"The Ring" s1e05

TGP s3e03 “Jimmy 5 Is Alive”   Directed Lew Schneider   Writing Credits Adam F. Goldberg Alex Barnow   Summary Murray attempts to help Adam transition into adulthood by building a robot, but their creative differences drive them apart, the opposite of what Murray was trying to achieve. Meanwhile, Barry makes a huge mistake when he accidentally tapes over Beverly's beloved video of his 5th birthday party.     October 7th 1980-something   Barry records his “Jampilation - Part 1..The Extrava-Jamza”   Todd: I couldn’t even come close to dunking...could you? Taras: Totally thought I could dunk one time trying to impress my first girlfriend and broke the backboard. It was totally NBA regulation height too. Adam get’s Murray to get involved in a “Learning Based Project”   Did your parents get involved in your school projects?   Todd: Yes..My Mom “the English Teacher” usually did.  BUT I loved it!  She made my papers A+++’s!  She would type my papers out (cuz she was a fast typer).    My Mom is super creative..So even in Elementary school, I had cool/different projects than my peers. Taras: My Mom always helped. One time we spent hours constructing a replica of the empire state building. We tried to make it so accurate that we counted all the windows and tried to draw them in.  And yes I got an A.   Coach Beller helps Barry with his technological wisdom   Like figuring out how to hack a cassette tape!   Barry figures out how to fix the situation   Did you ever get caught in a big lie to your parents?   Taras: Well I'm not sure if I got caught in a lie but I think they may have known that I was hiding some facts about a couple late night activities that I was having in high school.  I am pretty sure they didn't really want to know.   Brainstorming Session: Murray & Adam go over their personal wants for their Robot Murray: a button, pointy hand, a hat, metal feet, snow plow Adam: Flux Compositor, Ion based Magma Cannon, combat-ready cloaking device, emotions & a sense of humor, interdimensional travel Barry’s “Momtage”   Murray and Adam tell Pops about their Robot...Then They turn on each other   Barry comes clean to Bev   Erica has an almost Sentimental Moment with Adam   Beverly’s “Schmoopilation”   Pop’s is right...Beep Bop Booop   Adam’s Final thoughts   Final Audio - Erica Strawberry Shortcake VHS Next Episode   “I Caddyshacked The Pool”   Directed by David Katzenberg   Writing Credits   Adam F. Goldberg Stephen Basilone Annie Mebane   Summary Adam forms a plan to avoid swimming at school -- even though a friendship could be affected; Barry joins a school club formed by Erica.

“A Chorus Lie” Summary: As Adam enters puberty, Beverly does everything in her power to help him through this awkward phase, including his crackling singing voice.  When Adam gets a lead role in the school musical, Beverly convinces Ms. Cinoman to have Adam lip sync while performing in "A Chorus Line."  Meanwhile, Murray inspires Erica to go to the Homecoming Dance with JTP member Geoff Schwartz. Directed by David Katzenberg Writing Credits Adam F. Goldberg Marc Firek September 30th 1980-something Todd's doing one more Solo show!  Taras IS back next episode! Adam gets the lead in the musical "A Chorus Line", but nobody is really happy about it. Erica needs to get a date and everyone comes to the realization that Erica is just like Murray. Big Tasty helps Adam thru “The Pubening” Todd wants everyone to Tweet in their own horror stories about puberty in high school!  @TheGoldbergsPOD Geoff Scwartz asks Erica to Homecoming and Murray realizes Erica needs to loosen up! Beverly takes Adam to the Gimbles Deptartment Store makeup counter to cover his zits. Adam is 100% in on this solution. Since ALL the boys voices are horribly going through puberty Beverly decides to "Milli Vanilli" the F*CK out of Adam's musical! This episodes "Sentimental Moments": Beverly takes the moral high ground - NO Milli Vanilli for Adam and his lead role in A Chorus Line. Murray Talks with Erica about giving some guys a chance....and not being so Murray-like. - What’s “Gleaming the cube?” -“Wawa” sign at the end of the scene - Thanksgiving Sandwich! Milli Vanilli TV Scandal Report Next Episode: "Jimmy 5 Is Alive" Directed Lew Schneider Writing Credits Adam F. Goldberg Alex Barnow Summary Murray attempts to help Adam transition into adulthood by building a robot, but their creative differences drive them apart, the opposite of what Murray was trying to achieve. Meanwhile, Barry makes a huge mistake when he accidentally tapes over Beverly's beloved video of his 5th birthday party.

