Half-Naked and Terrified

Have you ever felt "strange" during the changing of the seasons? Ever ponder over what let to modern day fall traditions? Have you ever wondered how moth balls smell? Then this is the episode for you! Find out the special meanings of the season's transition and how you can use its energy in your own life. Laugh with us as we explore some silly fall related history. As far as moth balls... well... you'll just have to listen to figure that one out.  Find us on TikTok @ TooDrunkWitches

Foraging for plants is all fun and games until you discover the danger of creepers foraging for loose meat. There's no way to tell for sure how many times you've been eyed up by a hungry stranger, but some encounters you just never forget.  DISCLAIMER: Don't eat anything in the wild that you haven't positively identified. Don't consume alcohol if it is illegal for you to do so. Always drink responsibly. Any acts of violence described are completely hypothetical and for entertainment purposes unless in a life/death situation. We don't recommend doing anything that we do.  Don't be a creep... creep.

Ever wonder where that strange alien hair you found "down there" came from? Or how aliens haul stars? Are cosmic beings attracted to casino lights? What's with Martians? We have answers! Are they good answers? We're not sure, but we do know that things are getting funny and even more bizarre!  For extra content or to support this podcast, visit our patreon page at: https://www.patreon.com/toodrunkwitches Disclaimer: Do not drink alcohol if it is not legal for you to do so, and always consume safely/responsibly. 

Dreams have long been considered mysterious and uncanny. Where do they come from? What purpose do they serve? How can dreams be used to elevate your craft? Listen in as we navigate the labyrinth that is lucid dreaming and astral projection, and what it means for witches.  P.S. the audio goblins were playing in this recording, they have since been banished Don't forget to e-mail us as at [email protected] Gain access to exclusive content and support the podcast at https://www.patreon.com/toodrunkwitches Disclaimer: Do not make alcoholic beverages unless it is legal and responsible for you to do so. 

Gather round for our very first good ole WI cheers shout out! Get creeped out with us as we recount spooky stories from the workplace, then laugh with us as we go over some magickal workplace tips and create yet another hilarious drink recipe. Thanks to freesound.org for the awesome sound effects/music!

Step into our circle this episode for some seriously evil stories, kick-ass banishing spells, and of course..... silliness. 

Feast your ears on this telling of a hilarious Too Drunk Witches adventure. Have some laughs at our expense as we recall the mishaps and misery that made this adventure pricelessly unforgettable. A special thank you to www.freesound.org for their amazing array of free sound effects. 

Listen in on this week’s bonus episode as we recount stories and explore theories about the BIG (and sometimes smelly) Sasquatch or Samsquatch as we like to call them.

We used divination to conjure our topics for this week's surprise episode! We're so excited to share our stories and laughter with you all.

Want to see what we are about? Check out this trailer for a sneak peek.