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The guys discuss breakfast, music, and....... Watches! Did Hublot really make the worst watch ever created, again?? Another interview from the past threatens to derail the entire subject genre of the podcast.

We journey back in time as Aaron uncovers long-buried secrets following his transformative trip to the Watchmaker's Retreat 2026.

How hard is Italian food really? The guys are looking over their shoulders now after exposing the facade of several powerful organizations. Is the law of supply and demand really that hard to understand?

A brand new business venture is stumbled upon. The guys pay tribute to an icon. Which host has the best watch collection?

Have you ever considered "doing magnets"? MAGNETS. The guys discuss the makings of a final boss of watch douchiness. Does Aaron save an unsuspecting customer from a very poor decision?

Josh is missing. If you have a tip regarding a missing or murdered Guatemalan person, please call the hotline at: 248-434-5508or email The Salty Horologist at [email protected]

Is Utah really as unoriginal and vanilla as everyone says it is? Stories from the final boss of sociopathic Horology threaten to grind everyone's gears. A surprise Italian guest accompanied by her sidekick has only nice things to say.

A quick recap of the glorious Deer Valley Watch Week. Ken and Aaron were wrecked by a virus of the non-lettuce variety. Josh and Ken shared their nostalgia for moldy old magazines.

Fresh off a colonoscopy, Ken is still coming down from his Propofol nap. Deep within the bowels of the World Cup, the superiority of the quadrennial event is discussed. Ken and Aaron share experiences from the best dining experience of their lives.

A mystery guest raises the studio spirits (distilled) while raising more Omega questions. Is Pierce Brosnan still a favorite bond? The Seamaster 300 still remains a favorite spy watch.