Hour 1: Who MAGA Da Salad?

"Nothin' wrong with that!" JuJu is here to update the polls, but first, he has some awards to dish out to the crew for their respective days on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I kinda wish David Samson was here..." Did Maxx Crosby get hurt because he had long legs on a drive? Is Zas brave for his March Madness picks? What's the deal with WNBA collective bargaining? Why does Jess wish David were here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Why can't we have civil wars anymore?" The crew is feeling the Jai as they prepare for their first-ever Jai Alaivestream later today. Then, Dan, Mike, Tony, Greg and Jeremy lead a conversation on the United States' potential intervention in Cuba. Chris and Zas? Notably absent. Roy gets a pass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

[in a parrot voice] "Very good!" Domonique is here to discuss Jaylen Waddle, the Dolphins, and White Actors Who Sound Like R&B Singers. And no matter how brow-beaten he may be, the cruise-addled and feral Greg is continuing his game of the century. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The professional drinkers don't count; their wives count." "I'm like a donkey with a pack on trotting around the landscape." "It's like a packing house out here, there should be hams hanging from hooks." We're well on our way to one of the all-time great Greg Cote performances. And yeah, okay, Zas said the thing about Jeter, but who cares? Semantics. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Stop keeping your money in your damn car." JuJu has multiple Top 5s, including his Top 5 Shows You Should Be Watching Right Now and Top 5 R&B Names In Sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"¿Cómo se dice 'fuego' en español?" The Dolphins made another blockbuster trade before we started recording, moving Jaylen Waddle, and it just so happens they traded him to Elle's favorite team. Plus, a raging debate over Oldies vs. Classics, Jay-Z's return, and a game of Elle Yes or Elle No. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Is it all Marlas?" Tony helps put a big UFC event in perspective, David looks through squiggly lines, Mike shares his thoughts on Tony and Jeremy's debate from earlier, and the entire crew discusses the biggest upsets in American history. Also, Dan's mom's lover has returned to NBA action. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It was a ball." We have Tani's Top 5 Something Or Nothings of NFL Free Agency, or is it a Big Deal or No Deal? Plus, the time Tony's card got declined at Tootsie's, David Zaslav's big payday, and Mike Ryan's arrival at the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"MY CALVES HURT!" Dan is jubilant because he found a way to begin the show by pitting Tony and Jeremy against each other over something David's been advised not to discuss: Cuba. The hour only gets more heated from there. Buckle up, folks. Today's cast: Dan, David, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices