“F*ck Poseidon” (Episode 8)

The epic conclusion to Season 1 of “The Great Pyramid Scheme,” all mortals quickly lose control as Set and Yahweh unleash plague after plague upon Egypt. The Committee to Unburden Khufu (CUK) finds common ground. Royals and Labor finally gather around the negotiation table and settle on a deal that will definitely hold up as long as Set and Yahweh don’t trigger the apocalypse first.

It’s Labor vs. Royals when Aron calls upon Yahweh to help with negotiations. Pharaoh Khufu and Queen Henutsen enlist the Egyptian pantheon, bringing back familiar voices.

Aron’s doctor’s appointment has a revelatory result while the cursed women of Egypt seek the truth (and linens). Can Pharaoh Khufu, Sobekhotep, and Kek return from Duat with enough mummies to build a pyramid without Anubis finding out?

Pharaoh Khufu goes to Duat to get free labor. However, this expedition to the afterlife has major consequences for the women of Egypt.

Completing the Atlantis episode, Pharaoh Khufu and Queen Meritites brainstorm how to escape Poseidon’s realm while Kek hunts for a cure for People Extremely Terrified of Animals (PETA).

On a trip for a special new pyramid-building material, Pharaoh Khufu and Queen Meritites find themselves in Atlantis, leaving Queen Henutsen and Sobekhotep to rule in their absence.

The conclusion to “Aliens,” listen to this technological clash that has shaken everyone from Queen Influencer Meritites to manfluencer-fan Aron as Pharaoh Khufu finds a way to escape the infinite power source fate Mark and Glorbulax expect as payment for the pyramid.

Aliens offer to build the pyramid for free, but are they as altruistic as they seem?

The conclusion to the “Propaganda” episode finds the royals’ wife swap, Mimi taking direct action, and a rap battle between Pharaoh Khufu and Aron.

The polls are in and the people are… neutral? With Khufu’s approval ratings at 50%, he uses propaganda to be less mid.