  Episode Summary: Lainey, Erica, and Barry plan a “Risky Business” inspired party, just like the movie, while Lainey’s dad is out of town. Later, when the party gets out of control, Beverly jumps to the rescue and Lainey is happy to have a mother figure like Beverly in her life, but for how long? Directed by Seth Gordon Writing Credits Adam F. Goldberg Chris Bishop September 23rd 1980-something I love how Murray says “I can’t hear what Jake is saying to the Fatman” You ever date or have a love interest that was long distance?  Kids nowadays don’t realize the difficulty of trying to communicate via long distance Todd:  Yes.  But we’d write letters mostly.  Can you kids now actually fathom the idea of waiting 2 weeks for every text response??? lol!!! Could any younger fans handle a:  “What was it like to live in the ‘80s” We write to set up a date and time to call, because my parents would FREAK OUT if they saw an unauthorized long distance bill.   Bev becomes Laney’s Temp Mom You ever have a friends parents act or be your temp parents?  Going on vacation with a friends etc? Todd:  Kinda..I went on one trip with one of my best friends Justin.  I can’t remember what we did, but it involved someone tracking us down to where we were staying and hem confronting his parents about whatever we did.  Justin’s Dad yelled at both us us..and at one point told me not to hide behind Justin, lol.  I had never been yelled at by someone else’s parent before..ha!   Outsmarting the phone company……(ad-ababy-it’s-a-boy)  You ever do this? Todd: Totally YES!  I would relay info to Lisa his way.   Laney turns to the dark-side the “Demanding of Excellence” and Bev visits Laney at school…to Temporary-Mom her Did you get the SAT push from your parents? Did you always plan to go to college? “Dat’s Love” by Big Tasty (feat. Lil’ Yum Yum)  (Holy balls..Scott Baio in the ending background..LOL!!!) You ever film or create a musical song or video? Todd:  Hell yeah!  One was at Kings Dominion (amusement park) to I think “Hip Hop Junkies” by Nice & Smooth.  Then another to Police “De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da” Erica & Laney try and take on Beverly….. Beverly clearing that party was freaking hilarious!!!  OMG! You ever throw a house party..at your house? You ever go to a Kick Ass Risky Business Party?  lol   Sentimental Moment #1 & 2: Bev and Erica then Murray and Sean -I love how they showed Murray smiling after his stop watch hit 10:00.   You ever wonder if your Dad (or Mom) did this kind of stuff for you as a kid, but you’ll never know about it? Did you see Halley’s Comet ?    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halley’s_Comet Last seen:  February 9th, 1986 Next Visit:  July 28th, 2061   What was on TV February 9th, 1986? ABC – The Wonderful World of Disney Movie – Harlem (1986) Part 1 of 2   CBS – 60 Minutes Murder, She Wrote “Powder Keg” Movie – Child’s Cry (1986)   NBC –  Punky Brewster “Changes” (Part 2 of 5) Silver Spoons “One for the Road” (Part 2 of 2) Movie – Under Siege (1986)   NEXT EPISODE “A Chorus Lie”   Directed by David Katzenberg Writing Credits Adam F. Goldberg Marc Firek

TGP Episode 11 “Kara-Te” Directed        Seth Gordon      Writing Credits   Adam F. Goldberg            (creator)  Andrew Secunda           (written by) Kristopher Valentine     (staff writer) Summary Barry decides to sign up for the school’s holiday talent show but is bummed when the school doesn’t approve karate as a talent. Beverly is livid and brow beats the teacher in charge to change his mind. After the family watches Barry’s routine, everyone wonders whether he will be able to pull off the performance… or crack under pressure. Meanwhile, Erica gets coerced from Pops to also perform in the talent show, but will she?   December 9th 1980-something Taras tells how he was a “Rebel Without a Cause” in high school.  He didn’t need to try and impress the ladies….his rebel attitude did it all for him. We talk about the “clicks” in high school.  What our social breakdown was in high school…”What we you?”  We had: Jocks Preps Nerds Freaks/Metal Heads   We’d love to hear FROM YOU LISTENERS: - Where are you from and what was/is your high schools "socials classes"? - What’s the hierarchy in these classes? - Sports a huge thing in your school? - Was/is Theater big? - What else was/is a “big deal” in your school? Todd tells a story about his Mom “Bev-ing” on of his teachers.  Todd’s 3rd grade teacher challenged his Mom, Todd’s Mom took ripper her a “new one”. Todd talks about his Parent/Teacher conference with his 7th grade Science Teacher Bill Oehrlein.  First Todd hated this teacher, but after Bill told Todd how much he liked him and he as only here to help him out….Todd stopped being such a Deuce-Sack and they became friends! Todd and Taras talk about their Martial Arts experience: Todd: A little Tae Kwon Do, a lot of American Kenpo, Jiu Jitsu, Filipino Martial Arts, Thai Boxing Taras: 6 Classes of something...lots of WWF wrestling   Wrestle-Mania 1 - Andre “The Giant” and Hulk Hogan….Who remembers this? Would you tell your kids if they SUCKED at something they wanted to enter the school talent show for? Next Episode: s1e12 “You’re Under Foot” Summary: When Beverly complains that Pops is spending too much time with her at home, she forces Murray to take him back to work at the furniture store. Adam reluctantly gives away his toy collection, hoping it will help him get his first kiss.

