The American Zombie

Brady has THE NEXT ONE  why the fuck do yall want gina fired for saying something dumb? Or maybe youre just dumb yourselves  Mrs. Anderson doesnt shut up about Michael 

Jake hasnt smoked or drank a lot  We found an amazing beer  Sam breaks and enters into someone's vehicle  Jake was on the puppet team  Pop music is repetitive but lovable by some

Due to weather, we are at Jakes apartment for this episode. Jake is obviously uncomfortable because of the fragile ecosystem that is a neighbor relationship. Sam is uncomfortable because hes scared of Jakes massage gun.  Nick...  Nick is Nick and he loves pizza from Jakes town.   

The vulgarity continues...  What wakes you up? How do you wake up?  We discuss...  What gets us out of bed in the morning and how to be in better a better mood in the morning.  Having allergies/ medical conditions or any cough in a Covid world.  Coughing in public.  The 100 years of sawing people in half We play the 1 second song Game. what a disaster that was.  Intro/Outro music by U.G.L.Y. 

Sam is out sick, so in his place is Jakes childhood best friend, taptap. The entire episode is a blooper session, come hang and listen to an episode full of nonsense.  We talk about pretty much nothing, coming in Hot for 2021. Back to our normal episode releases next week following the holiday break.

Nicky is here to stay. (lord help us) Snow is shitty.  Thom DoneWrong stops by to promote His new Christmas Special. McKickey E's has been revised. We discuss Fast Food Franchises. 

We have a special guest! perhaps more than a guest... not a man... but not yet a woman. Nick Dangelo joins us to battle the Evil warlocks that email Jake about his fast food restaurants that he doesn't actually own. Drunk stories are discussed/ bisected. TWO RANTS. shoutout to NickyDVGC Surprises to come.

Do you really need a description???? ive sat here all day editing this you better fucking listen to this you twat balloons. I PAY GOOD MONEY TO BE HERE.  Boots.

Welp here is it is. The first live episode, ready to cringe. We sure are.