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How dumb is Pat? That's the question of the day and YOU decide. This week we see Jared & Pat reminisce on the week that has passed and discuss in depth what it's like to come from humble beginnings and the reality of feeling out of place in a rich man's world. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Happy Halloween!!! Please give a warm mean machine welcome to our special guests this week - Langston & David from the "My Momma Told Me" Podcast. In this special Halloween episode the boys don't really talk about Halloween at all, but instead get down into the nitty gritty of basketball, celebrity interactions, literature and Tevin Campbell. “My Momma Told Me" recently moved over to Wave Sports and Entertainment, with Caleb Hearon serving as executive producer under his "So True" umbrella - new episodes drop every Tuesday. Fans can watch and listen to new episodes of “My Momma Told Me” on YouTube, Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. Follow on socials @MyMommaToldMePod. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Let this episode serve as a reminder that the views and opinions of Mr. John Patrick Gilchrist are not those of The Mean Time as a collective, as we reminisce on our high school days, bullies and our first time swearing. This week we also see the return of a much loved and dearly missed Crusty Rhodes, coming in to give some much needed advice to the masses and educate us (mainly Pat) on the Epstein Files! Enjoy! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode is a TRUE sequel!!!! The boys continue the Arby's saga and open Pat's eyes to a brand new world full of new opportunities (and heart burn). But that's not all! Jared & Pat talk about seeing Other Mommy on opening night and how the movie held up against their wild fantasies before Jared speaks on Metallica's latest controversy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You wanna know the secret to getting rid of a common cold? Jared's got the answers for you! Tune in this week to unveil the secret foods to cure your sicknesses, watch Pat get educated on the iconic Arby's "Beef & Cheddar" & hear all the (very valid) reasons why you should go see the new Jessica Chastain movie in a theatre near you! (P.S maybe clear out your old instagram DM's to celebrities; you never know who might see them!) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on The Mean Time, Jared & Pat are asking the REAL questions... Like, whats more important - athleticism or strength? What does it take to land a tray flip? What genre does the song "Come On, Eileen" fall under? Who from N-SYNC had a better solo career? And most importantly, how many leaky burgers can Jared make in 25 minutes and what's the secret ingredient? All will be answered TODAY on THE MEAN TIME! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, listen up, here's the story. About a big nosed freak that lives in a blue world!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

PAT IS BACK FROM TOUR!!!! Maybe next time Macklemore can tag along! We heard he just became available!!!!! We don't know yet though, just an idea.. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Chiara is back and has a lot on her mind including the surprise of the century, how to celebrate Labor Day the way a true American should and what her favorite Dragon Ball Z characters look like naked!!!!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Stick around for a massive surprise at the end of the episode and also we apologize for murdering Ikuyo. She didn't deserve it. AVAST YE MATEYS YA HAARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.