Enes Kanter's Place on the Mount Rushmore of Sports Losers | Hour 3

"Whenever my hair go, Beijing look me up." JuJu tells us why you have to play within the rules, and in the rules of human life, you can get a hair transplant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"These poor people of New York have been through so much." ESPN senior writer David Dennis Jr. joins us to break down the Deshaun Watson situation in Cleveland further. He tells us why there is no logical reason for Watson to start and how things would be different if he were playing at a high level. He sticks around for a discussion of Lanterns, the Marvel movies, and why Enes Kanter is one of the biggest losers in sports history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You look like you're bout that gas." Zaslow tells us a story from the early days of fantasy football that reminds us 9/11 took place in 2001. Trysta also tells us about a fantasy league she is in that was founded in 1976 and sounds awful. Chris tells us everything that everybody knows about Zaslow, Mike Ryan eats one meal a day, Zaslow tells us where he would meet with sex workers if he were a billionaire, and we break down video of two police officers using Uber to catch a criminal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The lion, the b***h, and the wardrobe." Lane Kiffin has spoken as it seems his LSU Tigers are bringing in multiple players who have been on NFL rosters during the preseason. Do we believe anything he says? Deshaun Watson apologized to Cleveland Browns fans for his press conference Saturday after being named the Browns' starter. Do we believe anything he says? Plus, Chris is doing a slow fantasy draft, the best college backfields of all time, and Trysta and JuJu tell us why Angel Reese is a good basketball player. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And then he called me a wench." Zaslow keeps fending off Mike Ryan's attempts to force Weezer on him and reveals he doesn't want to listen to new music. Trysta has joined us in studio, and she and JuJu weigh in on the Miami Heat signing Klay Thompson with two VERY different predictions for Miami's season. Plus, we actually talk about the Miami Marlins! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The song that also Pitbull did in Aquaman." Zaslow refuses to let Mike Ryan get him excited for the new Weezer album and claims that the song 'Africa' by Toto sucks. JuJu tells us about the worst hair in sports history, and Chris describes what his hair looks like when wet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's the picture of Cabo Verde fans y'all got?!" Tony is a thrill seeker and has the latest story from his adventures, this time with no nestling. Amin is here with his weekend observations, including his takeaways after he finally saw 'The Odyssey', his story of stepping in shit at an airport, and his explanation of why Enes Kanter is a bum in every sense of the word. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I give out five stars a little bit willy-nilly." We keep reacting to the news that the Cleveland Browns named Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback. Zas is upset about a clip from the most recent episode of Rich Paul and Max Kellerman's podcast, which leads us to monitor the Nikola Jokic situation. We are also monitoring the Luka Doncic, Anthony Edwards, and Steph Curry situations. Plus, Zaslow is fired up about Green Lantern, Masters of the Universe is the most-streamed piece of content in history, and we fix field goal kicking in the National Football League. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We were brought here as strangers, but this star will make us brothers." Following one of the most stunning press conferences in NFL history, the gang discusses how the Cleveland Browns could name Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback, and in typical Browns fashion, we interrupt the conversation with the breaking news that the Cleveland Browns have named Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback. Speaking of weird things, Dae'Quan Wright is going to be an LSU Tiger if he clears waivers after being cut by the Cleveland Browns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'd prefer Kadyn Proctor not to suck. Copyright." ZASLOW WENT TO THE SHOW! Who the hell is arriving somewhere at 11:00 pm? The Miami Heat have signed Klay Thompson and our guys break down what it means for Miami, and Zas tells us why he thinks the Heat are going to be really good this year. The Miami Dolphins looked terrible over the weekend while Reuben Bain looked really good, so we once again get mad that the Dolphins passed on him. Will we talk about it every day for the rest of his career? Does Inter Miami suck? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices