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Jessica is wearing a girdle, June is communicating via stickers, and our skeletons are in conversation. We also dive into our tap dance legacies and the benefits of TV dinners.Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June is on set, Jess is on drugs, and the first 20 minutes of this episode were never recorded and will never be heard again. Plus we get granular on our friends’ daily schedules, June overhears people having sex (??) in a hotel, and Jess dives into her post-op experience.Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are a thousand podcasts you can listen to. This one listens back. And this week, we’re here to tell you about it. Alive with Steve Burns continues the conversation you began all those years ago. Back then it was letters and numbers and graham crackers. Now it’s death, sex, taxes, and all the big, messy questions of being alive. Why does money stress us out? Is the American dream dead? What’s the future of truth?  Each week, a new guest drops by Steve’s window for a genuine and respectful dialogue between two people just trying to figure it out, together. Funny, tender, and just a little weird, this show invites you to sit down and think with Steve once again and wonder… what it really means to be alive. You’re about to hear the first episode, where Steve sits down with hospice nurse Julie McFadden to talk about death. To hear more of Alive with Steve Burns, head to: https://lemonada.lnk.to/AlivewithSteveBurnsfdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deep Divers, it’s eclipse season and we want to make sure you have it all together (including your last will and testament). Plus, June falls in love with Burger King, Jessica gives us some French fashion highlights, and we dive into signs from the beyond.Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica is back from her French holiday and gives us a full breakdown on everything from French dog etiquette to how to mime a pool noodle. Plus we chat the heartbreak of school drop-offs, and June professes her newfound love for Stanley cups. Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, while Jess is out galavanting all of France, June welcomes special guest Elizabeth Laime on the Deep Dive to talk Mahjong betrayals, turning an office into a parlor (for joy, obviously), and surviving a dental cleaning from Dante's Inferno. Plus, we debate gum health, x-ray gag reflexes, and whether dentists are… frauds?Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June and Jessica chat astrology, hoagies, and the destruction our periods cause. Plus we decide it’s never too late to apologize and sometimes it’s best to just take yourself out of the game.Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June gets pulled into a game of red light, green light and Jess is volume eating Milanos. Plus June witnesses her parents in a new light and we dive into the power of a song. Gaza AidGet 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica is taking on a whole new personality and June tells us the origin story of her world-changing “pants-less” look. Then we dive into how we are choosing to share our energy and how to put down an expired relationship.World Food Program Gaza Donation Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Summer is still in full-swing and Jessica and June are refusing to cook for breakfast or lunch (and encourage you to do the same). Plus, Paul takes care of our snacks, June gives us a breakdown of her new TV obsession, and we learn St. Clairs don’t go to the movies.Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.