Episode 77 - Key Smashin'

Here it is! The final battle! Will our heroes defeat Xancrown and save the Luna Valley (and Faerun), or will they lose the fight and BIG STAKES BIG ENDING TUNE IN TO HEAR THE END!We hope you have enjoyed listening to The Demonplague! Please follow our DM and players on the following social medias!www.twitter.com/jamesintrocasowww.twitter.com/rudybassowww.twitter.com/tkjoinsthefraywww.twitter.com/raddu76www.twitter.com/oboelauren

Well, well, well. What HAAAAVE we here? Looks like an evil lair. Pretty nice, if you're into that kind of thing. Sure would be a shame if four heroes just KNOCKED OVER THIS VASE. If they TORE THESE CURTAINS. If they KILLED THE OWNER OF IT. Actually, geez that last one is pretty heavy.OH WELL TIME TO DIE.

THEY HAVE THE KEYS. The keys - they are had! But... now what? The keys must be used on the puzzle door! Can our heroes solve the puzzle without messing it up? Is there something on the other side BESIDES Xancrown?! Tune in to find out!

Well, our heroes have gotten all the keys... sort of? Cause these aren't your normal keys - each of them is a puzzle into itself! Puzzle keys for another puzzle! Are you ready for puzzleception?!

Roc ran into a trap! Roc ran into a trap! Save her save her save her!!! Also... watch out for those ghosts! With that visage... that may cause some... effects. Yeah. If you know, you know. If you don't, you will.

THERE'S A LESSON HERE, CHILDREN. A lesson to be learned. SOME. TIMES. YOU ///SHOULD/// JUST TALK IT OUT INSTEAD OF MURDERING SOMEONE (in RPGs!). Because then you're like "hey! just get the key off her body" and then you look at the body and THERE AIN'T NO KEY. WELL WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, IDIOTS?

NO MORE TALKING ONLY FIGHTING.

Wind, party mascot and former evil rug of smothers, is off fighting a bunch of goblinoid devils and demons away from everyone else! And that's bad! I guess. Listen, not everyone is the biggest Wind fan. But he still requires saving (maybe?) so save him our heroes shall!

When time for talk is over, there's another time. FIGHT TIME. And when there's a vampire involved it's called a VAMPFIGHT. And when there's multiple vampires involded it's called a VAMPBRAWL. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.

They got the first key, they got the first key!!! Xancrown, you're officially on notice! But that's one of FIVE keys, which means that our heroes still have their work cut out for them. I'm sure getting the rest of them will be as easy or EASIER than getting this one though... right?