian propaganda classic, The Pretender.

This week, Bull from Night Court possesses a computer so the ugliest member of the Howard family can take revenge on the neighbor from 'That 70s Show'. Join Casey Barnett and the boys to discuss a janitor's magic trick worthy of Jeffrey Epstein, gratuitous shower pig nudity, and worst of all, Clint Howard's hair. They watched 1981's Evilspeak!

Imagine Mrs. Doubtfire crossed with Amos and Andy. Upset? You should be! On a "very special episode" of Trash in the Can, guest Samia Abu-Shawish and the boys navigate a world where people listen to the radio, where jokes don't to be funny, and where the only thing standing between you and success is cultural appropriation. We watched the Rachel Dolezal of movies, 2019's Loqueesha.

This week, Miley Cyrus's dad and Michelle Pfeiffer's sister deliver gratuitous mullets, 15MPH car chases, and the world's deadliest Halloween party. Travis Patten joins the boys for their most achey breaky episode yet. Join them for the redneck spy thriller, Radical Jack!

The father of the modern zombie movie once collaborated with The Lutheran Society on a story that examines the systematic disenfranchisement of the elderly in America. Does that sound interesting? Well, it's not! The boys fly solo this week and have some hot takes sure to piss off a lot of men in baggy black t-shirts. Does that sound fun? Well, it is! We watched George A. Romero's lost movie, The Amusement Park.

Special Hungover Edition! Guest Matt Ryan joins the boys for a movie so baffling the episode turns into a 'Mad About You' and 'Roseanne' recap podcast! Middle-aged teens, monsters that fart, and more in 1986's Spookies.

Imagine American Psycho without the social commentary but 100% more dance fighting. Join the boys and guest Baylor Johnson for a Trump adjacent vanity project featuring spider eating, the world's most boring three-way, and a very unstable British accent. We watched 2021's Me You Madness and are worse people for it.