Here's to you Cronos: MM 8/4

It's that time again. Time to catch up with your pals on The Slaptail Squad. This week, we continue the journey to the Black Death, introduce a black at, and a new segment. The Beaveman continues his journey from Caffa to Sicily as the Black Death begins its march through Europe. Never one to disappoint, or maybe this time he does, Nolan explains the origin of the political left and right. The Swan brings it this week. Instead of a typical piece of sh!+, she presents a case from 1906. We have to say, we really want to know what happens next. Apparently Swan really wants new music for this segment. The Beaveman presents his new spinoff from Not So Grand Rounds. Are you ready for the first episode of, "The Bold and the Beaverful of St. Beavers General Hospital in Santa Beavera?" Strap in. Thank you all for listening. Thank you for your support. Get out there and rate and review the podcast, it really helps. Check out our Patreon to support the show. We love you all. Sex Power Moneyhttps://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Russian scientists, with hard to pronounce names, are researching melanin-rich mold discovered at the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster that is evolving into a new substance.  They took it to space to experiment with it and hopes are, that one day, based on this research humans will find a way to protect themselves from the silent killer that is radiation. Also, proving once again that humans are the real monsters in this world. Few manmade disasters are more horrifying than Chernobyl and its terrifying "Elephant's Foot."Thank you for listening. Support the showhttps://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Blue Wave came. Now is the time to get prepared to fight like a dog! Of course we are kidding. For our international listeners, here in the United States we had the midterm elections and the Democrats now control the house and the senate. You know we don't talk about politics, but let's just say, we hope this is a good thing. Of course right wing conservatives and MAGA idiots are concerned. They are already spouting their usual bullshit about civil war. As if their fat fingers and asses could do anything other than beg for a tariff check. Anyway, the Beaveman providers important information about being prepared. Not prepping, he doesn't do that, no he is prepared. Beaveman is a soldier for eternity as well as a Cryptid. Nolan brings us a bit of weird history that fits with the prepared theme. Ever hear of Mad Dog Fighting style? No? Get ready for Nolan's take on the subject. The Swan swoops in with this week's featured piece of shit. This one is one dumb SOB. David Sartin JR. I guess you missed prison and couldn't wait to go back. Thank you for joining us on this journey to shared idiocy. Join us each and every week. Please join the Patreon as a free or paid subscriber. https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquadWe need Sex Power Money and only you can help us get there.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's all ant war. Grab your tiny rifle and bayonet. There's a major conflict raging at the U.S./Mexican border but it's not involving immigration, drugs or politics. It's not even involving humans! Every year millions of casualties are occurring along this front and most people will never know. Luckily for you, dear listeners, among one of the many titles I hold is Ant War Historian.Thank you to all our listeners. Call to action! Please rate and review!Help support the showhttps://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Squad wraps up their Norwegian Black Metal series. Finally. If only JD was here. Oh wait, if he was there would be 4 more parts. It is no secret that the Beaveman thinks the folks of the second wave are total douchebags, so who better to wrap up the series? Before they get to that, Nolan provides a snapshot in the day in the life of an inhabitant of Cheapside in London before the Black Death descends upon its streets. The Swan updates us on the parents of dear departed Casper. Hope they burn in hell. Frothy Steve just sits there like his potato-like self. Thank you to our listeners. This is a call to action! We need you to go to your podcast app and leave us a rating and a review. That really helps. Yes our downloads and popularity are up, but we need the reviews and ratings to propel us further. We would never have made it this far without your support so please keep helping us along. Please join our PatreonSex Money PowerThat's Slaptail Nation Baby!https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town provides a glimpse into the possible future of the science of genetics...and stuff.Look, we are officially a group of childish idiots trying to have fun, but this is pretty interesting. Josie Zayner is a biohacker, artist, and scientist best known for her self-experimentation and work making hands-on genetic engineering accessible to a lay audience, including CRISPR (and yes we took this directly from Wikipedia). Nothing can ever go wrong with giving that kind of tech to the general public. I mean, it's not like Beaveman has had to explain to more than one adult where their heart was located. Anyway. A brilliant mind with good intentions perhaps is going to try and bring us Unicorns and Dragons. Sounds dope.  Thanks for listeningPlease support the showhttps://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Squad continues their journey to The Black Death at the battle of Caffa and inevitably nerd out.First of course, there is a lot of pooping in the woods talk. Swan swoops in and brings us true crime news with this weeks, "Featured Piece of Shit." Just another idiot doing idiot things. Florida man, of course. This complete tool made his own pee pee/dildo contraption to do a urine drug screen. What a moron. Prepare not only to learn about the possible catalyst to The Black Death, but also get ready for some really bad comedy attempts. Get ready for a surprise, Swan's delivers some solid, "Dumb Jokes with Swan."We love you all. Thank you for all the support. Please check out our Patreon and give us money so we can have. Sex Power Money Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week the Monster seeks to inform the listeners about what amazing research scientists are conducting with Fruit Fly brains. Sure it costs millions of dollars, sure it may have no real world application, sure it is really just the first step toward the quest for immortality by uploading human consciousness to a computer, but also, can it play video games? Please support the show by listening, rating, reviewing, sharing with friends and also we would love your support on Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week the squad assembles in full, for almost the entire podcast until Swan loses it and storms off instead of killing the Beaveman and force choking Frothy and Nolan. The Swan reports on some truly disgusting true crime. We want funny swan, not disturbing, sad, or too gross to handle. The Beaveman updates listeners on the current information available to the public regarding the death of a lab worker in Russia. What was the causative pathogen that caused the pneumonia? Will we ever know? Then JD brings the monotone. I mean, he really is the monotone with the microphone. More about Norwegian Black metals second wave and an introduction to some folks that might actually be decent humans. You guessed it, there is going to be a part four. Thank you to all of our listeners. Please write to us, follow us, join our Patreon. We WantSex Power and Moneyhttps://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquadhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/[email protected] want to hear from you! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this episode of Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins, pays tribute to the legendary Conrad "Cronos" Lant. Gone too soon, a Metal God who clearly did whatever the flerg he wanted to. What more can anyone ask of life? Support the showhttps://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.