🎙️ EP 314: Tennis Champs, Toxic Massages & the Return of Mel the Menace

🎙️ EP 321: Overwhelmed, Confused & Doing Your Best ~ Let’s Fix ThatThis week’s episode of Happy Hour With Jay is all about cutting through the noise, the nonsense, and the straight-up insanity that is today’s “wellness” world.Because let’s be honest…Health has become overwhelming as hell.💥 The Wild West of WellnessI open the show talking about the absolute circus happening on social media right now.Every time you open your app, there’s:A “Peptide Professor” with zero credentialsSome dude selling a “miracle stack”Another influencer pushing peptides like it’s Girl Scout Cookie seasonAnd 475 conflicting opinions on what to eat, drink, inject, avoid, or fearIt’s no wonder people feel confused, broken, and burnt out.But here’s the truth…You’re not crazy. You’re not broken. And you’re definitely not alone.🔥 Why Nothing Seems to Work (And Why It’s Not Your Fault)If you’ve ever felt like you’re doing everything “right” and nothing’s changing…If you’ve ever left a doctor’s office more confused than when you walked in…If you’ve ever said, “Why is nothing working?”…This episode is FOR YOU.Most people don’t struggle because they lack motivation.They struggle because:The advice is contradictoryThe plans are genericThe “solutions” don’t fit their biologyTheir labs are “normal” but they feel anything but normalThe medical system is overloaded and can’t connect the dots for themWhich brings me to the BIG announcement…🚀 Introducing: The Thrive Metabolic Blueprint (Launching 2026)This is the solution to the overwhelm.The answer to the confusion.The system that finally makes your health make sense.This is a fully personalized, science-backed, clarity-driven metabolic roadmap built around:YOUR bloodworkYOUR symptomsYOUR hormonesYOUR lifestyleYOUR stressYOUR habitsYOUR goalsYOUR biologyNo guessing.No cookie-cutter plans.No “try this, hope it works.”Just data, clarity, direction, and results.No two bodies are the same — so no two Blueprints are the same.🔍 Why I Created ThisBecause people don’t need more fads.They need answers.They need support.They need someone to connect the dots between their doctor and their daily life.That’s us.The Thrive Metabolic Blueprint fills the gap the traditional system can’t.🎯 What You’ll Finally Have:Clarity — You’ll know exactly why you feel the way you feelConfidence — A plan made for youSupport — Step-by-step guidanceEducation — You’ll understand your body like never beforeEmpowerment — No more guessingLong-Term Success — Fix the root, and everything else changes💡 Who This Is ForThe person who’s giving max effort and getting minimum results.The person who feels betrayed by their body.The person who’s tried EVERYTHING and still doesn’t feel like themselves.The person who wants answers — real, personalized, science-backed answers.If that’s you…2026 is the year everything changes.🧠 Final ReminderYou’re not the problem.Your metabolism has been stressed, confused, and unsupported for years.The Thrive Metabolic Blueprint gives you clarity, direction, and a REAL path forward.This is the bridge between where you are now…and the health you’ve been trying to reach for years.🎧 Tune in. Take a breath. You’re not alone — and I’ve got you.

Episode 320: The Truth About Red Light Therapy with Steve Marchese, CEO of LightStimGuest: Steve MarcheseWebsite: www.LightStim.comExclusive Code: Use THRIVE for 10% off your order at LightStim.comEpisode OverviewIn this episode, Jay sits down with Steve Marchese, CEO of LightStim, the largest manufacturer of red light therapy devices in the United States ~ trusted by over 50,000 professionals and more than one million consumers worldwide.If you’ve ever been curious (or skeptical) about red light therapy, this conversation is your inside look at what’s real, what’s hype, and what actually moves the needle for recovery, performance, and longevity.Steve pulls back the curtain on how LightStim became the gold standard in LED technology ~ from FDA-cleared handhelds to full-body wellness beds and how the company built its reputation on science, safety, and results.What You’ll LearnThe real science behind red and infrared light therapy ~ how it impacts mitochondria, ATP production, and circulation.Why the FTC recently issued warnings to the health and wellness industry about misleading claims, and what you should know before you buy any red light device.The difference between a legitimate medical-grade LED system and the cheap panels flooding social media.The LightStim story ~ how a family’s personal experience led to pioneering the modern red light movement.Why LightStim’s FDA-cleared devices set the standard for safety, efficacy, and long-term results.Practical takeaways for fitness, recovery, skin health, and performance and how to use red light therapy correctly for real benefits.Key TakeawaysNot all red light is created equal. Wavelength, intensity, and FDA clearance matter.Beware of marketing myths. Steve explains how to separate facts from internet fiction.LightStim’s approach is different. Backed by science, engineered for results, and built in the USA.Performance is cellular. When your mitochondria perform better, you perform better.Connect with LightStimWebsite: www.LightStim.comInstagram: @LightStimUse code THRIVE for 10% off your purchaseJay’s TakeawayThis episode is a wake-up call for anyone who’s serious about optimizing recovery and performance. The red light therapy industry is booming, but few companies are doing it right and LightStim is leading the charge with integrity, science, and results.If you want to feel better, recover faster, and perform at your peak, this conversation is a must-listen.

🎙️ EP 319: Buzzed Buddy Turns 1, Building Businesses & Keeping It RealThis week’s a little different — I jumped on The Beauty Biz Show with Lori (yep, my better half) for a rare interview. Instead of me ranting solo, we sat down and talked about what it’s really like living, working, and building multiple businesses together.And yeah… we also celebrated a pretty big milestone: Buzzed Buddy just turned ONE. What We Got Into:The one-year birthday of Buzzed Buddy and what that wild ride has looked like.Why celebrating the small wins in business matters just as much as the big ones.The chaos (and fun) of being two entrepreneurs under one roof.Working with influencers, building brand trust, and how we’re making Buzzed Buddy a household name.The non-negotiables of customer service—because handwritten notes and real human connection still matter.The truth about what business growth looks like (hint: it’s not an overnight success story).Jay’s Take:Big goals are awesome, but if you can’t handle what’s right in front of you, you’ll never survive the next level. Keep dreaming, but stay grounded in the stage you’re in.Shoutout:Huge thanks to Lori for flipping the script and putting me in the hot seat—and for being the real MVP behind the scenes of everything we do.Listen in for laughs, lessons, and the real story of Buzzed Buddy’s first year because building a business is messy, fun, frustrating, and worth every damn second.

🎙️ EP 318: Sleep Apnea at 35,000 Feet, Public Speakerphones & Muay Thai Man BunsThis week’s episode of Happy Hour with Jay is equal parts disaster, comedy, and brutal honesty. Buckle up—because we’re starting in the sky and ending in the gym.🎉 Buzzed Buddy Turns 1We’re officially celebrating our first birthday! 25% off all Buzzed Buddy for 48 hours starting August 20th. Code: BIRTHDAY. Stock up, party smarter, and wake up like you didn’t drink.✈️ Disaster at 35,000 FeetImagine being stuck next to a 6’5”, 400-pound, bald dude with a monster beard and gauged ear holes… who then proceeds to… well, you’ll hear it.📱 Public Speakerphone PsychopathsSeriously—why are people still doing this? Stop. Just stop.💤 Mile-High Sleep Apnea ShowdownI listened to a man fight death for an hour and a half on a flight. Spoiler: noise-canceling headphones weren’t enough.🥊 Gym ChroniclesSpotted: Jean-Claude Van Dammit cosplayer in full Muay Thai get-up—aviators, man bun, tight tank…🤖 AI Takeover IncomingPeople are mad about AI, but honestly—have you driven on the freeway lately? Have you had a conversation with a human in public? Yeah… let the robots take the wheel.😂 Jay’s Take:From airborne disasters to gym clowns to why AI might actually be the upgrade humanity needs—this one’s a ride.🎧 Grab your headphones, pour something cold, and let’s get into it.

🎙️ EP 317: Dadbod Veteran, Gen‑X Truths & Having The Time Of Your Life (Saying YES to Everything)Jay’s usually flying solo… but this week we let Jon Wellington—aka The Dadbod Veteran—take the mic. If you’ve ever wondered what Gen‑X satire, Navy veteran stories, and Check Your Feelings podcasts look like in one person, meet your match.👤 Meet the Guest: Jon WellingtonU.S. Navy veteran turned viral Gen‑X storyteller.Creator of the Dadbod Veteran brand with over 5 million followers.Hosts Check Your Feelings with his sister and interviews creators on Coffee & Creators.A proud Charleston, SC guy who loves veterans causes, DIY life hacks, and nostalgia for “the times before.”💥 What We Ranted About:🧷 Why Host the name “The Dadbod Veteran” stuck—even before you hit 40.📱 Gen‑X vs TikTok: That viral pizza delivery before GPS clip that put him on the map.🧬 Veterans & Entrepreneurship: How he transitioned from military tech to becoming DBV Enterprises.💤 The Power of Stories: Why Jon turned decades of personal memory into content that connects—and why we glorify weird duck calls more than wisdom.🏁 Gen‑X Nostalgia vs Millennial TikTok: We traded avocado toast for VHS tape—and Jay’s asking: what’s wrong with us?😂 Jay’s Take:Interviewing Jon felt like finding my long-lost sardonic brother. He has that salty, sarcastic wisdom with a veteran’s backbone and a dad’s soft side—perfect for swiping the social media nonsense away.👏 Shoutout of the Week:Major applause to Jon Wellington~for keeping Gen‑X genuine, real funny, and unapologetically weird.Don’t forget to check out the man himself at:→ www.thedadbodveteran.com 🎧 Tap in for a deep dive into the mind behind the viral memes, the Navy-grade discipline, and the dad jokes that actually land.You’ll laugh, you’ll relate—and you might even binge his TikToks tonight.Play episode 317 now—and maybe call your own dad to say thanks.

🎙️ EP 316: Vodka in Your Celsius, Dry Weddings & "Are You Ryan Reynolds?" Welcome to another round of Happy Hour with Jay — where the takes are hot, the drinks are cold, and the wedding invites better come with an open bar.🎬 Celebrity Sighting of the Week:The cashier at the Cosmopolitan legit thought I was Ryan Reynolds and got flustered. I was just there for a More Energy drink and some peace, but apparently Deadpool lives rent-free in Vegas.💍 Dry Weddings & Cash Bar Catastrophes:Would you attend a wedding without booze? I wouldn’t.Open bar or I’m RSVPing “HELL NO.”And now Gen Z is doing cash bars? This is why aliens won’t visit us.🌊 The Scream Club:Yes, this is real. People in Chicago are now screaming into Lake Michigan every Sunday night. This is where we’re at as a society — unhinged, damp, and vocal.👖 Sydney Sweeney vs. Internet Idiots:The American Eagle ad with Sydney somehow got compared to… Nazis. I don’t even have a joke for that. Just stop. Touch grass.🥤 Celsius Vodka Recall — Accidental Marketing Genius:Some cans of Celsius were recalled because they were surprisingly spiked with High Noon vodka.I promise you — sales have never been better.This was either a recall or the greatest PR stunt in beverage history.🎸 Coldplay Creeps:Friendly reminder: don’t cheat on your spouse.🪦 Legends We've Lost:Ozzy, Hulk Hogan, and Ryne Sandberg.💬 Final Word:If screaming into lakes, sipping accidental vodka, or canceling open bars sounds like a solution ~ you’re doing life wrong.Grab some Buzzed Buddy, pour something worth drinking, and let’s raise a glass to keeping it weird in all the best ways.🎧 Tune in. Laugh loud. Drink smart.

🎙️ EP 315: Hostage Tape, Joe Rogan Shoutouts & WTF Amazon?!This week, we are switching it up. No solo rant. No Jared nonsense.Just a rare (and actually awesome) interview with a guy who turned tape into a sleep revolution.Meet Alex Neist — former pro quarterback turned founder of Hostage Tape, the mouth tape taking over your TikTok, your sleep routine, and apparently, Joe Rogan’s nightstand.The wild story behind the name Hostage Tape (it’s exactly what you think... and not at all).Why Amazon banned them—and what that says about winning big and breaking rules.The real benefits of mouth taping (better sleep, better health, maybe even saving your marriage).Why top ENT doctors are now recommending Hostage Tape instead of surgery.Getting the Joe Rogan stamp of approval (and how UFC fighters are in on it).Alex’s journey from divorce and burnout to reconciliation, reinvention, and running one of the hottest brands in wellness right now.This convo hits different. It’s fun, smart, real—and yes, it’ll probably make you tape your mouth shut tonight. (On purpose.)Check out the tape at: www.hostagetape.comAnd shoutout to Alex Neist for being a killer guest with a killer story.🎧 Tune in now. Your sleep (and possibly your marriage) depends on it.🎙️ EP 315: Hostage Tape, Sleep Hacks & Why Amazon Hates This Guy💥 What We Got Into:🔥 Jay’s Take:

🎙️ EP 314: Tennis Champs, Toxic Massages & the Return of Mel the MenaceNew motto, new chaos, same unfiltered truth.
This episode is a full-body experience—like a massage that should’ve relaxed you but instead left you questioning everything about life and bathroom etiquette.
From Jared being a certified lunatic (again), to the gym being church, to why America’s mad at a 66-year-old man for liking hot women… let’s talk about it all.💭 Jay’s New Motto:"With a positive attitude and plenty of money, you can solve all your problems."
Is it deep? No.
Is it true? Absolutely.
Say it out loud. Now say it with your chest.💩 Jared Update: Butthole of the WeekSends me his “five-step process” for how he processes my answers to his own stupid questions. This is serial killer behavior.Won a local tennis tournament and is now walking around like he’s sponsored by Nike.BREAKING NEWS: He’s engaged. I can’t believe she said yes. But if this means I get fewer texts… God bless that woman.🧴 Buzzed Buddy Update:Fourth of July Sale: 20% OFF + Free Samples
Your liver’s best friend is throwing a party and you’re invited.
🎯 www.buzzedbuddy.com💆‍♂️ Massage Horror Story:100-minute massage. Thought I was treating myself.
Halfway through? Nature calls, chaos ensues.
I hate massages. I should’ve known better.🎩 Butler Service = Life UpgradeIs it bougie? Yes.
Do I care? Absolutely not.
Having someone fold your laundry while you sip espresso in a robe changes your entire outlook on life. 10/10. No notes.🫣 What Are We Doing Out Here?!Diddy out here being Diddy, and the receipts are nasty.
Hollywood is just Florida with a bigger budget. That’s all I’ll say.🌹 The Golden Bachelor Debacle:Look—I’ve been a Bachelor fan since day one, but this new Golden Bachelor guy, Mel Owens, is getting lit up just for saying he likes women with a certain look.
He’s 66, not dead. And if being honest is now cancelable, we’re all in trouble.🏋️‍♂️ Why I Still Love the Gym:I looked around mid-cardio and saw every walk of life—young, old, jacked, struggling, hopeful.
And I thought: THIS is the place.
Different people, one goal: get better.
If that doesn’t fire you up, check your pulse.🍽️ Nutrition/Fitness Tip of the Week:Magnesium spray on your feet before bed.
Sleep hits different when your nervous system chills the hell out.🔥 Message of the Week:Sit at the table of the dreamers, the go-getters, the star gazers, the warriors, the change makers. The conversation hits different. If you’re tired of small talk and fake vibes, maybe it’s time to change your damn table.🎧 Press play now. Laugh, nod, cringe (at Jared), and maybe even re-evaluate your opinion on butler service.
This is Happy Hour… the Jay way.

