I don't play Ebenezer

(Part 3)There's a new documentary out about the production of Rocky. But we're not gonna talk about that today. Today is just a teaser. No, today is about Ebenezer, the new Christmas Carol adaptation starring Johnny Depp. The bottom line: it's good. And scary. It does lack technicolor blood, however, so if that's a deal-breaker for you, you'll have to look elsewhere.

(Part 2)Russell Brand got sentenced what, 15 minutes ago? Three hours, tops. Well, there's already a documentary out about it. We have absolutely no idea how that's possible, but it is. It's called Open Secret, and you probably shouldn't watch it if you want to stay in a good mood.

(Part 1)Bad news: it's the end of the world. Population has reached infinity. Global collapse will happen within the next 24 hours. At least, according to an article from 1960. But hey, these are scientists. Trust the experts. We, for example, are experts on what is and is not dough. And the doughboy is not dough. We're certain.We mentioned a fundraiser for a kid's show that Joe wants to do. You can find that here: https://www.givesendgo.com/help-launch-joes-digital-creations

(Part 4)Ted is a lawyer. Law is infamous for being both difficult and boring. Ted wrote a book about a dog. Dogs are famous for being easygoing and fun. Put the two together and what do you get? Law that's easy and fun, ideally. It's called Greenback's Book of Law, and it's a book about a dog learning law and teaching kids what he knows. Sounds pretty fun to me.Check out https://tenero.tv/products/greenbacks-book-of-law for more information on Greenback's Book of Law!This guest was booked using PodMatch! Interested in being a guest on the show? Sign up for PodMatch at https://www.joinpodmatch.com/completedisaster and get in touch!

(Part 3)We talk about radio a lot. Janet wrote a whole book about it. Hers is full of intrigue, occultism, and oblique references. Usually we just talk about how radio is on its way out and other downers. So if you're in the mood for radio-related entertainment that's going to make you say "hmm" rather than "aww", check out Top 40 Honeypot!Visit https://janetmerran.com/ to learn more about Janet and her book!

(Part 2)You may know who Antonio Sabato Jr is. I don't, but you may. But did you know that he was involved in a fatal hit-and-run? That's bad. Did you also know that Purple Rain is finally getting a Broadway show? That's good, assuming you like Prince. Or how about the fact that they're modernizing and rebooting You've Got Mail? That's...maybe okay? We'll see.

(Part 1)We've got a new advertiser, and you know that that means: pizza, all the time, forever. If you guessed that said new advertiser is a pizza place, congratulations. You win a free small pizza at any Pizza Luce location this veteran's day, provided you're a veteran or active duty. If not, you can still buy one. That's how we do it. It works quite well.

(Part 3)Cory and Elizabeth are in studio to talk Wealshire. If you've listened to our show for any length of time, you probably know that Wealshire is a memory care-focused facility that has a full nursing team always staffed within the building 24 hours a day, and so forth. But you may not have known that it's fifteen mansions connected together. That part isn't literally true, but it's Tom's impression.If your loved one is in need of a memory care facility, check out https://wealshiremn.com/.

(Part 2)Until today, only two musicians have been billionaires. But what about the most recent? The answer may surprise you. Mostly because you'd have thought he'd have been a billionaire long ago. Here are two hints: he never treaded water for 9 hours after falling off a cruise ship and he never got a double mastectomy. Helpful, I know.

(Part 1)You know what the deadliest footwear is? Slippers. If that makes no sense to you, we'll shed some light on it on today's show. We'll also talk about a repentant Japanese watch thief, a dad who left his 6 year old daughter in line alone for Pokemon cards, and how hard it is to get your coins converted into real money.