THE BLUE WAVE! And a quick update!

Jax wants $17,000 a month from Brittany, and we’d love to see that budget. But first: Kristen comes home with a new camper and an Applebee’s review nobody asked for, BriAnna makes donuts from scratch, and somehow the cardboard TV from Halloween is more reliable than the laptop we record on. We’re also skipping the group dances on Dancing with the Stars, talking through the Natalee Holloway doc, and considering a joint Survivor audition right up until someone has to shit outside. Happy belated birthday, Kristen. We remembered eventually.

No, we are not quitting- BUT we are re-introducing our Felicity episdoes!

Listen for some real time breaking news, and the longest description of tribal council last week on Survivor. Whatever. Please just go vote. kthanksStay Salty.

We’re a Friday podcast now! Start your weekend off extra salty! Spilling the salt...Hot honey doesn’t need to be on everything, leaving the house is too expensive, and apparently we’re applauding men for clapping for their own wives. The bar is so low, it’s in hell.We’re also getting into Dancing with the Stars drama, Survivor, and rewatching shows we’ve already seen because finding something new feels like a chore.Stay Salty

Bonjour, our fellow salty bitches! 🖤We’re back! Kristin returns from France with pastry reviews, airport grievances, and a souvenir nobody requested: a cold. Meanwhile, BriAnna is feeling territorial over Felicity, emotionally invested in Lioness, and very ready for Matchbox 20. Add a $695 mouth guard, celebrity nonsense, Survivor’s gruesome thumb situation, and some Save the Last Dance nostalgia, and we’ve got plenty to catch up on. Extra salt, a little sweetness, and absolutely no patience for people who can’t wait their turn getting off a plane.

Bon voyage! One sister is is 48 hours away from France, the other just wants to enjoy fall before Christmas takes over, and apparently cigarettes are cool again. Plus, Taylor Swift fatigue, Survivor chaos, questionable celebrity faces, and plenty of opinions nobody asked for. Bon appétit, our fellow salty bitches! 🖤

We’re back in the usual recording spot and bringing the energy, or at least attempting to on three hours of sleep and a general hatred of life. This week: overprotective dog moms (it's me, hi?), AI actors, balloon skin faces, Tom Cruise’s seductive belt buckle, and what we’re watching. Thankfully, soup season is coming.

We’re recording old-school from the campground! Complete with barking dogs and background bugs.We’re talking football, shitty watermelons, sound baths, dead eyes, Barbie heads, and Ryan Atwood. LISTEN TO THE 'LOVE TRAPPED' PODCAST!!

Did you know we started out as a Felicity rewatch podcast? And somehow, we were lucky enough to interview Amanda Foreman (TWICE!), Greg Grunberg AND Rob Benedict! 🤯Felicity was, and always will be, one of my greatest obsessions. Enjoy listening to me completely fangirl over these incredible humans! The other salty sister is still VERY salty about missing this!!

Climate change, corporate crumbs, facial-hair paranoia and the Minnesota State Fair seed-art scandal-we’re pouring salt on all of it! Plus, Olivia Rodrigo earns our undying love, Jax remains a dirty dick, and true-crime podcasts keep us emotionally thriving.