Zero Completions And A Prayer

The Eberle curse is complete.The guillotine doesn't just fall—it comes back for seconds. In a shocking repeat of history, an Eberle meets a gruesome end for the second week in a row as Nicole's Nifty Team falls flat and meets the blade in The Slice Slice Baby LeagueA defeated Nicole stumbles back to the microphone for an exclusive post-mortem on her devastating exit. Afterward, co-commissioners DJ and James hand out the weekly awards, pick through the waiver-wire wreckage, and look ahead to Week 10. Who will be Nicole's winner pick? Tune in to find out!

The guillotine waits for no one, and this week, it came for Doug's Dangerous Team. Sunk by an early, devastating blow from Lamar Jackson and the historical wreckage of a wild Buccaneers-Falcons showdown—leaving Chris Godwin on the wrong side of history—Doug’s run has officially come to a bloody end.Tune in as a defeated Doug stumbles to the microphone to face the music, process his execution, and drop his official Slice Slice Baby League winner pick. Plus, co-commissioners DJ and James hand out their weekly awards, pick through the waiver-wire carcass, and stare down the barrel of Week 9.

Down goes Danny T! The guillotine came for Danny Truskowski and Danny T's Rebellion this week in the Slice Slice Baby League! DJ and James are back to react to it all, breaking down the Week 7 action, handing out their weekly awards, dissecting all of the waiver-wire moves, and previewing the Week 8 slate. Danny even stops by to share some of his final thoughts!

The blade dropped once again, and this time Ben Saathoff was on the chopping block. After a brutal battle with the injury bug, Ben There, Won That met its maker this week.On this episode of The Slice Slice Baby Report, DJ and James unpack Ben's emotional exit, dive into DJ's waiver-wire squad's performance, hand out their weekly awards, react to all the waiver-wire action, and preview the full Week 7 slate.

The king is dead. For the first time this season, a commissioner has fallen. DJ's Kincaid of the Hill met a tragic end on Monday night, betrayed by a brutal lineup collapse from Jaylen Waddle, Carnell Tate, Omarion Hampton, and Dalton Kincaid.On this emergency-grade episode of The Slice Slice Baby Report, DJ steps out of the front office to process the grief, reflect on his run, and break down exactly where it all went wrong. Plus, DJ and James hand out weekly awards, sift through the waiver-wire rubble, and look ahead to Week 6. Grab some tissues and tune in!

The chop comes for Go Birdssss! Another roster gets executed in the Slice Slice Baby League. With co-commish James out sick, DJ tags in Breece's Pieces manager Bryan Geary to break down the carnage. They recap Eric's elimination, hand out weekly awards, scavenge the freshly dropped waiver wire talent, and preview this weekend's matchup slate. Plus, Eric drops by for his final exit interview before he's gone until next year!

The Slice Slice Baby Report is back! DJ and James break down everything that happened in Week 3 of The Slice Slice Baby League. The guillotine finally claimed James Conklin over the weekend, but not before he shared his final thoughts on the season. The guys also handed out their weekly awards, analyzed the latest waiver wire moves, and previewed all the upcoming action in the league.

Week 2 of The Slice Slice Baby League is in the books! DJ and James are back to break it all down, including Matt Smith's nail-biting elimination, the weekly awards, analyzing the latest waiver-wire moves, and more!

Week 1 is a wrap! The Slice Slice Baby League took its first victim over the weekend, HitByBawls. DJ and James are joined by HitByBawls manager Rachel Moritzkat to break down what went wrong. DJ and James also hand out their weekly awards, recap Wednesday's waiver-wire action, and preview Week 2!

Welcome to the debut episode of The Slice Slice Baby Report, a fantasy football podcast covering everything Slice Slice Baby League! In the season preview pod, co-hosts DJ and James break down James' stroke of bad luck, recap Tuesday's draft, and take a look at who's in the knockout zone for Week 1.