TGP Episode 10 “Shopping” Directed by David Katzenberg      Writing Credits   Adam F. Goldberg                       (creator) Andrew Secunda                            (writer) Kristopher Valentine                (staff writer) Niki Schwartz-Wright                (written by)   November 19th 1980 something   Shout-Outs: Jon Mitchell on Twitter: @teardropxmode66 and here on his Jon Mitchell Illustrations Facebook page:  Jon has done some really AWESOME illustrations of The Goldbergs, but he doesn’t stop there!  Check out his Facebook page, you’ll see a bunch of awesome illustrations!  Jon has a huge talent for his art, go check him out! Jon Mitchell - The Goldbergs illustration s1e10 "Shopping"   We chat a little about our jobs as teens.  Todd only worked at Animal Hospitals while Taras worked at the coolest spot on Earth (for musicians) Rochester NY’s “House of Guitars”.  He loved working there because he got to meet bands from TLC to Metallica….and hang out and party with them!!! House of Guitars s1e10 "Shopping"     Taras pic where he’s doing his Ukrainian Folk (Jumping) Dancing: Taras Denysenko prforming Ukranian Folk Dancing - s1e10 "Shopping"     Did any listeners have AWESOME or horrible jobs?  We’d love to hear about them!     Lusted Video Games: CONTRA - Video Games we LOVED - s1e10 "Shopping"   GUNSMOKE - Video Games we LOVED - s1e10 "Shopping"   Ikari Warriors - Video Games we LOVED - s1e10 "Shopping"   Joust - Video Games we LOVED - s1e10 "Shopping"       Todd discusses his irritation with people who work at places where they sell soft serve or any kids who work at Orange Julius…..When we were kids we only ordered an “Orange Julius”..now they have so many damn flavors that if you just say “I want an Orange Julius please”.....you’ll confuse the balls out of whoever is taking your order. Orange Julius - s1e10 "Shopping"   Also go to McDonald’s and ask if they have “Soft Serve”....I bet they will say “No”.  BUT, then ask if they have ice-cream in a con...they will say “YES”.  DAMN!!!!  Why don’t people know what Soft Serve is?!?!?!? soft serve - s1e10 "Shopping" (Ice Cream poop)     We chat about our favorite Arcade Games: RAMPAGE - Our Favorite ARCADE Games - s1e10 "Shopping" Top Gun - Our Favorite ARCADE Games - s1e10 "Shopping"   Dragons Lair - Our Favorite ARCADE Games - s1e10 "Shopping"       #JenkintownFacts (Taras gives us our #JenkintownFacts today) .....Jenkintown is located in Pennsylvania.....   Next week: Season 1 Episode 11 “Kara-Te” Summary: Barry decides to sign up for the school’s holiday talent show but is bummed when the school doesn’t approve karate as a talent. Beverly is livid and brow beats the teacher in charge to change his mind. After the family watches Barry’s routine, everyone wonders whether he will be able to pull off the performance… or crack under pressure. Meanwhile, Erica gets coerced from Pops to also perform in the talent show, but will she?

