The Big Suey: It's Friday, No One's Listening

Greg Cote leads the show by doing what all great leaders do: reading the first topic left on his topic sheet and going from there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's a hard left. Is this a euphemism?" During the decathlon of his artistry, Nick Offerman has never faced a challenge quite like the one he's facing on our show today. Trigger warning: Hour 2 contains mention of depression and suicide. If you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts or a crisis, please call the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline. Call or text 988. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote was never a full-fledged hippie, but if he saw someone thumbin', he'd be sure they had something to torch up. Greg walks us through the golden age of hitchhiking, back before murderers went and ruined everything. Also, do the Cubans have the best finger foods? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I urinated next to Clint Black, the country star, once." Who cares if Connor McDavid is the fastest player in hockey? How 'bout he wins somethin'? Also, Amin has a report from his in-person experience with Pascal Siakam and Gregg Doyel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Just having fun, man: making movies, big adventure, having a great time." If you were holding out to avoid spoilers on the 2011 Ben Stiller classic 'Tower Heist,' we do apologize. We also have information on melting gold, Roy's hockey analysis full of Big League Chew, and the fatal flaw for the Knicks. Great morning of topics, innit? Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Amin, Roy, Billy, Chris, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Stanley Cup Final is set, and we have an epic rematch between the Florida Panthers and Edmonton Oilers. Before we get there, the gang shares their wins and fails of the week, including a golden goal from Team USA, the Carolina Hurricanes finally winning an Eastern Conference Final game, and a take that has aged incredibly poorly from Ethan. Then, Bob Wischusen of ESPN joins us to recount some old stories from the early days of Florida Panthers hockey, recap the Western Conference Final between the Oilers and Dallas Stars, and share his prediction for the Cup Final. Finally, the group discusses Paul Maurice's reluctance to participate in the handshake line before sharing their predictions for who will hoist Lord Stanley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Under-recruited running back from a collapsed American city — with a single mom and a dream — wins the Super Bowl. Sounds familiar, right? But NFL coach Deland McCullough’s story, as told through his new book with Sarah Spain, has a twist all its own. (Thanks to a little help from Sir Mix-a-Lot.) P.S. One correction, at the 17:50 mark: Deland McCullough’s senior year of college was 1995, not 2005. • Read "Runs in the Family": https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Runs-in-the-Family/Sarah-Spain/9781668036280 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz puts everyone in the Shipping Container in an uncomfortable position by forcing them to blind rank Sports Podcast Hosts. Also, how does he handle his daughters' dating lives? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you ever done something so efficient that you think you could get away with committing crimes?" With Billy Pill in the Dan seat today, we react to the Knicks vs. Pacers game with a full hour of analysis. HA! Just kidding. It's time for the high-level IOU, the peasant garage, and Sydney Sweeney's bathwater soap. Today's cast: Billy, Stugotz, Chris, Izzy, Jeremy, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Former congressman Joe Garcia joins Billy Corben to talk about how Cuban Trump supporters voted against their own interests...like not being deported. Also, the beef between Miami city commissioners Joe Carollo and Miguel Gabela continues as Gabela takes over Carollo's former position as chairman of the Bayfront Park Management Trust. Commissioner Gabela joins Billy to talk about his longstanding feud with Carollo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices