Francine's Split Decision / Muffy Goes Metropolitan

A pizza toast to a three-day weekend, even if that's not a true statement when you're listening. Make sure to use a food probe device (patent pending) before tasting it. You can find them at any old consignment store, right next to the dozens of knockoff copies of that book by a former president businessman. Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Recording this podcast takes finesse, much like fly fishing. Chris drops some knowledge about drippy adventure gear (not his pants), Eli lands the perfect Leo-based alternative title, and we've decided to change the show name to D'Best ArthurP'cast. Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Our contractors had some concerns during their inspection of this episode. They found too many inaccurate Oppenheimer references. Also, a complete inability to roll r's (or l's or any consonants really). They recommend re-specing into luck to address these problems. Your best bet to find clovers would be that patch of dirt and garbage where the marble players are at. NOW SCATTER! Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Three ways to tell if your crush is into you: They grab pizza like a book. They wear funeral clothes to the opera. Their armpit farts kill at the Nobel Awards Presentation. Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

"Time gets weird, I think it's been looped. Binky dreams big, and Arthur gets duped. Seinfeld is dangerous, bad for your health. If it's a mafioso's birthday, you better share the wealth." A poem from a 20th century writer you've never heard of (but now you have!) Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

History buffs are in for a TREAT, unless they're fans of a certain type of economic system that will not be mentioned. Hint: It's modeled after Monopoly (which Eli won't play if there are too many rules). Yabba dabba doo! Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Your top headlines this week: "America's Horn Shortage: Fact or Fiction?" "Horses Hoof it out of Elwood to Erie" "Bitzi's Beau No Mo Fo Sho" and "Top Ten Thangs to Protect Those Fangs" Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

You're traveling through another dimension…one where bicycle helmets are a cultural taboo. Where apology videos no longer cut it. And everyone's neighbor teaches life lessons the hard way. Your destination? The Sugarbowl eerie music cue Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

You don't need to tell us your childhood nickname to listen to this episode, but… it would even the playing field a bit since we both reveal ours. We see Ed in the best light he's ever been in, and Binky carries out his diabolical "Silence is Golden" master plan. Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

We hope you've got your magical hoods over your normal clothes, because it's about to get mystical up in here. Join Eli on his "Independent Studies" or Chris for "Passable Impressions 101". But whatever you do, do not feed the Sorting Sow lippy bacon. Send us feedback! [email protected] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t