TGP episode 9 "Stop Arguing And Start Thanking" Directed by Matt Sohn Writing Credits Adam F. Goldberg                 (creator) Lew Schneider                  (written by) Kristopher Valentine        (staff writer)   STORY ONE: Beverly is Not Appreciated Beverly wants to be appreciated for all her hard work on Thanksgiving.  She tries to bring everyone together and be thankful for all her cooking. STORY TWO: The New Champion Adam beats his brother at something for the first time in his life.  Adam chooses to gloat. STORY THREE: Murray Looks After Marvin Murray wants his brother Marvin to grow up and become more responsible.     Thanksgiving Day  1980-something Taras & Todd discuss the awesomeness that is Thanksgiving!!!  Here is a list of Thanksgiving favorites Bev was whipping up in the opening scene: Opening scene foods Beverly was preparing: Turkey (getting an Karate Massage) Yams and Marshmallows Broccoli and Cheese Mashed Potatoes (serving size for 1 person) or something else? Canned Cranberries Bread (on the table)   Here's our MUST HAVE list: Turkey Ham Sweet Potatoes Mashed Potatoes AND Gravy Canned Cranberries Mac N’ Cheese(Todd)Hawaiian Bread (Todd) Ritz, Cheese, Pineapple thing my Mom makes (Todd) Pierogies (Taras) Verenyki (Taras) Kapusta (Taras)     We also had to list the things the Goldbergs kids were thankful for: Erica:    Bon Jovi’s ass Barry:   Darryl Dawkins (basketball for Philly 76’ers) Adam:   Harrison Ford  he’s Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and a trained carpenter..build them a Gazebo, and he was    under-appreciated in Blade Runner.   We talk a little about our own mothers expectations at Thanksgiving. Here are the rules for Ball-Ball: Ball-Ball Rules - s1e09 Stop Arguin And Start Thanking - The Goldbergs Podcast - www.TheGoldbergsPodcast.com     Dan Fogler is the MAN cuz he sent us a pic of him with the DeLorean on the set of The Goldbergs: Dan Fogler and the DeLorean TWITTER response to @TheGoldbergsPOD - s1e09 Stop Arguing And Start Thanking - The Goldbergs Podcast - www.TheGoldbergsPodcast.com     We chatted about if we have an "Uncle Marvin" in our families: Todd talks about how his Dad was kind of like Uncle Marvin in regards to his Mom's side of the family....but it wasn't because how his Dad acted, more about how his Mom's family treated his Dad. Taras said his Uncle Marvin is "Uncle Vic".  He said Vic seemed like he was always trying to make sure everyone knew he had more "stuff" than everyone else.  Taras says Uncle Vic is still like this today....   Todd mentions that the DeLorean Motor Company is not far from him in Houston (Humble) Texas Supplies parts to DeLoreans  BUT now you can get a DMCev.  An All electric DMC that runs 70-100 miles per charge at 2c per mile.  The DMCev costs around $90k-$100k website: http://delorean.com/   Todd and Taras talk more about Thanksgiving dinner...where they usually eat the meal at ans Taras dropped the bombshell that He Dorsn't Eat a Thanksgiving Meal Anymore....WTH?!?!?  What's wrong with him, right??? Where as Todd has something he calls "Thanksgiving #2" every year around April.  It's exactly what is sounds like.  A full on 2nd Thanksgiving every year..cuz if it's sooo damn good, why only do it once???   The DeLorean family vs Adam F. Goldberg: We said we'd link the spasm John DeLorean's daughter had after she watched this episode.....the scene was where Pop's told Marvin about how he watched the news and the DeLorean Motor Company was shut down... THAT SCENE caused a BIG UPROAR from John DeLorean’s daughter Kathryn DeLorean Seymour from this episode’s reference to the “situation” John DeLorean got in with the FBI   Click HERE to read all about the situation and Kathryn’s response to this articles writer.   Please head over to iTunes & give us a review!  It's a huuuuge help to get our show noticed.   Next Episode s1e10 “Shopping” Story One: Beverly can’t resist a good sale, even if it is something the family doesn’t really need. Story Two: Murray tells Beverly to stop her bargain hunting despite her protests that she is saving the family money in the long run. Story Three: So when Erica gets a job at the local department store, Beverly’s dream comes true and Erica’s nightmare begins. Meanwhile, Pops takes Barry and Adam to the racetrack for an afternoon of fun.