🎙️ Episode 313: Bigfoot, Backstabbers & the Shoulder Press Circus ActIf you’ve ever helped someone just to have them turn around and villainize you like you're the season finale of a Netflix docuseries… congrats, you’re doing life right.
This episode hits on the wild world we’re living in—where gym bros are doing parkour, yetis are more trustworthy than humans, and the kindest thing you can do is just not be a jackass.💥 Life Lesson of the Week:“Right now, someone you’ve helped is telling people you’re a bad person.”
Ouch.
Here’s the deal: I’ve never been criticized by someone doing more in life than I am. Not once. Haters ain’t high performers. So next time someone throws dirt on your name, remember… you were just the villain in their drama-filled bedtime story.
Let ‘em talk. You’ve got sh*t to do.🏆 Feel-Good Shoutouts of the Week:#1: Murray State Baseball – From Mowing Grass to Omaha • Tiny school. Underdog story. • Coach Dan Skirka makes $68K, mows the lawn, and just led his team to the freakin’ College World Series. • Hollywood couldn’t write a better script. Somebody option this story now.#2: The Irsay Sisters Take the Helm in Indy • After Jim Irsay’s passing, his daughters Carlie, Kalen, and Casey are stepping up to run the Colts. • They were raised in this game, they know the turf, and Jay’s here for it. • Let’s go ladies. New era. New energy. Let’s ride.🤡 Gym Shenanigans:Cirque du So-Bro
There’s always that guy—today he turned a shoulder press machine into a damn balance beam.
Between the clanking weights, the swinging legs, and the unnecessary grunting, it was either a workout or a live audition for American Ninja Warrior: Midlife Crisis Edition.🧠 Jay’s New Guilty Obsession:Bigfoot & Yeti Videos
Yeah, I said it. I’m hooked. I’m 30 feet deep in the algorithm and trusting those hilarious forest beasts more than the average dude with a podcast mic and a crypto scheme.
And if the Yeti runs for office in 2028, I might vote for him. No lie.📺 What We’re Watching:“The Four Seasons” with Steve Carell
Starts chill, ends wild. It’s like going to brunch and accidentally joining a cult. You think you know where it’s going—and then BAM, you’re emotionally wrecked by dessert.🧘‍♂️ Message of the Week:Kindness is the new rebellion.
The world’s on fire, politics are a mess, people are fighting with grocery carts online…So be the calm in the chaos.Hold a door. Say thank you. Tip heavy. Smile at someone.
None of this is complicated. Just don’t be a douchebag. That’s the rule.🎧 Hit play and prepare to laugh, cringe, and feel slightly guilty about your own gym behavior.
This one’s got it all: truth bombs, baseball dreams, flying gym bros, and a few gentle jabs at humanity’s weirdest moments.🔥 You know what to do.

Episode 312: Karen Got Kicked Out, I Got a Forehead Knot, and Jared Finally Shut UpYou read that right. This episode is loaded with justice, head injuries, wild Vegas nights, and one assistant who deserves a standing ovation. Buckle up—it’s pure chaos in the best way.💥 Dumbass of the Week: UPDATE EDITIONRemember last week’s Karen? The one who verbally assaulted an 18-year-old at Planet Fitness because they asked to take her photo for her membership?
Well… Planet Fitness revoked her membership nationwide. She lied about it, but it’s 2025—everything is on camera.
Moral of the story: If you’re gonna act a fool, don’t do it in 4K.
SEE YA, KAREN!🙌 Shoutout of the Week:This one’s for Marissa, Jay’s assistant and all-around savage. Her work ethic, loyalty, and “get-it-done” attitude make the Happy Hour world go ‘round. We see you, we appreciate you, and we don’t take it lightly. (Except for the jokes. Those stay heavy.)🔕 Jared Update:After 10 years of nonsense… Jay finally figured out how to silence Jared.
Be nice.
That’s it. That’s the hack. And apparently, it works. Jared even sent a text about last week’s episode. We’re officially in uncharted territory.🎲 Vegas Stories:• Story #1: The perfect way to handle a drunk guy in Vegas… until it wasn’t.• Story #2: PSA: Turn on the light when you get up to pee. Jay didn’t. Now he’s rocking a knot on his forehead the size of a golf ball.🤯 WTF Moments of the Week:• A homeless man with a 10-foot horse trough marching through the park like it’s a parade. His lady followed behind pushing two carts filled with water bins. What is happening?!• The way people dress to get on planes now… it’s like Spirit Airlines is hosting a pajama rave. No shame, just confusion.🧼 A Word From Our Sponsor:Buzzed Buddy: Because you can party like it’s Vegas, and still wake up like it’s brunch with Grandma.
Liver, brain, and next-day plans: protected.👴 I’m Getting Old:• Graduations for everything: Preschool? Kindergarten? Walking into Target without a meltdown? When did this become a thing?• Group Texts: The modern form of psychological warfare. If you're in one, blink twice for help.💡 Closing Thought of the Week:“Be happy. You don’t need a reason, just a decision.”🎧 Tune in now for laughs, chaos, and the life lessons no one else will teach you.