Reptile keeper nightmares & our opinions on zoos | Episode 85

We’re back with a fresh update on our newest nail designs—because you know we’ve got to share with you. Plus, Neptune drops a surprise… what could it be?! Then things get real: what’s it actually like to ship a chameleon? Neptune walks us through the nerve-wracking (and surprisingly simple) process. We also chat about the not-so-glamorous side of reptile care—like trying to take care of everyone while you’re sick.Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://the-wild-type-podcast-llc-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/wildtype- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/- https://symtonbsf.com/- https://palmstreet.app/- https://reptilekages.com/

Ever wondered what it’s like to babysit a bunch of baby chameleons? (Hint: it’s adorable and chaotic.) Lyssa shares what it was like to take care of the little lizards. Then, we get into the nitty-gritty of reptile shops—what makes a good one, and the major red flags to watch for before buying your next scaly friend. To wrap things up, it’s another round of Are You the Type of Girl?—this time we’re debating: Apple Music or Spotify? Pick your fighter.Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://the-wild-type-podcast-llc-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/wildtype- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/- https://symtonbsf.com/- https://palmstreet.app/- https://reptilekages.com/

This week, Neptune recounts the chaotic tale of getting locked out by none other than a mischievous dog they were pet sitting—yes, the dog did it. Then we dive into the world of red reptiles—yep, there are species that naturally sport that fiery color, let's see if any surprise you! And finally, we wrap up with a sizzling round of Smash or Pass: Nail Design Trends—from crazy cateye to milky nails, we have opinions.Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://the-wild-type-podcast-llc-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/wildtype- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/- https://symtonbsf.com/- https://palmstreet.app/- https://reptilekages.com/

In this delightfully chaotic episode, we dive deep into the very real struggle of finding the perfect pair of jean shorts — you know, the ones that don’t ride up, cut off circulation, or make you question every decision you’ve ever made in a fitting room. Then, we wade into the slimy (but fascinating) world of amphibians for a segment we’re calling “Facts and Phibs” — separating truth from toadally false when it comes to frogs. And finally, we tackle the mysterious phenomenon of the boomerang ex — why do guys you’ve dated always seem to reappear just when you’ve finally moved on?It’s fashion, it’s frogs, and it’s a little bit of emotional whiplash. Hit play and let’s unpack it all. Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://the-wild-type-podcast-llc-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/wildtype- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/- https://symtonbsf.com/- https://palmstreet.app/- https://reptilekages.com/

This week, we’re not holding back. First up: zoos — conservation havens or outdated institutions? We dive into the hot debate over whether zoos should still exist, the ethics behind animal captivity, and what it really means to protect wildlife in 2025. Then, we get a little spooky with a segment on reptile keeper nightmares — from escaped snakes to dog-sized salamanders! And to round it all out: are we dry shampoo girls? It’s a surprisingly loaded question. We unpack the beauty standards, hygiene shortcuts, and the emotional rollercoaster of pretending we totally did wash our hair today.It’s ethical dilemmas, reptile-induced anxiety, and dry shampoo discourse — all in one episode. Let’s get into it.Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://the-wild-type-podcast-llc-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/wildtype- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/- https://symtonbsf.com/- https://palmstreet.app/- https://reptilekages.com/

We’re taking you on a wild ride—literally and metaphorically for this episode. First, we soar through the treetops of Colorado with a firsthand account of an unforgettable ziplining adventure. Then, we make a surprising pivot to aisle 7 at Home Depot, where a casual plant run turned into a showdown with—wait for it—mealybugs. Next, things get real. We dive into the complex terrain of ending friendships: how to know when it’s time, how to do it with compassion, and how to deal with the emotional fallout. Finally, for our fellow content creators, we share practical advice for navigating social media mindfully—how to stay engaged without feeling consumed.It’s an episode full of highs, bugs, boundaries, and balance. Hit play and let’s get into it.Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://the-wild-type-podcast-llc-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/wildtype- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/- https://symtonbsf.com/- https://palmstreet.app/

We kick things off with a major milestone—Voldy gets a brand new enclosure! We walk you through the setup process and how our favorite noodle boy is settling into his new space. Then, we chat about Neptune's adventure with mealybugs and adding live plants to her chameleon enclosure. Later in the episode, we recap our wild weekend at the Oddities & Curiosities Expo, where we saw everything from bone jewelry and wet specimens in jars to some truly bizarre art pieces. If it was weird, wonderful, or a little bit creepy—we were into it.Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://the-wild-type-podcast-llc-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/wildtype- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/- https://symtonbsf.com/- https://palmstreet.app/

We’re starting off with some exciting news — Neptune’s baby chameleon hatchlings have arrived! Tune in to hear updates on their health, behavior, and what Neptune has learned from this clutch so far. Next, we’re diving into some hands-on tips for building custom enclosure backgrounds. Whether you’re going for bioactive beauty or budget-friendly function, we’ll walk you through materials, techniques, and what we’d do differently next time. Finally, we’re shifting gears and getting a little personal—unpacking the phrase “What’s mine is yours” in relationships. Hear firsthand what it can be like to share things with a significant other. Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://my-store-efee6d.creator-spring.comFollow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/wildtype- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/- https://symtonbsf.com/- https://palmstreet.app/

This week, we’re recapping our magical weekend at the Renaissance Fair. Then, we pivot from turkey legs to tiny dragons as we celebrate the hatching of Neptune's very first clutch of chameleon babies! But not everything is fun and fairy dust—what happens when a few eggs aren’t hatching? We dive into the controversial world of cutting reptile eggs early: the risks, the ethics, and how breeders navigate this delicate decision. Grab your cloaks and your incubators—this one’s a wild ride.Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://my-store-efee6d.creator-spring.comFollow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/- https://symtonbsf.com/- https://palmstreet.app/

This week, we explore why reptiles need supplements to stay healthy, from calcium to vitamin D3. Then, we blindly rank popular (and questionable) proposal ideas, followed by a showdown between Google Maps and Apple Maps to see which one really gets you there best. It’s a mix of science, romance, and tech—with plenty of hot takes along the way.Get early access to episodes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-wild-type-podcast/subscribeFollow the podcast: - https://www.instagram.com/thewildtypepodcast/- https://www.tiktok.com/@thewildtypepodcast- Merch: https://my-store-efee6d.creator-spring.comFollow Neptune the Chameleon:- https://www.youtube.com/c/NeptunetheChameleon/- http://instagram.com/neptunethechameleon- https://tiktok.com/@neptunethechameleon- http://facebook.com/neptunethechameleon- https://www.neptunethechameleon.comFollow Lyssa's Lizards:- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZaN6Q4yOt1j36J0-Ml6LQ- https://www.instagram.com/lyssaslizards- https://www.tiktok.com/@lyssaslizards- https://m.facebook.com/p/Lyssas-Lizards-100064470381677/- https://www.lyssaslizards.comSponsors:- https://www.pangeareptile.com/- https://scratchbycmtravels.com/- https://www.redlineshipping.com/- https://coldbloodedcaffeine.com/