Meaty Shi Shi: Friday, October 23rd, 2026

1. Meghan Markle’s dad, Thomas, under investigation for ‘hundreds, if not thousands’ of child porn images (Page Six) (33:37) 2. Sofia Franklyn Writes Candidly About Her Abortion: “This Is Hard for Me to Say Even Now” (Vanity Fair) (41:19) 3. Kim Kardashian Offered to ‘Back Out’ of Movie The Fifth Wheel After Harsh All’s Fair Criticism (PEOPLE) (1:03:20) 4. Knicks assistants didn't get rings (yet), just empty boxes on opening night (USA Today) (1:14:16) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:18:20) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Lea Michele Returning for ‘Glee’ Reboot as Rachel Berry (Variety) (29:13) 2. Kylie Jenner ‘putting pressure’ on Timothée Chalamet to propose — but actor is ‘not there yet’ (Page Six) (34:00) 3. Fourth Wing Series Casts Esther McGregor and Emilio Sakraya in Lead Roles (PEOPLE) (41:06) 4. The Creator A-List: The 25 Influencers Who Matter Most to Hollywood (The Hollywood Reporter) (45:07) 5. Inside Kim Kardashian’s intimate 46th birthday bash with top-tier besties and a massive raspberry cake (The Sun) (1:02:55) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:08:16) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Recap: Dedication Night Features A Lot Of Tears & ’10 Things I Hate About You’ Cast Reunion (Deadline) (21:09) 2. Jalen Brunson and New York Knicks Look On in Awe as Championship Banner Is Raised at MSG in Emotional Scene (PEOPLE) (45:33) 3. Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig announce engagement after exes Amy Robach, T.J. Holmes’ private wedding (Page Six) (49:22) 4. Jacob Elordi to Narrate Audiobook for ‘Euphoria’ Dad Eric Dane’s ‘My Book of Days’ Memoir (Just Jared) (1:00:54) 5. Kim Kardashian transforms into 13-year-old daughter North West for Halloween, complete with blue hair and piercings (Page Six) (1:05:14) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Jay-Z Reportedly Picks Himself to Perform Super Bowl Halftime Show 2027, Announcement Expected Soon (Just Jared) (25:36) 2. Val Chmerkovskiy's 'DWTS' Suspension Came After Judge Carrie Ann Inaba Complained (TMZ) (32:46) 3. Miley Cyrus Fires Back at Criticism of Hollywood Bowl Concert and Considered Not Doing Second Show: ‘It’s Hard for Me to Stand Up Here’ (Variety) (38:55) 4. Jason Segel and Kayla Radomski Marry in Botanical Garden Wedding in California (PEOPLE) (51:15) 5. Jalen Hurts expected to miss season after blood clots discovered in QB's lungs (ESPN) (1:00:33) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2026 runway: The best model moments (Page Six) (15:21) 2. Taylor Swift performs ‘The Fate of Ophelia’ live for the first time in front of star-studded crowd at Academy Museum Gala (Page Six) (24:58) 3. ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Pulls Val Chmerkovskiy After ‘Inappropriate’ Carrie Ann Inaba Slap Joke: ‘The Well-Being’ of Our Staff Is ‘Non-Negotiable’ (Variety) (38:44) 4. Cindy Crawford & Kaia Gerber Pay Tribute To Presley: “‘Til We Meet Again, Our Sweet Boy” (Deadline) (52:20) 5. Tesla’s new Roadster makes a flying debut, hitting 60 MPH in under a second (Fox Business) (56:55) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Val Chmerkovskiy Apologizes to DWTS Judge Carrie Ann Inaba for Referencing Will Smith’s Oscar Slap in Response to Her Criticism of Jenna Johnson (People) (24:25) 2. Kim Kardashian Cried ‘Every Single Night’ on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and Prayed ‘to Get Kicked Off’ (Us Magazine) (33:35) 3. Kendall Jenner Says Dating Would Be ‘Easier’ If She Was Lesbian: ‘Men Suck’ (People) (37:51) 4. Hailey Bieber’s Overconsumption Comment Sparks a Social Media Firestorm (Reality Tea) (52:40) 5. See Every Victorious Actor Who Returned for Netflix’s Spinoff Hollywood Arts (People) (56:37) - Queenie and Weenie (1:00:39) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Dancing with the Stars Dedication Night Reveal: Here’s Who the Contestants Are Honoring (People) (22:32) 2. Meghan Markle makes first official joint appearance with Prince Harry since UK move: ‘It’s great to be back’ (Page Six) (28:53) 3. Scooter Braun and Todrick Hall join forces to produce star-studded off-Broadway musical ‘Midnight’ to rave reviews (Page Six) (34:12) 4. KUWTK producer says they edited out ‘30-minute battle’ of Kayne West ‘ripping into’ the Kardashian family (Entertainment Weekly) (40:57) 5. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ Jessi Draper Announces New Memoir Cutting Ties — See the Cover! (People) (55:17) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (57:15) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Recap: Super Bowl Night Sends Home A Fan Favorite (Deadline) (13:08) 2. Kelly Clarkson vs. Art of Play: Footage Revealed of Singer’s Visit to Brooklyn Novelty Store She Slammed for ‘Pretty Woman’ Treatment (Variety) (39:41) 3. ‘Girls’ Shocker: Lena Dunham Sets Revival at HBO With Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet, Jemima Kirke Returning (Variety) (45:04) 4. Kim Kardashian Endorses On-Demand Apparel Delivery With New Skims x DoorDash Partnership and Ad Spot (The Hollywood Reporter), Exclusive Excerpt: A New Biography Traces Kim Kardashian's Ambitions to Ancient Armenia (Vanity Fair) (54:37) 5. Summer House’s Lindsay Hubbard and Below Deck’s Joe Bradley Are Hooking Up: ‘She Is Having Fun’ (US Weekly) (58:34) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Kelly Clarkson slams New York store for alleged 'Pretty Woman' moment (USA Today) (18:12) 2. Selma Blair Arrested, Hospitalized After Plane Incident, Accused of Injuring Two Flight Attendants as FBI Investigates (PEOPLE) (31:56) 3. Teacher Jacob Myers-Norys Reacts to Khloe Kardashian Making Fun of His Flirting on The Kardashians (E! Online) (36:04) 4. Tobey Maguire Officiates Ex Jennifer Meyer’s Wedding to Billionaire Heir Geoffrey Ogunlesi, Weeks After Finalizing Their Divorce (PEOPLE) (50:33) 5. Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey Welcome 2nd Baby, a Boy: ‘Heart Is Exploding’ (PEOPLE) (56:20) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Taylor Swift to Perform at Academy Museum Gala (Variety) (21:16) 2. Meghan Markle enjoys girls’ night out with Malala Yousafzai in first London outing since UK return (Page Six) (33:45) 3. Joe Rogan Renews Nine-Figure Spotify Deal (Variety) (37:26) 4. Crazy Rich Asians returning for HBO sequel series with original stars (Entertainment Weekly) (46:34) 5. Karen Read Series Starring and Executive Produced by Elizabeth Banks Ordered at Amazon (The Hollywood Reporter) (50:59) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (53:50) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices