Getting a Dog... or a Monkey?!?

Fresh off a whirlwind trip to Los Angeles, Jeff and Jordan return home completely exhausted by travel burnout and an overwhelming schedule. Between swanky Soho House parties and getting roped into late-night celebrity restaurant gossip, the trip took a turn on the flight home. Jeff tried to outsmart the airline seating system—only to accidentally stick Jordan in the only row on the plane without a window. Back in Colorado, panic sets in as they scramble to prep for a massive holiday tree-lighting event.Thank you to our partners:Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first orderPLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to hungryroot.com/togethermess and use code TOGETHERMESS.Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).Cozy Earth: This season, head to cozyearth.com and find a CityScape set for yourself, or for the person on your list who’ll actually wear it. Use code SHIPCOZY for free shipping through December 20th.Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open! Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family stories, and a little everyday chaos.Produced by Ian McNeny for YEA Media GroupSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeff goes missing at the ship casino at 2 AM, sparking total panic, while spa bill arguments threaten the trip budget. Big Sexy returns to break down high-stakes craps tables, retail return disasters, and wild childhood vacation memories that wouldn’t fly today.Thank you to our partners:Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).Fabletics - Shop now at fabletics.com/togethermess to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.Cozy Earth: Go to cozyearth.com and use code MESS for up to 20% off home and sleepwear.Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open! Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family stories, and a little everyday chaos.Produced by Ian McNeny for YEA Media GroupSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Five Christmas trees in November, travel burnout, and approaching the big 4-0. We get brutally honest about why people-pleasing ruins celebrations, the reality of living out of a suitcase, and our hilarious spiral into wanting farm animals instead of a dog.Thank you to our partners:Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).AG-1: For a limited time visit drinkag1.com/togethermess and get a FREE Immune Support Bundle, including Omega-3 Fish Oil and Vitamin D3+K2, with your first subscription of AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro.Cozy Earth: Go to cozyearth.com and use code MESS for up to 20% off home and sleepwear.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hungover and putting up Christmas decor, Jeff and Jordan face sudden health scares and dealership nightmares. Big Sexy joins to discuss surviving an infected elbow, new peptide routines, and testing restaurant biscuits by throwing them at the wall.Thank you to our partners:Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).AG-1: For a limited time visit drinkag1.com/togethermess and get a FREE Immune Support Bundle, including Omega-3 Fish Oil and Vitamin D3+K2, with your first subscription of AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro.Cozy Earth: Go to cozyearth.com and use code MESS for up to 20% off home and sleepwear.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank you to our partners:Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).Quince: Give the gift of quality this holiday season. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to quince.com. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. And when Quince asks where you heard about them, let them know it was TogetherMess. It’s the best way to support the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank you to our partners:Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).Quince: Give the gift of quality this holiday season. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to quince.com. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. And when Quince asks where you heard about them, let them know it was TogetherMess. It’s the best way to support the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank you to our partners:Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first orderPLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to hungryroot.com/togethermess and use code TOGETHERMESS.AG-1: Go to drinkag1.com/togethermess and for a limited time, get a free Immune Support Bundle, including a bottle of Omega-3 fish oil and a bottle of Vitamin D3K2, with your first subscription order of AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro.Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).Stio: Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/togethermess for 20% off your order.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After a chaotic week apart, Jeff and Jordan recount what happens when routine completely collapses. Jeff details his week of "Single Dad" duties—complete with Broncos games, arcades, and a messy house—while Jordan opens up about her girls' trip on Celebrity Cruises, dealing with flight anxiety, and a heart-wrenching moment with a fellow traveler on her flight home.Thank you to our partners:Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first orderPLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to hungryroot.com/togethermess and use code TOGETHERMESS.AG-1: Go to drinkag1.com/togethermess and for a limited time, get a free Immune Support Bundle, including a bottle of Omega-3 fish oil and a bottle of Vitamin D3K2, with your first subscription order of AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro.Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).Stio: Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/togethermess for 20% off your order.Produced by Ian McNeny for YEA Media GroupSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank you to our partners:Hers - Visit https://forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).Fabletics - Shop now at fabletics.com/togethermess to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.Freestyle - Get 30% off your first 3 months of a Freestyle diaper subscription at freestyle.world/togethermess with code TOGETHERMESS. That's a full month of premium diapers delivered to your door for just $49/month for your first 3 months.Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open! Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family stories, and a little everyday chaos.Produced by Ian McNeny for YEA Media GroupSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Before we were raising kids in the suburbs, we were serving tables, and the restaurant drama was real. In TogetherMess episode 286, we’re looking back at workplace favoritism, Jeff’s missed chance to meet Matthew McConaughey, and how our priorities have changed since those days. We also share what we learned at a Meta parenting event, our worries about teens on social media, and why we’re glad our younger years weren’t caught on camera. Thank you to our partners:Hers - Visit https://forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all 50 states).Fabletics - Shop now at fabletics.com/togethermess to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.Freestyle - Get 30% off your first 3 months of a Freestyle diaper subscription at freestyle.world/togethermess with code TOGETHERMESS. That's a full month of premium diapers delivered to your door for just $49/month for your first 3 months.Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open! Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family stories, and a little everyday chaos.Produced by Ian McNeny for YEA Media GroupSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.