Sail Xenu

This is a fun one for me, we discuss a new show here in Asheville, and Gabe has his own new show out in Austin. So if you’re bored, or starved for content, give it a listen. Stick around until the end for a big announcement!

We’re back! Welcome. We talk about some big changes in this episode, so if you’re wondering what we’ve been up to, where we’ve been all this time, etc. all the answers lie within. Put it in your ear holes, and hit that button down below. Leave us a message! We’ll definitely (probably) play it on the podcast!

Oh man, where to begin... This description would have been a great gloating sesh about how Gabe finally missed a deadline, and that’s why the episode was late. I’m telling you, I was going to lay it on real thick. But then, I went on a trip. And that was two weeks ago. Anyways, this is a month late, and probably largely irrelevant, but we actually have a serious conversation at the end that we felt was really important. So important in fact, we named this episode accordingly. So enjoy this, especially if you need a laugh or lifted spirits.

We (I) accidentally took a week off. If you noticed, you’re too lonely. Listen, this episode is all about Borat. If you can’t get on board with that, you’re gonna be sad. I mean, it’s not all about Borat, but it’s definitely (to the best of my recollection) mostly about Borat. Call a friend, or go over to their house, connect to their wifi, and their Bluetooth, and make them listen.

Here it is! Our almost live election coverage extravaganza. We were hoping for a landslide of information to disseminate on a several hour delay, but two surprise guests, and zero actual results later, it’s ready for consumption. Join us in the misery, and as always, tell a friend! Election2020 Election Results Comedy Podcast 

I don’t remember too much about this episode, but I know I tell my tales of pirating the high seas aboard my vessel. Also, we introduce a new segment. Tell a friend, and leave us a review!

Part two is finally here! Put it in your earholes! If you haven’t listened to the last episode, you might be a little lost. Don’t forget to show Piere some love on the socials, and check out his show Rated PG on YouTube.

Buckle the f*** up, we’ve got a guest! Piere Escargot joins us! If you’ve been listening, you’ve heard us talk about him. It’s been a while since we’ve had a guest,so we went a little long and had some audio issues to start out. So long in fact, that we had to break it up into two episodes. Piere is a great comic, and drops so many fun little nuggets and bits of wisdom. He has a very important message he wants the world to hear, so make sure you listen all the way to the end, and go follow Piere on the socials and check out his podcast “Rated PG” https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuXunYpVwYB8vMwkZP06jcw

We called an emergency podcast meeting to discuss the breaking news, and tried to get it to you as timely as possible. This episode is urgent, so get it in your ear holes post haste! If you or a loved one still isn’t sure which way to vote, there are answers within that may guide you. Don’t forget to share this podcast with at least three people you that you absolutely hate. Inflict us upon your enemies without prejudice. Stay tuned! (Does anyone still say that?) We’ve got actual comedy content ready to blast your faces. Listen til the end for a tease of what’s coming next, and stay on your toes. It’s coming faster than you think.

We discuss more politics in this show than I wish we had. And probably more VeggieTales than you’ll wish we had. But stick with us to find out how long this island actually is. We’ve got some fresh episodes coming fast and furious over the next few weeks, so you should hurry and get this one out of the way. Subscribe, tell a friend, and follow us on the socials!