Chew Like You Have A Secret: Thursday, July 16th, 2026

1. Full list of every ESPYS 2026 award winner (ESPN) (26:49) 2. ‘Special Forces’ Season 5 Cast Photos (Deadline) (35:53) 3. Jessica Alba Joins Netflix’s ‘13 Going On 30′ Reboot (Deadline) (42:23) 4. Post Malone to Headline FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Ceremony (PEOPLE) (51:58) 5. Messi And Yamal Have Met Before, At A Photoshoot When Spain's Star Was Just A Baby (Fox Sports) (54:08) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Alix Earle has plenty more to share (TIME) (22:18) 2. Hailey Bieber launches '90s-inspired denim collection with Gap (Variety) (28:45) 3. Summer House's West Wilson and Amanda Batula poke fun at pregnancy rumors while shopping for pickles and ice cream (PEOPLE) (35:07) 4. World Cup closing ceremony to feature Jennifer Hudson, Nicole Scherzinger, and more (Billboard) (38:21) 5. Taco Bell under investigation over explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak (TMZ) (48:35) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Some friendships are bulletproof. Ride or Die is now streaming on Prime Video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s mystery dog makes big debut in Florida (Page Six) (23:04) 2. Love Island USA’s Trinity breaks silence after winning show, and she’s responding to backlash (The Tab) (28:53), Love Island USA's Kenzie Annis Reacts to Dancing With the Stars Casting Rumors (E! Online) (32:30) 3. Comedians Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky Split After 18 Years of Marriage (PEOPLE) (35:15) 4. Jax Taylor cozies up to his and ex Brittany Cartwright’s longtime publicist in steamy vacation snaps (Page Six) (39:29) 5. Ariana Grande Alters ‘Thank U, Next’ Lyrics at N.Y.C Tour Stop After Being Spotted with Ex Ricky Alvarez (PEOPLE) (51:49) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (56:13) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. ‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 Crowns Its Winners (Variety) (22:03) 2. Gates Heir’s Shopping App Claimed Sales It Didn’t Drive (Bloomberg) (39:07) 3. Newlyweds Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Look Ultra-Glam at JuJu Smith-Schuster’s Wedding 1 Week After MSG Nuptials (PEOPLE) (46:51) 4. Rihanna joins Jay-Z for surprise performance at Yankee Stadium concert (The Express Tribune) (54:53) 5. Victoria Beckham becomes an instant meme after failing to react as Jude Bellingham scores against Norway during England's World Cup clash (Daily Mail) (59:19) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. ‘Summer House’ Season 11 filming plans revealed as Bravo navigates post-scandal fallout (Page Six), ‘Summer House’ Headed to Canada (The Hollywood Reporter) (33:34) 2. Taylor Frankie Paul Returning to Mormon Wives for Season 5 amid Her Legal Battles (PEOPLE) (41:25) 3. Breakdown of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s $30 million MSG wedding revealed — including $5 million in florals and decor (Page Six) (52:00) 4. Alix Earle and F1 driver Lando Norris fuel romance rumors clubbing together in London (Page Six) (1:05:27) 5. ‘Love Island USA’ Star Melanie’s Family Refuses to Support Her Relationship With Sincere (US Weekly) (1:12:28) The Toast with Jackie Oshry (@JackieOshry) and Ben Soffer (@boywithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Some friendships are bulletproof. Ride or Die premieres July 15 on Prime Video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff Separate After 3 Years as Sources Say Their Marriage Has Been ‘Rocky’ (PEOPLE) (21:07) 2. Justin Bieber to join Shakira, BTS in World Cup final halftime show (NY Post) (29:20) 3. ‘Cheetah Girls 4’ Set at Disney With Raven-Symoné, Original Cast Members Returning (Variety) (35:50) 4. Primetime Emmy Awards 2026: See the full list of nominees (CNN) (48:02) 5. Justin Baldoni and Wife Emily Break Silence on ‘Injustice’ and ‘Trauma’ 2 Years After Blake Lively Dispute Began (PEOPLE) (54:25) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (58:21) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Was Margaret Qualley at Taylor Swift's wedding? An investigation (Cosmopolitan) (28:30) 2. Molly Mae cozies up to US influencer Alix Earle and Kylie Jenner’s best pal at Wimbledon - but sits apart from Tommy Fury (The Sun) (32:47) 3. Mr. Beast will be a shark on the new season of ABC's 'Shark Tank' (The Hollywood Reporter) (39:58) 4. Mariska Hargitay to host Emmys; First woman to emcee the show in 15 years (Variety) (48:44) 5. First look at Harry Jowsey's new Netflix reality dating show Let's Marry Harry (Entertainment Weekly) (52:41) - Love Island USA Recap (56:31) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Was Margaret Qualley at Taylor Swift's wedding? An investigation (Cosmopolitan) (28:30) 2. Molly Mae cozies up to US influencer Alix Earle and Kylie Jenner’s best pal at Wimbledon - but sits apart from Tommy Fury (The Sun) (32:47) 3. Mr. Beast will be a shark on the new season of ABC's 'Shark Tank' (The Hollywood Reporter) (39:58) 4. Mariska Hargitay to host Emmys; First woman to emcee the show in 15 years (Variety) (48:44) 5. First look at Harry Jowsey's new Netflix reality dating show Let's Marry Harry (Entertainment Weekly) (52:41) - Love Island USA Recap (56:31) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s top-secret wedding invite unveiled (Page Six) (22:44), Gracie Abrams raises eyebrows for including Joe Alwyn photo alongside her Taylor Swift wedding look (Page Six) (26:31) 2. Prince Harry insiders slam royals for disinviting him from Buckingham Palace: ‘How is there not one room?’ (Page Six) (30:05) 3. Jonas Brothers announce return to Madison Square Garden (The Music Universe) (35:57) 4. Ariana Grande’s streak of outings with ex-boyfriend Ricky Alvarez continues with Fourth of July grocery run (Page Six) (38:53) 5. Girl Scout Cookies Are Coming to Krispy Kreme in a Dream Collaboration (PEOPLE) (50:44) - Love Island USA Recap (52:41) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Every Guest Spotted at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Wedding, from A to Z (PEOPLE) (19:59) 2. Michael Rubin Addresses Buzz He Moved Famed White Party Due to Rumored Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce Wedding Date (PEOPLE) (45:48) 3. Summer House’s Lindsay Hubbard is Pictured With Matt James as Source Claims They Got “Flirty” at PR Event (Reality Blurb) (48:33), Queer Eye's Karamo Brown and Jussie Smollett Are Dating (PEOPLE) (52:32) 4. Ashley Tisdale Making Toxic MomsTV Show After Igniting Debate with Celebrity Mom Group Drama (PEOPLE) (1:01:40) 5. Love Island USA Recap (1:06:40) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon ⁠  ⁠Toast Merch⁠ ⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠ ⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠ ⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices