That Is NOT My Funniest Thing of The Sports Weekend | Hour 3 (feat. Amin Elhassan)

"Nothing more American than lying to the American people in the moment." Salute to Kiah Stokes, but kiss my ass. Salute to Miss Cathy, but get up out of here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Are you happy, Hawk? Should you be happy?" The first place Cleveland Browns, the trustworthy Jacksonville Jaguars, and the affirmative 'mmm.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I was inspired by everything that was said within that montage." As the great philosopher J.J. McCarthy kinda said, "don't ask whatever, ask what's next," and what's next is Joy Taylor joining us in-studio, Zaslow buying ugly flowers for his wife, Tony delivering a stat that would have gotten Joy fired, and the potential arrival of a panic button for the Miami Heat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's always two things when I'm here: race, and the physicality of football." Chris Cote is frustrated that Dan keeps overhyping 3-year-old soccer star Nevada, and it's time to be a REAL sports show: would you rather have the great defense of Brian Flores' Vikings or the great offense of Josh Allen's Bills? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Born this way, dawg." Greg Cote keeps his jewelry in the microwave, and Chris Cote keeps his bread in the bank. Today's cast: Dan, Greg Cote, Andrew Hawkins, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"These are our glory days." The Milwaukee Brewers erupted for an 8-run 5th inning, all with two outs. It was historic, and now they're 27 outs from their first World Series title. David and Jeremy explain how we got here, who could win World Series MVP, and the slim chances the Rays have to come back from down 3-0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are we watching the NFL's Michael Jordan? We dive into Caleb Williams harnessing MJ-level pettiness and debate if this 2024 QB class—with J.J. McCarthy also rolling—is actually destined to eclipse the legendary class of ’83. Plus, we unpack all the Week 7 fallout from our Winner Stand games: the Lions defending the Motor City against Green Bay, the Chiefs showing their true colors against Seattle, and Cincinnati’s offense absolutely exploding on Baltimore. After raising a glass to the week's most spectacular uniform matchups, Nick Kostos drops in to break down why the undefeated Vikings are the league's most disrespected team since the 2021 Cardinals. Finally, we cap things off with a hilarious detour into Doug Flutie’s relentless history of shilling for late-night boner meds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Spoiler alert." JuJu has Joki of the Day and Show Awardi to give out, Jeremy and Tony finally get to talk about UCF's win over BYU, and Dan finally saw You Can See Everything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Duck, duck, goose." The Funniest Thing from the Sports Weekend is Dan pronouncing Cataurus. The funniest thing from Amin's Weekend Observations is Amin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Is that the opening from Doug?" Josh Pate is here to serve multiple purpi on our show today, but mostly, he's here to decide who's great in College Football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices