The Abyss (A Teachable Moment)

Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1998 film Hard Rain. You'll hear how much Lady Chu knows about Ed Asner which is, sadly, not a lot, how unprepared we believe this group of thieves are compared to John Travolta in Broken Arrow, and a tangent about the freeze frame ending to the song "Flood" by Jars of Clay. In addition we will have the final sign off from Lady Chu as she leaves the podcast after this, her last episode.

Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1996 film Broken Arrow. You'll hear whether one of us or both of us are enamored with this crazy film, exactly how crazy we think the acting choices of John Travolta are and how nice it is to talk about endangered dirt. 

Listen as Shantz and Chu announce the winners of the How Dare You Awards and make an announcement regarding the future of the podcast. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll listen.

Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2001 film Swordfish. You'll hear how heavy your hosts go in terms of grievances against the movie, a discussion on the pros and cons to golfing in your bath towel, and the number one insane thing this movie decides to do to one of their actors.

Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1983 film Krull. You'll hear which of us nearly had the same amount of grievances as positive points for this movie, what we think of the heroes pants, and several conversations about the necessity of mountaineering skills in order to be in this film.

We couldn't get our act together this week so enjoy one of our most downloaded talks, the Van Helsing episode!

Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1989 teachable moment The Abyss. You'll hear Shantz take credit for another teachable moment gone well, a conversation about how everyone involved in the movie had a bad time, and just a few mentions about the problems with the end of an otherwise fantastic film.

Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1989 underwater monster movie Leviathan. You'll hear how much Shantz and Chu think this movie is exactly like DeepStar Six and how different it is than that movie too, if Chu can come up with another nickname for the monster of this film, and which of these first two monster movies we like the most.

Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 1989 film Deep Star Six. You'll hear how much this movie was made for as well as how much your hosts think it was made for, the nickname Chu gives the underwater monster of this movie, and our plan for the other underwater monster movies will watch from 1989.

Listen as Shantz and Chu discuss the 2019 film Cats. You'll hear how frustrating this movie was to watch, many discussions involving how confusing the film is, and a declaration from Chu that Shantz is a cat which he finds infuriating.