14: Tales From the High Seas

Javan, Jacob, and Jesse chat about life, learning new languages, and relatable experiences!

We are back! We talk about car troubles, potty training, and draft the best vehicles to use in a demolition derby!

On today's episode, we talk to a real, live dentist, our field consultant David interviews a jogger, we talk about if our wives would kill us if they found out we weren't dead, and we draft items in Jesse's studio to fight to the death with! Dream Teams: Alex: Jesse's ball point pen, Jesse's bass guitar, Jesse's Cuckoo clock, Jesse's American flag Javan: Jesse's fire poker, Jesse's drum set, Jesse's large record player, Jesse's wooden shelf Jacob: Jesse's giant chain and sprockets, Jesse's angel candelabra, Jesse's whiskey bottle full of bullet shells, Jesse's folding chair Please go on Spotify and vote for your favorite Dream Team! Also, please leave us a rating on Spotify, and/or leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, and we will read it on the show!

Javan comes back just to brag about his fancy cruise, Jacob reveals his true evil character to the world, and David is there.

David, Clayton, Jacob, and Jesse celebrate America in this Memorial Day Weekend episode! Join us as we complain about lazy people and people that complain, we talk about how out of shape Jacob is, and draft our Dream Team's of American heroes! For our Spotify listeners, please vote for your favorite dream team! Here are the teams: Jesse: Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, Jay Zeamer, Gerald F. Brinker Jacob: George Washington, Desmond Doss, Ulysses S. Grant, Fredrick Douglas Clayton: Abraham Lincoln, John Muir, Benjamin Franklin, Billy Graham David: Nathan Hale, Theodore Roosevelt, Sgt. Alvin York, Paul Revere

We spend some time talking about America’s favorite past time and telling women their zippers are down. We also listen to some bangerzzz, and we draft the best sports! Dream Teams: Clayton: Baseball, Spikeball, Ultimate Frisbee, Golf Javan: Football, Dodgeball, Pickleball, Snowboarding Jacob: Basketball, Volleyball, Ping Pong, Racquetball Jesse: UFC, Hockey, Quidditch, NASCAR

After a month off, the boys come back swinging! ... Or something like that... Join Javan, Jacob, and David as they talk about animal grudge matches, make terrible impersonations, and they draft "Minor Curses!" Here are the Dream Teams: David: Dribble water down your shirt every time you drink, You trip every time you walk past a female, You sneeze every time the sun appears, your toe gets stuck on a string every time you put socks on Javan: Every time you order at a restaurant it comes out wrong, gas tank is always on "E", only 3 sheets of toilet paper every time you go number 2, People are offended by you at least once in every conversation Jacob: Animals hate you, all button up shirts are too short and come untucked, a cob web in the face every time you walk through a door, every time you have the urge to sneeze it doesn't end in a sneeze Make sure you vote for your favorite team below!

Look who joined us in the studio: Two beautiful young pregnant ladies, also known as Javan and Jacob’s wives! Conversation covers pregnancy, date nights, and happy relationships! A little different content for the Magic Studio as we take in the sites of the City of Love! Dream Team picks: Hannah: Take out Chinese food for a picnic, Go exploring, Chocolate milkshake, Have the date be a surprise and everything be ready Jacob: Homemade Italian food by the lake, Mini Golf, Gelato, A night in a fancy hotel Kayla: A fancy supper, Off-Broadway musical, DQ for Blizzards, Stargazing in a grassy field Javan: Italian Steakhouse, Kayak the Mackinaw River, Pinkie's ice cream, Flying lessons

Is it easier to fake being a gynecologist or a mortician? What did Mom put in the broccoli soup? Will Jolene make us a sandwich? *** WARNING! This episode may be offensive to some listeners! *** *Spoilers ahead* Vote for your favorite dream team of food combos. Jolene: Pizza & ranch, cookies & milk, mac n' cheese & chicken tenders, fries & soda Javan: Ice cream & waffles, bacon & burgers, donuts & coffee, & fried eggs & rice Jared: Lasagna & applesauce, pie & whipped cream, blueberries & strawberries, cream of broccoli soup & raisin bread Jesse: Steak & potatoes, salt & vinegar, lemonade shakeup & corndog, corona & lime

Due to a crocodile attack early in the episode, David is taken out of the lineup, but Javan and Jacob push forward in the face of adversity to deliver another great hour of fun! Random questions, animal impersonations, and a dream team of Australian animals to battle to the death! Thanks for joining!