TGP episode 8 - "The Kremps" Directed by Victor Nelli Jr. Writing Credits Adam F. Goldberg                    (creator) Darlene Hunt                       (written by) Kristopher Valentine         (staff writer) STORY ONE: Beverly, The Good Neighbor Beverly can't stand the fact The Kremps are scared of her.  In order to show them her "nice" side, Beverly hosts a barbeque. STORY TWO: Get Off the Phone Barry and Erica can’t find a way to share the Goldberg telephone line. Their fighting ultimately leads to Erica's decision to not fight with Barry. STORY Three: Chad Kremp Adam meets his best friend, Chad Kremp     ??? There was no 1980-something ?!?!?! Letter from Natalie @RadioTatas "Hey guys - this is Natalie aka Supermeowy on Twitter from the “Radio Tatas” show.  I binge listened to all of your episodes.  You are rock solid!! Lots of great content and I just love what you're doing.   I listened to the latest episode first bc I thought that would be this season's latest Goldbergs!  I had no idea you've only been doing it a few episodes.  I can't get S1 on Hulu, so this is great to hear the recaps of the S1 episodes, but what I REALLY like is how you weave in your own stories from the 80s in the recaps.   I like your energy and the way you interact and your little bits that you have   but what you guys are doing is fantastic.   .   I'm going to see if I can sneak in a review on this week's Radio Tatas, Can't wait to hear more!!" Thanks so much Natalie!  You guys (gals) are awesome! You can find Radio Tatas on their website here: http://radiotatas.com/   Listener shout outs: @DanKostelec                                     @carebear1128              Dan Kostelec The Goldbergs Podcast s1e08 www.TheGoldbergsPodcast.com@carebear1128 Care Barely The Goldbergs Podcast s1e08 www.TheGoldbergsPodcast.com   @chubtoad01 Chubtoad Sheldon G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier The Goldbergs Podcast www.TheGoldbergsPodcast.com   Want to buy a Tron Light Cycle?  Well you can right HERE.  It’s only $55,000 Custom Tron Light Cycle - The Goldbergs Podcast www.TheGoldbergsPodcast.com   We chat about an AWESOME game from the ‘80s…..Arati 2600 game Surround: Atari 2600 "Surround" - The Goldbergs Podcast www.TheGoldbergsPodcast.com    Todd also had this Star Wars action figure carrier.  Did anyone else ever own this? Darth Vader action figure carrying case - The Goldbergs Podcast www.TheGoldbergsPodcast.com   Somehow we got onto how you bury a horse…..you bury their head and not the entire body.  Todd talks about the Kentucky Horse Park outside of Louisville KY.  A great place to visit to see some retired famous racehorses and the burial location of Man o’War.    Todd and Taras talk about their neighborhood friends.  Todd’s best friends are Stuart and Justin and he’s known them since he was 6 years old! Todd tells the story of how his friend Stuarts step dad was Jonathan Edwards who sings “Sunshine”.  Also how Jonathan coached their basketball teams as kids.  Todd’s dad and his friend Justin’s dad coached their baseball teams for a couple years. Todd tells his story of how our friend James took a picture of Todd stretching in his underwear….and now James keeps it for blackmail purposes. We chat about how our parents interact with one another...similar to how Bev and Murray communicate. Taras still wants to find out if his Mom as seriously in the Ukrainian mafia. Barry gets caught calling a (976) number by Erica..976-FOX.  He accidentally chooses the "Erotic Boat Rides" option.  So we had to create a Social Media image for this:   We of course talk about talking on the phone in the 1980’s.  We had long long phone cords that could stretch 30+ feet! Bev throws an “F-BOMB” Todd prepares for his trip to PA to hang out with Beverly and the Kremps.   #JenkintownFacts Civil War general Mead’s horse “Old Baldy” retired at Jenkintown in 1882.  Today his head is in the Philly museum.   Next Week’s episode: s1e09 “Stop Arguing and Start Thanking”(It’s Thanksgiving at the Goldbergs) STORY ONE: Beverly is Not AppreciatedBeverly wants to be appreciated for all her hard work on Thanksgiving.  She tries to bring everyone together and be thankful for all her cooking.STORY TWO: The New ChampionAdam beats his brother at something for the first time in his life.  Adam chooses to gloat.STORY THREE: Murray Looks After MarvinMurray wants his brother Marvin to grow up and become more responsible.   Tags: birthday cake fiasco, chad kremp, virginia kremp, charles kremp, drew kremp, barry goldberg, erica goldberg, murray goldberg, beverly goldberg, phone, get off the phone, jenkintown PA, 976, fox, erotic boat ride, rides, tron, light cycle, identity disc, radio tatas, chubtoad sheldon, carebarely, dan kostelec,

"Call Me When You Get There" Directed by Michael Patrick Jann      Writing Credits   Adam F. Goldberg          (creator) Michael J. Weithorn     (written by) Kristopher Valentine  (staff writer)   Story One: Barry Must Follow the Rules Barry has just received his license but must obey Beverly’s rules for driving.  Barry gets called out at the movie theater the first time he breaks the rule. Story Two: Beverly Worries About Pops Falling Down. Beverly gets Pops a device that helps him if he were ever to fall.  Pops is resistant to wear the device until he throws out his back. Story Three: Erica helps Barry Erica schools Barry on how to get around the driving rules so he doesn’t screw up her privileges.     October 18th, 1980-something   Todd & Taras talk about when they first got their license and the rules their parents set for them.  Then we compare our road rules to the rules Beverly Goldberg set on Erica and Barry.   Bev’s Rules of Driving: ? (we guess: Follow ALL Traffic Laws) ? In trouble?  Call for help and STAY In The Car Be home by 10 ? ? Total Focus On The Road: No eating, No passengers, No music Doors must be locked and windows rolled up at ALL times Only drive in safe areas.  Bev made a map of appropriate driving zones. Stay in Green zone Call me when you get there!!!   Todd tells us about how he used to hang out in the poster section of Spencer's Gifts…you know where all the barely clothed HOT chicks were at!  Also Todd reminisces about a VERY DISTURBING STORY on a gag gift he got his Mom when he was in his early teens…before he knew how inappropriate it really was.  Here’s a hint….it was cylindrical and took batteries.   Taras said his Mom didn’t do too many things to embarrass him in front of his friends where Todd’s Mom pulled him and his friends out of the movie theater once when she took them to see Weird Science (Which is an AWESOME movie).  It was too much for Todd’s Mom to handle, but for the kids….it was awesome. All 15 minutes of it!   Taras tells us a story between him and his sister.  Does she help Taras evade his parents while he’s “impaired” or does she throw him under the bus?     Next we discuss an AWESOME topic: The Best Commercials of the 1980’s:   Check out our series we put on our YouTube Channel: “The Best ‘80s Commercials Series” “Where’s The Beef” Kool-Aid (busting thru the wall) Tootsie Pop “How many licks does it take to get to the center…” 1, 2, 3 (CRUNCH) 3 “The World may never know” FULL Commercial “This is your brain on drugs” “I learned it from watching YOU Dad” California Raisins Spuds Mackenzie “I’ve Fallen, and I can’t Get Up”   Our sentimental moments…...Just like Adam has a moment and realization that Pops is vulnerable, Todd and Taras share their experiences on realizing those Superman like family members have a day where they aren’t so invincible….and it’s sometime crushes your heart.   #JenkintownFacts Jenkintown has two firehouses.  They are a block apart….   Thank you Mayor Ed Foley @MayorFoley   Next Episode s1e8 "The Kremps" Beverly is determined to make friends with a standoffish neighbor (guest star Jennifer Irwin).  Barry and Erica battle for control of the family's one telephone line.   Episode Tags: '80s, 1 one phone line, 103rd, 1980-something, adam f. goldberg, adam goldberg, andrew secunda, bev, beverly goldberg, green zone, kegger in the woods, kristopher valentine, Michael J. Weithorn, Michael Patrick Jann, orange zone, red zone, s1e07, s1e7, taras denysenko, the goldbergs podcast, todd combs

"Who Are You Going To Telephone" Directed by Victor Nel […]

Todd & Taras discuss our ring shopping experiences in comparison to Murray and Beverly's. Todd has the same keyboard Barry finds in the garage..the Casio MT-18!!! Taras picked up a girl, then a bird poops on his head, YEP. We start a new segment called: Jenkintown Facts