TLE 285 - All the Beard Guys Were Pirates

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It’s time for the 2026 Halloween Spooktacular! Join us for conversations about safety coffins, Halloween candy, ghostly panics, Black Easter, Blackbeard, and much more. We’ve also got a Mystery Babylon quiz to put Car and Paz to the test! Special thanks to Car, Paz, Aaron, Lee, Hoss, Dune, Jay, and Titus for joining us and helping make this year’s Halloween Spooktacular possible! — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Head to https://intrusiveshirt.com/ to acquire a very valuable t-shirt. On this episode, we discuss the life of a lady. — — — Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/14/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

On this episode, we discuss our lack of knowledge about pirates. — — — Please consider subscribing to the STS Book Club for Halloween Hijinks. Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/7/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

On this episode, we discuss getting bigger. — — — Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/15/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

On this episode, we discuss a notable threepeat — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/2/2026) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!