Ep 30 Iron Lung

Editor Sober Allen here. This is part one of a trilogy. Abysmii and I apparently both have crushes on Markiplier. We do not let that influence our thoughts on the movie. I think. We really liked it. It’s the story of a submarine who loves a Youtuber. At one point Abysmii compares Mark to Neil Breen and it’s a compliment. Jaymeson Tapes logo and Episode title cards by Seid. Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror A network of podcasts and content creators working to build a collaborative community of horror fans. http://creativehorror.com/ Copyright 2026

Many refer to it as the worst movie of all time, but when Allen and Abysmii visit the King household and bring along friends Brad and Cas... will it cause a divide amongst the group? Will friendships be tested? (Not really, it's just a bit. We all still love each other.) Your usual hosts Allen and Abysmii are joined IN-PERSON by David, Kaela, Brad, and Cas for a viewing of 1989 Canadian film THINGS. Much alcohol was consumed. Many attempts to rationalize the film were made, much to the frustration of David and Kaela (Again this is a bit. Everyone is doing great and later we all kissed each other. That's also probably not true but we're all cool and it's cool if you think about it actually happening. Weirdo.) This is a large gathering of folks all speaking into one microphone so yeah....there's some audio issues. Some folks are too quiet. Some are too loud. It's feature length and sometimes we talk over each other but I (Editor Sober Allen) am actually insanely pleased with how this all turned out. Water down your cheap Canadian beer, make a plain bread sandwich, and join us for THINGS. Jaymeson Tapes logo and Episode title cards by Seid. Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror A network of podcasts and content creators working to build a collaborative community of horror fans. http://creativehorror.com/ Copyright 2026

Editor Sober Allen here. We recorded this in March. Oops. We’ll do better. Maybe.Also having rewatched this film we do NOT spend enough time on this episode praising Sophie Thatcher’s performance.Also we’ve both seen Weapons now. It was really really good. Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror A network of podcasts and content creators working to build a collaborative community of horror fans. http://creativehorror.com/ Copyright 2025

Editor Sober Allen here! I got pretty trashed during this one so there's a point where Abysmii is trying to work out the message of this film and really gets into it and I just say 'Yeah.' Also if you came here looking for a timestamp I am sorry. Just don't watch the post-credits scene. I promise. Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror A network of podcasts and content creators working to build a collaborative community of horror fans. http://creativehorror.com/ Copyright 2025

Editor Sober Allen here. We didn't record our reaction during the movie this time. We'll go back to doing that after this one. Also we don't start talking about the movie for like 20 minutes. It's a bit about how long this movie takes to get going. Also I see the director of this film commenting on other channels reviews of it. Oh damn. Uh, hey man. We liked it. Just felt like it took a while to get going but when it got going we were fully on board. Keep up the good work with your cute frog friend.

New Editor Allen here! Sorry about the break. We missed you. We love you. We know you gotta have the funky funk. Take a few Altoids, pour yourself a drink, and join us for Blue Sunshine: a movie based on true events...kinda. Not really.

Ep 24 When Evil Lurks The Jaymeson Tapes Download Part of the recording for the viewing got corrupted again, but I was able to save the most important part. I’ve been putting off editing this episode; not because the movie was bad or the experience was bad, quite the opposite. It’s just a very, very bleak movie. Next time something a bit more light. - AbysmiiSupport us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror

Ep 23 Beyond the Black Rainbow The Jaymeson Tapes Download These episodes take forever to edit. But it was worth it for the unadulterated dead-horse beating we did to one particular joke. Kaela guest stars on our viewing of a movie we knew we'd love but wanted to watch anyway because it's a fun trippy nightmare. Go watch this movie, seriously.Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror

Ep 22 Blood Machines The Jaymeson Tapes Download Hi everyone, editor Abysmii here. No commentary track because it got corrupted, thanks Craig. You AI dickhole.Anyway, this movie was really fun and don't let how confused we were when trying to explain the plot throw you off. Go watch it, it's short and a really fun ride. I would very much try this drink we made up too. I don't know why I like these weird French movies so much. I don't even like French as a language. I do know that I spent a week draining my crawlspace because of the record atmospheric rivers we had in California. FUN TIMES.I've trying out more non-alcoholic craft beer lately to ward off cerosis a bit longer so we can keep bringing you these episodes. A lot of the, are really good! It's still fun to have actual alcohol when you are out and about of course.Okay, personal anecdotes over. We have cool stuff going up on the Patreon, so please consider supporting us there, even if just for a dollar. https://www.patreon.com/creativehorror/posts

EP21 Kazaam The Jaymeson Tapes Download It's finally here. The episode you didn't know about but did know it was a month late because Abysmii had too much BS to work on. This episode is a strange yin and yang. On the one hand, it was one of the best recording experiences we've ever had. On the other hand, it was an insurmountable mountain of editing. I actually had to start over at one point because the file got corrupted. SO MUCH FUN. This episode is over feature length, probably the longest we've ever done. If it sounds like there are a lot of cuts to the viewing, it's because there are! And that's not even a third of what I originally selected, but only so many can make it in. This movie is a 90s fever dream and I went a little insane putting this together, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's hoping the next one is easier on me oh wait I just remembered what the next one is god damnit.