#281 - Pu$$y Pink Eye

This week, Jo & Des are a couple of clowns in more way than one. They discuss if it's ethically wrong to pretend to date someone to save face with their family, which horror villain they would prefer to date, and which Disney shows and movies are the best.0:00 Intro3:52 Blind Killer Rankings21:30 Am I The Asshole?35:23 I Accidentally Became My Neighbour’s Fake BF48:15 Disney Series Vs Movies

We have figured out a way to get rid of your inner demons and the best way to avoid baby mama/daddy drama! We got you covered in This Square Room.0:00 Intro
1:02 The Pettiest Revenge4:46 Don’t Shoot The Messenger
13:01 Please Pastor
22:32 Best Friend Ruined My Birthday
34:20 PSA
41:15 Have Kids With Your Homies

In this chaotic episode, Jo and Des discuss being friends with someone after your partner cheated on you with them, how adults get pink eye, why men shouldn't wear shorts, bedroom etiquette and more.0:00 Intro6:42 Pink Eye & Chicken Pox11:08 Jamaicans are boring at parties14:29 How will you die?16:13 Call For Karen21:46 The Vault26:12 Being Friends With Your spouse’s affair partner32:09 Men Shouldn’t Wear Shorts36:07 Call The Ambulance43:35 Fart Gone The Wrong Way 56:39 Friend BreakUp

How do you spell a word, if you’ve never known how to spell it before? What would you do if your ex kept a toy that was a clone of their junk? And how would you handle being challenged in the workplace?0:00 Intro2:44 Parenting 5:50 You’ll never guess this brand9:19 Teacher on my last nerves24:19 Words I cannot spell29:01 Workplace Drama39:06 Listener Question44:38 Clone-A-Willy50:49 Straight Men Have Never Been Gayer55:57 Clover Boys Drama59:23 Risky Hookups

Is ghosting sometimes the RIGHT thing to do? Do people truly want you to be honest with them? After a breakup do you truly miss you ex or do you miss feeling wanted?This week Jo and Des continue their unpopular opinion debates with these topics and more.Des gets called out on his indiscretions and shares a personal situation that he’s recently had to handle.0:00 intro0:50 Ghosting Is Sometimes Necessary4:48 People Miss Feeling Wanted8:39 Some People Can’t HandleThe Truth13:28 Your Friends Are Keeping You Single16:08 Situationships22:46 J*rking Off With The Dog27:28 Jizzing On Your Own Face31:50 Acting Up In School42:34 Ice Man

Des and Jo find themselves on very opposite sides of some wild unpopular opinions.0:00 Intro0:47 Boob or Nip4:36 Cereal Is A Soup7:47 Jesus Didn’t Suffer More Than Black People12:54 Play Fighting Is A Gateway For DV20:32 Toxic Relationships24:43 Work Wife/Husband Is Cheating31:10 Not Everyone Deserves Unconditional Love39:12 Sharing A Room With A Couple51:48 Don’t Do It On My Bed54:34 Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures57:30 70 Year Old Purse59:35 Stop Repeating Yourself

Sometimes people just need to know when to shut the F up! This week Jo holds Des accountable and requests an explanation for something that he said. Des also seeks help from YOU and addresses his mommy issues.0:00 Intro0:50 Holding Des Accountable14:44 Des Needs Our Help29:47 Mommy Issues38:12 STFU47:22 Mom Only Sells Fans49:29 Zodiac Unlocked

In this episode, Jo and Des fight against their intrusive thoughts. Des finds out that he might have been secretly tracked plus an update, and Jo and Des discuss who cares more about their public image, who’s more romantic and who is deserving of the “princess treatment”.0:00 Intro1:04 I’m Being Tracked10:40 Public Image24:13 Who’s More Romantic?27:17 Intrusive Thoughts29:35 Princess Treatment37:22 Des Relationship Update

This week we find out just how much of a freak one of our hosts is (or isn’t). Jo and Des discuss eating the booty like groceries, micro-peens, how much wood a woodchuck can actually chuck, the joy of missing out and more.0:00 Intro0:35 Eat It Like Groceries15:14 MircoPeen20:24 Baby Milestones23:54 How Much Wood?28:18 Blow Up The Family34:04 Woodchuck song35:19 Loneliness Epidemic 42:19 JOMO

There’s trouble in paradise for Deswayne as he opens up about a new speed bump in his relationship. The duo also chat about work dynamics, sibling rivalries and the usual nonsense that we all know and love.0:00 Intro1:03 Glory Hole7:07 Hazardous Waste10:05 Working With Family16:26 Sibling Rivalry 22:33 Caught Stealing30:21 Sibling Fantasy39:04 Potluck Gatekeeper45:44 Adding A Third In The Relationship