Desperate Colonials-Session 20:Milk is irrelevant

Send us Fan MailCaptain Wei’s plan has at last come to fruition. The crew of the Pyrite El Dorado has the ashes of Ming, a means to enter the Celestial Temple, and a window of time where the Regent’s malevolent gaze is blinded. What can stop them now?

Send us Fan MailThis month we're returning to Paranoia in a very special crossover between Lazy Sloth RPGs and Golden Squad. We'll prove once and for all that the best icebreaker between new friends is treachery and murder in Alpha Complex.

Send us Fan MailIn this month's session the Pyrite finally returns to Shar; however, the tenuous alliance of its crew begins to show its cracks.Abound with ulterior motives, each member sets off on their own before their great ascent; to reunite, to reinforce, and to deliver a reckoning.

Send us Fan MailIn this month’s session, Sloth tries (and mostly fails) to negotiate with three unruly and bodacious goblins in their quest to seek glory, love, landships, and dinner.

Send us Fan MailWe're doing something a little different this month. We're building player factions for the third and final act of the Desperate Colonial's story! The decisions our players make now will shape the future of the Ming system.

Send us Fan MailLock in, suit up, it's montage time. The Pyrite's crew is coming for your ship. Killer robots be damned!

Send us Fan MailHello, fellow humans! This month, we take a departure from our regularly scheduled VI assassination programming to bring you a oneshot of Legends in the Mist! Follow Gullencry and Kinsey, two totally normal and mundane humans on a seafaring jaunt of grand proportions, featuring Medieval Kenny Loggins and all-you-can-eat adventure!

Send us Fan MailIn this month’s session, the Desperate Colonials investigate the mysterious incident leading to the deaths of thousands aboard Ming’s Hope. However, something seeks to add them to the death toll the closer they get to the truth, threatened by the exchange in hands of the Hope’s stewardship.

Send us Fan MailFinally tracking down the last known whereabouts of Ming, our desperate colonials prepare to board the vessel of the lost Emperor’s final resting place - the mysterious casket of an entire colony, lying in wait to be found again.

Send us Fan MailThe crew of the Pyrite Eldorado  strategize on how they can save C-Dawg from permanent deletion, but something far more serious has escaped their notice, possibly dooming their entire journey.