Obey Your Sentient Tattoo... Or Else

Come to the big-ass mausoleum in Stool Cemetery for a vampire potluck. Bring a friend.Featuring: Patrick Richert, Lilly Joyce, and Josh WoodardTheme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

I'm told by people wiser than myself that moving to Kansas City, working full time, and going to grad school is a lot to do at once, but I don't believe them. New episode coming soon, but in the meantime, here's a croak reel from the Call of Cthulhu one-shot I ran with Drunkens and Dragons this summer.Featuring: Roc Bauman and Nevin LanghusTheme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

The host of the Witching Hour Broadcast teams up with Drunkens and Dragons for a special Call of Cthulhu one-shot adventure. The location: Crack Farm Bed and Breakfast. The investigators: a doctor-sergant and a horny cop. The horror: heads without bodies and bodies without heads. Also goats.Featuring: Roc Bauman and Nevin LanghusMusic:Various tracks by The Twilight. They are all from this album"Morning Mood," by Edvard Grieg"Suspicious Dramedy," by Paolo ArgentoTheme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

Trailer for, "The Crack Farm Horror," a Call of Cthulhu one-shot set in the world of The Witching Hour.Featuring: Drunkens and DragonsMusic: "Grisly End" by The TwlilightUgly links for Apple Podcast listeners:https://soundcloud.com/the-twilighthttps://open.spotify.com/show/5jOc3BEfHZF3PB8g6EuDHW?si=997b919b4f994aa3Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

Your host is wandering the glowing radioactive mountains this week, so instead of a usual episode, here is something from the Patreon. "Explain a Lovecraft Badly" is a series in which I summarize the works of H.P. Lovecraft in a stupid way, one story at a time. This time it's "The Alchemist," or "Wizard defies laws of time and space for murderous prank." I also research some ways in which you, too, can gain immortality to exact your revenge.Music: "an idyllic existence", by The TwilightTheme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

The final Crack. This broadcast, we attempt (once again) to interview Rusty and Poppy Crack about Crack Farm Bed and Breakfast and Shrunken Head Orchard. We're starting to run out of interns...Wander in to Harry Crack's Hidey Hole and peruse a repository of well-loved, thoroughly haunted, and authentically unwashed antiques from days gone by.Featuring:Monica Murray-Derr from, I Don't Imagine Anyone's Listening Sarah ZapiainCaroline Norton"Really Haunted Music Box""Lavinia," by The TwilightRaw and wriggling ugly links for Apple Podcast listeners:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-dont-imagine-anyones-listening/id1568953202https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/lavinia-dark-ambience?si=00fa527234a64f868666c418d3765c63&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharingTheme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

Finally, the singularity in the sky is doing something.This episode is brought to you by Crossroads Solutions, Ltd.  Payment due at time of purchase. All contracts are final. All souls are nonrefundable.Featuring: Donald KozinskiTheme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

It is Crack History Month! Join us in celebrating one of Howler's Holler's oldest families. Featuring: Taryn SebaldUnchained and On Fire (Instrumental) by The TwilightAn Idyllic Existence by The TwilightBattle of Agincourt by The TwilightThis is the Way by primalhousemusicSound Effects by Playdown, Mikhail, Rerie JackTheme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

The Pricked Thumb Tattoo Parlor is under new management. The hills are alive! Radioactive runoff has irrevocably changed the flora in the valley. Stop by Baby Yaga's Mobile Homes and buy a baby mobile home today!Featuring: Claire Kinder, Andy Wagner"Unchained and On Fire," performed by The Twilight with lyrics by Hannah KubiakThe raw link for Apple Podcast listeners: https://soundcloud.com/the-twilight/unchained-and-on-fire"Really Haunted Music Box" by SimoulixTheme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast

Power couple D'Arte L'Sharte and Pearl Schmurl venture deep into Spud Caverns and discover one of the residents. Our host reads some time-sensitive but long-overdue correspondence. This episode is sponsored by Hallway Hotel, where the carpets are damp, old women haunt the bathrooms, and there's no one in the vents."Like your body through the innards of a carnivorous couch, this too shall pass." -Alabastor Hippocampus (Philosopher and local irritant)Featuring: Andrew Kelly, Haley Ebinal, Lexi MaddenKI-Instrumental Music by Siggi Würtz Sound Effect by floraphonicScary Horror Theme Song by  DRAGON-STUDIOTheme music: "Lullaby," by Kim LightyearCover Art: Hannah KubiakJoin The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast