Hour 1: The Commissioner of Everything Imaginable

"LUNATIC!!!!" JuJu is here for show criticisms, but no matter how excruciating some moments were for him, he's leading with love. He also has two top-tier Top 5 lists: Top 5 Sports Celebrations He Can Remember and Top 5 Things Turf Toe Should Be Called Instead of Turf Toe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's really one of the things I'm most proud of." BREAKING NEWS: The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote may be without Greg Cote before you know it. We also find out his show may have a new show logo, he has a big event coming up, AND he has given up farting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'd say upper quadrant in terms of liking combat sports at Meadowlark Media, me." Carson Beck: Better than Cameron Ward? Bobby Dodd: Do you just stroll in there? Ryan Day: Wants to leave for the NFL? Curt Cignetti: A guy who dyes his hair? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's under 'Anthony.'" Zaslow's journalism uncovers a Greg Cote secret, Cam Ward makes a THROW, the Tush Push is obviously cheating, and Trevor Lawrence keeps Trevor Lawrencing. Then, Dan compares Ken Rosenthal's viral moment to his dog in the back seat of his car or something? I don't know. That part was confusing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If I kick my dog, he'll kick back. Trust me." So, the Miami Dolphins stink. And Tua is cooked. And Mike McDaniel tries and fails to take responsibility. And Tyreek Hill is not the same. And the defense is abysmal. And Greg wants to fire a coach. But other than that, things are going GREAT. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well, there has been plenty of fallout across Football America! when it comes to kicking. So I invited Jordan Schultz to join Football America! to discuss who got the boot and who stood firm. Schultz is a true journalist to his core. He's the co-host of the new podcast Why Is Draymond Green Talking About Football with Jordan Schultz. He lends his reportorial acumen to FA! by explaining how the 49ers will deal with injury woes, and then shares inside knowledge on what it will take to replace the Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel. And then he lets us know about the food that best represents his hometown of Seattle. That's something I care about deeply. Actually, I think we all do. Anywho, the Super Fuentes Bros with their pal Ethan in Miami help me make my fantasy and game picks of the week. Newsman Bradley is in New York with the latest news. Then my mom, the great Mo Dameshek joins us to talk Joe Burrow! Really. Truly, don't miss this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Minnesota Wild superstar Kiril Kaprizov reportedly turned down the largest contract offer in NHL history, and the guys are here to break down the ramifications. Plus, in wins and fails of the week, Marc-Andre Fleury returns, Sam Bennett is having the year of a lifetime, and Roy hates the Hershey Bears' new jerseys. Then, Greg Wyshinski of ESPN joins the show to discuss the possibility of a Sidney Crosby trade, Jack and Quinn Hughes vocalizing their desire to play together, the potential return of the NHL to Atlanta, and changes in the new collective bargaining agreement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Then we park our cars in the same garage." Chris Berman and RFK Jr. are here to discuss Mike Ryan and Dave Dameshek getting everything wrong in Week 1. Dave also crushes the Packers uniforms, tells us about the greatest No. 7 of all time, and gives some more predictions for this week. Then, Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! He's here for three minutes of Fantasy Football information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"This was Harvard, man." Pablo Torre takes a step away from his generational journalism heater to join us and discuss the latest details on his latest pod before Dan accidentally leaks his private information. Plus, noted weight-lifter Mike Ryan and the rest of the crew discuss how Cam Newton can travel with the size of his hats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Charles Davis. How the hell are ya?" So, that Micah Parsons guy makes a big impact, huh? The crew dives into noted fan of the Le Batard Show producers, Tony Rizzo, and his Browns reporting, Mike apologizes to Mike Lowell, and Jeremy ruins the Bucket. Today's cast: Dan, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices