ASMR With Greg Cote | Hour 1

"It's August, sir. Can you throw some slants?" JuJu Gotti has some updates on the Polls, a show award to give out, and a Top 5 Things That Disappeared Out of Nowhere and Should Come Back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Baron de Dios!" Jessica has some thoughts on how Dan let his dog escape through the elevator, and she also shares some insight on eating steak nude, the Kyle Shanahan mistake by WGN, her Cubbies, and the Cleveland Sirens. Plus, Tony heads over to the nude restaurant and delivers his Top 5 Whoppers and Top 5 Things His Dad Will Call You If He Doesn't Remember Your Name. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"May contain errors." The crew has learned about a steakhouse in Hollywood, Florida, and it offers a monthly night for dining nude. No, seriously. You eat steak. In the nude. Naked. In front of other people. At a restaurant. Naked. Amin has a Top 5 Foods He'd Like to Eat While Nude and Top 5 He'd Like to Feed Someone Else While Nude. Because there's a restaurant with a night where you can dine nude. In real life. Naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You wanna give up numbies?" Dan is furious with our social media team for doing exactly what we just did with this podcast title, but we'll get to that later. Nick Wright is here wearing his Fake News hat to talk Kevin Durant DMs, Tarik Skubal to the Dodgers, LeBron to the Sixers, and NFL Films music. Plus, Dan gets so frustrated about our social team's framing of his conversation about ESPN yesterday that he kicks Jeremy out for a reason he should kick anyone BUT Jeremy out for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Ewic." Is Greg Cote on the 14th hole of life? Did Amin outclass Zaslow while wearing socks with flip-flops? Does a gaudy, giant championship ring actually devalue the championship ring? What is the best reality TV show of all-time? Does Google AI suck? Is 'Brothers of Destruction' a good nickname for a NBA duo? Is saying 'the sensual Jason Jackson' redundant? Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Poll." It's time for another edition of Against the Spread before we learn of an extortion story from Davante Adams, Greg's take on Tony Romo's DUI, and how the results poured in on today's Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Cha-cha-Charles Johnson." Greg and Roy have competing Top 5 Catcher Names of All-time, and it sends us down a delightful road back to the 1920s and 1930s. Also, Amin is stressed because he can't share the details of what he describes as a "Top 5 Holy Shit" in the history of Pablo Torre Finds Out, Baker Mayfield is making a tiny mess, and Greg looks like a famous movie scene that, of course, he doesn't know about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Even if I'm at a restaurant, I'm at a hotel." Jason Benetti tells us about his life living amongst the hotel people, his new feud with John Oliver, Tony Romo's DUI, fatty meat, and TV theme songs. Also, Amin has his Top 5 Sports Comeuppance Moments thanks to Gianni Infantino.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Right on." Greg Cote is ready for some ASWM, but he doesn't quite know what it is, and his son CERTAINLY isn't gettin' off to it. He also has an update on his final two phrases from the Greg Cote Catchphrase Countdown before we get to the Top 10. Also, what's the responsibility of a television network when someone like Aaron Rodgers joins their show to crush Anthony Fauci? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I thought we were just hangin' out." The Marlins traded Liam Hicks to Dan's Tampa Bay Rays, and while Greg and Jeremy have differing opinions on that deal amongst the other three, they both have reasons why the Marlins were winners yesterday. That said, did they trade ham for ground beef? What's the worst quality meat? Is chicken meat? Are sardines? And why is Dan so emotional about all of it? Also, the Miami Hurricanes have extended Mario Cristobal's contract after reaching the National Championship Game last season, and the crew breaks down why it made sense to do it right now. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin (eventually), Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices