I Would Rather Not!

Episode#709: Bryan is nursing a cold, like the big baby he is! So, we get a TCB Classic. On this TCB Classic Bryan & Krissy review a Love Connection episode staring Brad Van BusStation! Watch episode #708 on Youtube The oldest dog in the world is 31! Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots) Don’t stick your fingers near the birds! Birds of a feather flock together… Love Connection (for hot girl summer) Show a little knee Dancewear Sales This guy is a wild one I’m ugly, I’m a virgin, and I love the camera! Animated Brad Old birks or restaurant shoes? Vicki is so slay “The nights still in diapers, babe” The bus station and the temple, a perfect date We’re doing a full investigative report on this date! Bryan’s going down the rabbit hole for this one It’s a TCB TBD   Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode 708: Listener Betty calls in to share her experience working at The Great Wolf Lodge! From dropping a deuce behind the ski-ball machine to teenage hotel mayhem, Betty brings the Tea. Plus, Ask TCB anything and John Mayer is a wonderland, wonder-man. Is listener appreciation day! Catching up on Ask TCB Listeners have questions for Bryan & Krissy John Mayer is from Atlanta (Don't ask how we ended up on this topic!) A new TCB milestone: a listener calls in! Great Wolf Lodge insider info Cleaning standards for AFRs The christian boys There is faith in humanity Best to you Betty!!! Watch episode #708 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #707: Bryan watched the Oscars, Krissy did not! The Oscars continue to be a snooze fest despite Conan's best efforts. Adrian Brody best his own persona record for longest (and worst) acceptance speech in history. While the producers of the Oscars forgot to make it interesting. Then, Bryan and Krissy decide to get into the drink business with TCB Coolers. Finally, Bryan has a run in with a few ornery tree guys and he runs away. Rev down everyone. Rev down! The Oscars 2025 recap Conan O’Brien doesn’t age A snooze fest Bryan’s favorite pastime: identifying when artists are lipsyncing Is Demi Moore a “popcorn actress”? TCB Merch coming soon The Commercial Break dabbles into the drink industry with the TCB Coolers Measles outbreak Bryan’s carpool incident Watch episode #707 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode#706: Kelsey Cook is back! Love is Blind: Season 8 is full of dirt! Checking off bucket list items Taylor Tomlison & Nikki Glaser  Figuring out a balance between being a comedian and having a normal life Life in Minnesota The jealousy switch Youtube and its cesspool of comments The place Kelsey won't go back with her tour A shift in the nature of comedy specials The social media impact A true Justin Timberlake fan Watch episode #706 on Youtube KELSEY'S LINKS: Follow Kelsey on Instagram Kelsey's Tour dates Watch “Mark Your Territory” on Youtube Listen to “Pretend Problems Podcast” with Kelsey Cook & Chad Daniels Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode#705: Bryan managed to find the single most boring PUA in the whole internet universe! And now we all have to suffer as B&K breakdown his extremely poor power point skills, his droning presentation style and never ending "Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera!" Plus, the gang discusses the yr24 asteroid that DID have a chance of hitting earth and now, suspiciously, does not. Hmmm... Watch episode #705 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode#704: Bryan & Krissy recall a person claiming to be connected to Fyre Fest 2 trying to get some money from the show. Bryan wondered why ANYONE would consider attending this Sh*t Show part 2. Also, Mads on Love Is Blind is a man-eater, The Pitt has Bryan singing a new tune about medical dramas and "one time at band camp" Bryan didn't go to band camp. Watch episode #704 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode#703: Bryan & Krissy discuss a viral trend claiming to "hack" the bar pick-up scene by staring annoyingly at a potential mate until they submit to your will. Will it work? Of course not! Hacks are just bad ideas to get views or secret cleaning tips your grandma used years ago. Plus, Bryan finds out he could use some cleaning hacks after one of kids pukes all over his shower time. Watch episode #703 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode#702: Bryan asks his new friend "Chatty PT" to review TCB and create a good ole fashion game of Would You Rather? GPT takes the job seriously and knows it's subject matter, calling Bryan angry and Krissy drunk! Plus, B&K try to decide who should be inducted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Watch episode #702 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode#701: Bryan tells a story about telling stories to potential lover while visiting a cabin in North Georgia. The party gets a little naked, but Bryan can't get out of his own way and unfortunately he puts himself in the friend zone by talking all night! But that won't stop him from telling more stories about his storytelling. Y Bryan 3000 commercial Bryan’s storytime: A cabin in North Georgia with friends White water rafting Bryan makes up sh*t everywhere The friendzone TV Shows update: Severance & Paradise TLC’s #1 fan Baylen Out Loud, 90 Days Fiance & 7 Little Johnstons A police officer making ends meet Watch episode #701 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #700: It's a rare accomplishment that podcast makes it to 100 eps, let alone 500. But 700 episodes of TCB? Who would have imagined the most mediocre podcast in all the land would make it this far. TCB joins a very exclusive club of podcasters who are too delusional to let it go. Bryan & Krissy are living proof you can make by "falling upward"! We did it! 700 episodes!! TCB... Always looking for the next high! Coca leaves A breakup in Machu Picchu The evolution of TCB IYKYK -Love, Astrid Bryan rants… again. The 700 Club Watch episode #700 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices