Bryan Hosey

In this week's episode, Carrie and Hosey are joined by the most guest ever recorded in the Hozone. Topics discussed range from an Alien invasion (atmosphere not border) to a donkey dicked boy named Ryan George. Listen to this episode so you will understand the upcoming pedo charges that the only female present will incur. Everyone involved had a grand old time even if it results in future therapy. Tune in and learn why middle age women should never have a youthful buffet at their finger tips. We appreciate everyone that listens. Everyone else, fuck you.

In this episode, Hosey and Carrie are joined by a super fan and a super hussy. Jodie is back for her second round and she brought her crotch goblin along. We learn that one of the only people not put off by Hosey's endowment is his sister and she is not afraid to admit it. Ashlynn protects her identity by telling all of her secretes and Carrie shows that she is still a kid at heart while discussing which flavor of fruit roll-up she wants to slurp by the foot. The hosts are also joined by a big bald headed babbling baby boy by the name of Brad. Consistency is key and we remain locked the hell out. Thank you for listening, and let us know when you want to be on!

In this week's episode, the original guest bailed so Hosey and Carrie were forced to scrape the bottom of the barrel, and no it's not another Jesse episode. Interestingly enough, these self-invited guests have never been on the show before! Prepare yourself for the pecker pickling pair Peter and Penelope. Yes, those are the names that they chose. In addition to the dynamic duo, Hosey has to remind Carrie about a heartfelt, invigorating conversation she didn't know she had. Lastly but certainly not leastly, Carrie is granted the nearly impossible feat of not feeling like the dumbest one in the room. It's only a little over an hour folks, most of you spend more time than that on the toilet. So shut your mouth hole and open your ear balls. Thanks

In this week's episode, Carrie and Hosey are joined by a guest that needs no introduction as well as a friend to set the record straight. Jesse informs everyone that he has never been depressed except for the times when he was and apparently cocks have dicks. Topics in this episode range from, well depression to chicken dicks pretty well sums it up. Join them while they make adult decisions whilst acting like children. Live, Laugh Love, and Losers.

Hello Homens, in the week's episode Carrie and Hosey are joined by 5 separate guests. To avoid the absolute chaos of 6 idiots and Hosey yelling over each other, the show is broken down into three segments. Listeners will get an inside look at the future Hosey's that will rule the world and Carries kids. Carrie gets bamboozled by beans and chokes down a shot that reminds her of the good old days. Sorry, we're late but good things take time and apparently bad things take even longer. Turn on, tune in, and drop out, life is too serious sometimes.

In this week's episode, Hosey talks, A LOT. Carrie shows us what a brain on drugs looks like and the hosts discuss important issues ranging from guardian angels to poop plugs. Carrie fantasizes about the 3rd man syndrome but once again, she is severely disappointed; luckily, she has become accustomed to it. Carrie also screams “oh God” at church for all the wrong reasons. Join them as they play some fun games and see if you can come up with some better answers. They discuss "wokeness" and display their superior intellect which proves they are superior to all the listeners. If they lose you during the 1st half just stay buckled in, the 2nd half is full of the smut you came here looking for.

In this week's episode, Carrie and Hosey are joined by two guests that are related... We will let you hear the dirty details on your own. There is another prank call that falls flat on its face and Carrie lets her inner voice be heard. There is an interesting conversation about dual identities when those identities are both within one entity. Also, dick jokes. Listen in you idiots, we like the way you think.   

In this week's episode, the hosts speak about their time away from the podcast and the quality time they had yelling profanities at their parents on airplanes. Hosey speaks to a vernina, or varina maybe vageria, (why do people name their kids after words they found in the urban dictionary) and she denies aunt Bernice a table at their fine establishment. Be forewarned that Carrie wrote the outline for this episode, all the suckiness that follows is directly her fault. If you lose interest within the 1st 5 min just keep it playing and turn your volume down, we need the views damn it! We would also like to welcome our new listener, we love you all, each and every one of you two.  Tune in and laugh at Carrie, she somehow thinks people are laughing WITH her. 

In this week's episode, the hosts have a guest that deserves a Netflix documentary made after them, or perhaps an episode of Snapped.  Hosey does his best to reign in the chaos but Carrie makes more messes and doesn't clean them up.  The episode ranges from a therapy session to confessions of felonies (allegedly), This one is hard to describe so you might as well as tune in and make sense of it yourself, if you laugh you're going to hell; we'll save you a seat.  (PS, everyone in this episode is presumed innocent until proven otherwise). Allegedly

In this week's episode, Carrie decided to do drugs,  and she shows it. " Crack is wack" - Whitney Houston. PS our guest is a criminal who will remain unnamed.