FH Mini #161 - Magazine Quizzes

Hallie rejoins us for a Stuart-led mini, where we decide which romantic couple is the best in all filmdom!Tickets for FLOP TV SEASON FOUR are available, and TONIGHT (11/7) we'll be discussing Gladiator! But if you can't watch live, your ticket gets you access to view later on demand! Go pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season! Subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets! It’s the best way to keep up on all things Flop House! And please leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts (or wherever you listen). It helps us keep the podcast healthy!   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

When we were together for our live show, we took the opportunity to record a pair of in-person Shocktober episodes, and here's the second! We had a lot of fun trying to untangle FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2, which is based on a video game none of us know much about and the sequel to a movie 2/3rds of us hadn't seen! Perfect Flop House conditions.FLOP TV SEASON FOUR is underway! Pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season! Next up (on 11/7), we’ll be talking GLADIATOR! If you miss us live, your ticket also buys access to an on-demand recording (through February, 2027)!Stay updated on all things Flop House, plus a little extra, with our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets!Wikipedia page for Five Nights at Freddy's 2.Recommended in this episode:Dan: Onslaught (2026)Stu: Spike of Bensonhurst (1988)Elliott: Zazie dans la Metro (1960) Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Elliott takes us through some 100% real, not just some shit he made up, totally legit magazine quizzes from the past.Tickets for FLOP TV SEASON FOUR are available! Go pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season! Subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets! It’s the best way to keep up on all things Flop House! And please leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts (or wherever you listen). It helps us keep the podcast healthy! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

When we were all in Louisville together for our live show, we took the opportunity to record a pair of Shoctober episodes all together in person, and this is the first one! What happens when the only version of Dracula that Luc Besson seems to be familiar with is "Bram Stoker's Dracula?" We get DRACULA (2026), which takes all the extra nonsense from the Coppola version and adds some more French nonsense on top of it.FLOP TV SEASON FOUR is underway! Pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season! Next up (on 11/7), we'll be talking GLADIATOR! If you miss us live, your ticket also buys access to an on-demand recording (through February, 2027)!Stay updated on all things Flop House, plus a little extra, with our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets!Wikipedia page for Dracula.Recommended in this episode:Dan: Times Square (1980)Stu: Hope (2026)Elliott: Orlando (1992) Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

We welcome esteemed illustrator and comics artist Felipe Sobreiro to take on more of those INFERNAL GOOFS! And because Felipe's most recent project is the wonderful new Toxic Avenger comic, all of these goofs are related to mutant movies! Just because your movie's filled with mutations, that's no excuse for goofs!Tickets for FLOP TV SEASON FOUR are available! Go pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season! Subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets! It’s the best way to keep up on all things Flop House! And please leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts (or wherever you listen). It helps us keep the podcast healthy! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Much like a horror movie villain, the Scream movies refuse to die, even though with every new sequel the films shed more of what that made the franchise special and the whole thing just becomes a regular ol' slasher series. Eventually you get late installments like SCREAM 7. Some have called it the worst Scream of all! Will we agree?FLOP TV SEASON FOUR is well underway! Go pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season! TONIGHT (on the day of this episode's release) we will be discussing THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, often the consensus choice for "worst Best Picture winner!" but if you miss us live, your ticket also gets you access to a recording of the show (through the end of February, 2027)!Stay updated on all things Flop House, plus a little extra, with our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets!Wikipedia page for Scream 7.Recommended in this episode:Dan: The End of Oak Street (2026)Stu: Onslaught (2026), I Want Your Sex (2026)Elliott: Coyote vs. Acme (2026), T Blockers (2023) Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Does that pun work? Like docket? Like "clearing the docket" over on our friends' show Judge John Hodgman? Anywhoooo. Stu leads this mini where we name our "Top Three's" and clear a big backlog of people suggesting mini topics ALL AT ONCE! (Not that we necessarily take suggestions, so don't feel obligated to flood us with more, ya weirdos!)Tickets for FLOP TV SEASON FOUR are available! Go pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season!Subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets! It’s the best way to keep up on all things Flop House! And please leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts (or wherever you listen). It helps us keep the podcast healthy! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

We say goodbye to Smalltember with a true bad movie jewel (thanks to Alonso Duralde for recommending it) -- the kid/tween/teen musical comedy STANDING OVATION, one of the few movies about a singing competition that also makes room for a mob subplot and a child who threatens people with deadly animals. What a magical picture.FLOP TV SEASON FOUR is well underway! Go pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season! Stay updated on all things Flop House, plus a little extra, with our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets!Wikipedia page for Standing Ovation.Recommended in this episode:Dan: Redux Redux (2025)Stu: Leviticus (2026)Elliott: Smile (1975) Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Astronaut movies. What are they? Is "astronaut movie" even a genre? Elliott poses the question, and it leads to a mini that... OUT OF THIS WOOOOORLD.Our show at Whirling Tiger is less than a week away! If you live near Louisville, KY, come see us at 7pm on Friday, 9/18!Tickets for FLOP TV SEASON FOUR are now live! Go pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season! And if you live in the Louisville area and want to see us live NOT through your computer screen, Subscribe to our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets! It’s the best way to keep up on all things Flop House! And please leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts (or wherever you listen). It helps us keep the podcast healthy! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Smalltember winds are blowing in, and this year the currents brought us a doozy. SURFER: TEEN CONFRONTS FEARhas already become a new bad movie classic, and we had a lot of fun(?) confronting this strange object that arrived at Flop House central like a beached whale. It's a metaphysical monologue! It's a stealth religious film! It's a military thriller! It's a surfing movie! It's a dad wasting his kid's time! It's a way to use up old home movies by sneaking them into your narrative film! It's all this and much more!FLOP TV SEASON FOUR'S BIG PREMIERE is tomorrow, 9/5! Go pick up a pass for individual episodes or the whole dang season! And if you live in the Louisville area and want to see us live NOT through your computer screen, come to our show at Whirling Tiger in September!Stay updated on all things Flop House, plus a little extra, with our NEWSLETTER, “Flop Secrets! And please give us a FIVE STAR REVIEW. For an aging show like ours, all the attention truly helps us keep and grow our audience!No Wikipedia page for Surfer: Teen Confronts Fear, but here's a Screen Slate article!Recommended in this episode:Dan: Manhunter: The Final Cut (1986, 2026)Stu: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)Elliott: My Dinner with Andre (1981) Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop